weenerd0g-2023-09-04

 Session Start: Mon Sep 04 06:02:57 2023

[06:02.57] <weenerd0g> my gf is all about hard core old country.  willie, kris, cash, waylon

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[06:03.06] <weenerd0g> she'll love ween lol

[06:03.18] <weenerd0g> she already loves ween, but kinda different

[06:03.21] <weenerd0g> :P

[06:03.23] <wptmj> she will LOVE this entire album

[06:03.25] <wptmj> ＋https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL0MwFJ3nDc，

[06:04.14] <weenerd0g> i'm a bluegrass musician and she annoys me after a while because she listens to even older cooler country

[06:05.36] <wptmj> this is ween's most EPIC live show in austin in 2002. they even got a piano, its soooo musically awesome.  in the description it has the time marks for invidivual songs

[06:05.42] <wptmj> ＋https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZOkRhufCrA，

[06:06.04] <wptmj> it makes for EXCELLENT background toking tunes

[06:06.29] <wptmj> i would have given an appendage to be at that show

[06:06.51] <weenerd0g> i'm gonna turn gf on to that, man

[06:07.35] <wptmj> lemme know if she likes, ween is the most underrated music out there

[06:07.48] <weenerd0g> i'm gonna save that live show to listen to with her

[06:08.07] <wptmj> understood, it's worth saving

[06:08.28] <weenerd0g> no i mean i'm not listening to it so i can with her

[06:08.50] <weenerd0g> she's been on the road 3 days

[06:09.09] <wptmj> 32

[06:09.19] <weenerd0g> 32?

[06:09.30] <wptmj> 32:23 for an awesome version of Voodoo Lady

[06:09.41] <wptmj> for later

[06:09.53] <weenerd0g> she did nc to kc 

[06:09.56] <weenerd0g> there and back

[06:10.10] <wptmj> kansas city?

[06:10.20] <weenerd0g> no the other one

[06:10.26] <weenerd0g> lol yeah kansas city

[06:10.37] <wptmj> mo or ka?

[06:10.37] <weenerd0g> she had to go to a memorial service

[06:10.41] <wptmj> theres two

[06:10.52] <wptmj> KS i meant

[06:10.58] <weenerd0g> i got in jail in one of them lol

[06:11.02] <weenerd0g> long time ago

[06:11.07] <weenerd0g> mo

[06:11.17] <wptmj> jw

[06:11.21] <weenerd0g> she went to parsons kansas

[06:11.54] <wptmj> didnt spend too much time in kansas.  i remember there being a cool hip town called Manhattan

[06:11.57] <weenerd0g> i've driven the country from one end to the other.  thats the furthest she's ever been.

[06:12.27] <wptmj> you should love my journal then.  

[06:12.30] <wptmj> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/memory.html，

[06:13.46] <weenerd0g> haha

[06:14.01] <weenerd0g> i have cruised all around the four corners

[06:14.06] <wptmj> welcome to my macroblog :]

[06:17.30] <weenerd0g> you live out there?

[06:22.00] <wptmj> i live in Methdesto

[06:22.12] <wptmj> for the time being

[06:22.26] <weenerd0g> i never made cal

[06:22.34] <wptmj> where r u?

[06:22.52] <weenerd0g> tip top of the blue ridge mountains

[06:23.14] <wptmj> are all the boxcars empty there?

[06:23.17] <wptmj> :P

[06:23.27] <weenerd0g> haha

[06:23.29] <weenerd0g> no

[06:23.49] <weenerd0g> my gf has a home but she works remotely from a camper

[06:24.03] <weenerd0g> fuckin railroad goes right by it.  like 100 ft away

[06:24.12] <weenerd0g> i love trains

[06:25.31] <wptmj> have you ever hopped a train like a hobo?

[06:25.44] <weenerd0g> i have in fact

[06:25.58] <wptmj> not me, would love to someday

[06:26.01] <weenerd0g> i live in mountains.  they have to slow down.

[06:26.04] <weenerd0g> dont do it

[06:26.16] <wptmj> yeah, i hear its risky

[06:26.19] <wptmj> with all the bulls

[06:26.27] <weenerd0g> its the epitome of risky

[06:26.47] <weenerd0g> well no they're just big machines that will fuck you up

[06:26.59] <wptmj> i knew this dude who had his leg cut off by a train....and he STILL hopped em

[06:27.00] <weenerd0g> i dont think they have bulls anymore

[06:27.09] <weenerd0g> wow

[06:27.18] <wptmj> yea its probably all AI these days

[06:27.20] <wptmj> hehe

[06:27.35] <weenerd0g> i got a 3 legged dog who does that.  only with cars.

[06:27.39] <weenerd0g> he's hilarious

[06:27.46] <wptmj> how adorable

[06:27.54] <wptmj> i am sure he has learned to compensate

[06:28.30] <weenerd0g> you aint never seen anything funny til you watch a 3 legged dog get a piece of pussy

[06:28.33] <wptmj> any pictures?

[06:29.01] <weenerd0g> i dont take pictures of my pets.  it jinkxs them

[06:29.05] <wptmj> i taught my chihuahua to sing the other day

[06:29.08] <wptmj> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/singingchi.html，

[06:29.14] <weenerd0g> i love chihuhahas

[06:29.29] <weenerd0g> i'm getting one when i get too old for a great pyr

[06:29.34] <weenerd0g> lol the opposite dog

[06:29.37] <wptmj> hehe, i was taking pictures of him while he was yawning

[06:30.20] <weenerd0g> i live out in the country and my dogs are wild and free.  i dont take pics of them because it always jinxes them

[06:30.20] <wptmj> yeah, they are sooooo low maintenance

[06:30.24] <wptmj> screw having human kids

[06:30.43] <weenerd0g> i never had kids

[06:30.47] <weenerd0g> i wish i had

[06:30.58] <wptmj> the world isnt worth growing up in, as is

[06:31.25] <weenerd0g> i'd loved making them with my gf.  i am a genius on iq tests and she smoked me on the sat

[06:31.43] <weenerd0g> but we're too old

[06:31.59] <wptmj> yeah, kids are a great gift and all, but i would much rather play with the box they came in.

[06:32.01] <wptmj> :P

[06:32.08] <weenerd0g> lol

[06:32.10] <weenerd0g> i get it

[06:32.23] <wptmj> cool

[06:35.03] <weenerd0g> god

[06:35.28] <weenerd0g> i am fucked up out of my mind and my gf wants my company lol

[06:35.44] <weenerd0g> i thought she'd be tired from her trip

[06:36.54] <weenerd0g> i told her i couldn't go neaer my car lol

[06:37.04] <weenerd0g> she's like "i'll come get you"

[06:37.07] <weenerd0g> fuckkkkk

[06:37.58] <weenerd0g> cowboy up buttercup

[06:38.33] <wptmj> yeah, it gets to the point where i have to threaten to leave if she doesnt stop talking

[06:39.47] <wptmj> she sometimes reminds me of kathy griffin

[06:40.13] <wptmj> ＋https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x54iw3c，

[06:41.44] <wptmj> heres the shorter clip

[06:41.49] <wptmj> regarding motormouth

[06:41.51] <wptmj> ＋https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjCog3ThaFY，

[06:43.39] <wptmj> A talkative lady goes to the pet store carrying a parrot in a cage. She tells the clerk,"I bought this parrot over a week ago and it hasn't said a word."  

[06:43.48] <wptmj> Angrily, the parrot shouts, "I haven't had a fucking chance yet!"

[07:02.56] <weenerd0g> lol i bet i could make you laugh

[07:03.23] <weenerd0g> i'm higher than a giraffe and the jehovahs witnesses just dropped by

[07:17.03] <wptmj> What are Jehovah's Witnesses favorite snack?  

[07:17.11] <wptmj> Ding Dongs.

[07:17.25] <weenerd0g> lol

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