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 whuduvudu: vic..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: whats up tyler
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: what have you been up to dude
whuduvudu: chillin like a negro
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: sweet
whuduvudu: kinda random, but i was hoping your side of town wasnt as fuckin dry as mine
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i just got my job back at west..and this hookup i met actually has some..despite the arid conditions
whuduvudu: any schwag?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: 10/dime 30/½oz
whuduvudu: sweet
whuduvudu: any chance i could get in on a half?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i dont have a phone though
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: nor do i have any money
whuduvudu: fuck
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i go in to work at 4...and this dude works mornings..so it would have to be tonight, if anytime
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i work 4-9
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im gonna try to score for my old boss too, he wants a qp
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: if not an oz
whuduvudu: allright
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: so depending on how much stuff this dude has, i might take it all off his hands
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hmm, i wish i had 50 cents so i could call him
whuduvudu: this end of summer bummers killin me
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hey dude, do you like to read?
whuduvudu: nugs everywhere, but im just a lowly telemarketer, so i aint got that much ;]
whuduvudu: sure do
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: right on, im doing that too
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: round #13
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: never longer than 3 months
whuduvudu: holy fuck
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im on this cool project..which ill own to the bone
whuduvudu: im at brylane
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: fuck that..its a temporary job only
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: how much do you make there
whuduvudu: 7 20
whuduvudu: 25cents an add on or magazine
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: that sux0rs
whuduvudu: its inbound though
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: inbound is gay
whuduvudu: so its just boring as fuck
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i did it for a month
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: before i went back to outbound
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: it pays chump change..and you get paid twice a month
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: screw that
whuduvudu: mines once a week
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: thats cool
whuduvudu: you see weez a few weeks ago?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: no...i hate weezer now
whuduvudu: haha
whuduvudu: whys this?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i still love pre-sellout weezer
whuduvudu: haha
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: they sold out hardcore
whuduvudu: yeah i hear that a lot
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: theyre all whimpy now
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: they changed the music for the money
whuduvudu: well they did 5 tracks of pinkerton
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: thats good
whuduvudu: so at least theyre compensating for their sucky ways live
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: dude, i can put together the coolest =w= cd in existance..
whuduvudu: you heard living without you? its was takin for maladroit but wasnt put on..fuck that songs fuckin bad, i cant imagine why they didnt put it on
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: itll have only 3 songs off of maladroit..the rest suck..its got acoustic =w=, by weezer...all the weezer songs you know and love..chilled the fuck out..just guitar
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: its got unreleased b-sides..that you cant buy anywhere
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: its got this rad techno remix of hashpipe
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: its just the shit
whuduvudu: they put all the crazy old fuckin demos up on riverscuomo.com
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: cool
whuduvudu: which is another shady topic all its own
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hey, i sent you a lot of good reading
whuduvudu: allright
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: writeprotect@hotmail.com
whuduvudu: so what sparked all this on
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: sparked what
whuduvudu: this writing
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: my head-injuries...global warming, all the ignorance in this world, umm..weed being illegal and alcohol not..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: umm..this list can go on and on
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im gonna try my hardest to eliminate money tyler
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i alone, with the almighty internet
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: its the root of all evil damnit
whuduvudu: thatd the great..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: it shall be
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: cuz if we get rid of money..whats the next inevitable repurcussion?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: WORLD PEACE
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: lets make america modern already dude
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: then the whole world
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i mean
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: would you work for free if all your needs and wants were taken care of
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and you enjoyed your job
whuduvudu: sure
whuduvudu: but what about the jobs that arent going to be enjoyed
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: cuz if everyone else was..wed all get taken care of..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: someone will enjoy it..
whuduvudu: cleaning up a murder?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ALL people are different..thats a fact supported by science
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: why would people kill if shit wasnt worth money?
whuduvudu: anger
whuduvudu: jealousy caused through love
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: murders will happen so much less
whuduvudu: chicks ;]
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: with all this good-will floating around..people will want to be nice
whuduvudu: you read much on socialism?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: people will stop trying to see how much money they can get into their bank accounts..and theyll start trying to be the most generous..
whuduvudu: its a marvelous concept
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: to see who can get the most attention
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: generosity will soon become our common-currency dude
whuduvudu: right, but then its fake generosity
whuduvudu: which is just as wrong as money
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: cuz as different as we all are..we are all still human-beings..
whuduvudu: and will have just as many problems
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and you cant tell me that doing good doesnt feel good
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: no way..if someone doesnt believe me..i challenge them to go out and try being nice for a change...
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: itll be like getting high off life
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: you know what my model for this true freedom i envision is..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: the pirated software scene on irc...where everything is free already
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: as long as its in byte-form..its out there for free on the internet..you just have to know where to look..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: just watch me live up to my name tyler..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: :]
whuduvudu: sure, thats fine, but humans are social animals, we like to assign social rank to people, which will probably be done through acts of kindness and reputation, which will envariably be recognized and faked by the ego driven
whuduvudu: i hope so
whuduvudu: and i wish you luck
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: actually, i want you to do me a favor..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i want you to doubt me..and think im crazy..if you dont already..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: itll make my victory sooo much sweeter
whuduvudu: heh, im not going to doubt anyone
whuduvudu: anything can happen, it just takes a large amount of circumstances to do so
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: you wanna know how im gonna do it?
whuduvudu: hows that
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: see, what are some problems you encounter when you have a new idea and trying to get it out?
whuduvudu: people understanding your point of view
whuduvudu: once understanding it, taking it in as their own
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: for one, if youre telling it orally, you always run into the problem of not remembering the whole story, thus not being as effective as you mean to..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: secondly, IGNORANCE...people are too set in their old-fashioned ways and are deathly afraid of change..so they wont even listen
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: well, ive found a way to jump both of those hurdles..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: its surprisingly simple..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ill run an ftp server off my computer..then anyone in the world will be able to access my hard drive..only the files and directories i want them to access..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: on my hard drive..ill have text files and documents containing all of my ideas..
whuduvudu: but theres millions of ideas on the net, how do you plan on getting yours out?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: this way, people can read my ideas at their discretion..finish them when they want to..but the whole story would be told..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ill also start the healthiest chain-leter on aol
whuduvudu: lets think about chainletters here for a minute..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: with my ideas and ftp address...in the subject of the letter ill put, "THIS IS JUNK MAIL - DELETE"
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: dude, everyone will open it
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: you know the idiots on aol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: who open junk mail as it is
whuduvudu: exactly, but you dont want idiots
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: reverse-psychology
whuduvudu: you want the people who are smart enough not to look
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i want everyone
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: because if enough people read them..and see how much sense they make..theyll tell their friends about it and show it to them
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and itll spread like wildfire
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i am on the brink of a revolution tyler..
whuduvudu: like i said, revolutions take circumstance..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: me, a 24 year old kid with no college education..whos had two closed head-injuries..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: like i said, anythings possible
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: all i need is the motivation...
whuduvudu: when america crumbles to its knees or people realize this worlds bullshit, i can see it
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and determination..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: actually..ive even gone so far as to consider running for president in 04
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ill run with my first name only, victor
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: 2004, unless i get bush impeached before then
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: guess who i plan to bring to san antonio to talk to me..
whuduvudu: which would be fantastic
whuduvudu: whos that
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: bill clinton..
whuduvudu: how you gonna go about that
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: yeah, if you were, by any chance, to see my name on that ballot, could i count on your vote?
whuduvudu: id have to check your ideas out in complete, but so far, id say sure
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im working on it..presidential email  addresses are kept confidential..but ill figure something out
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: dude, i need to organize my server
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: when i do, ill let you on it
whuduvudu: allright
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ahh..im gonna go take a chower
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: brbin15min
whuduvudu: k

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