1. If smoking weed destroys your short-term memory, then what does smoking weed do?
2. Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look.
3. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
4. In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed.
5. What do conservatives call medicinal marijuana?
Medi-sin
6. The cops say they burn all the weed they confiscate.
That would explain the doughnuts.
7. Her: Hey babe, did you pick up weed & feed for the yard?
Me: Ok bad news first, I completely misunderstood you.
Her: What’s the good news?
Me: Have a brownie.
8. I call my weed "The Quran" because burning it will get you stoned.
9. Why do they call it a roach clip? Because pot holder was already taken
10. What type of weed do lizards smoke ?
Mariguana
11. I just added sugar to my marijuana to sweeten the pot.
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