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Season 1

S1E1  Pregnancy Test - Anne mistakes Paul's (Trevor) iPod Shuffle for a pregnancy test.

S1E2  Rock and Roll Indiana Jones - Blackout: Indiana Jones (Trevor) protests against the auctioning of Peter Frampton's guitar.

S1E3  Peeing - (Zach) suffers embarrassment at the office.

S1E4  Scarin' Babies - Trevor attempts to scare a baby by warning it of its future college tuition and global warming. 

S1E5  If You Think - A bunny, a dog, and a man will die in a fiery explosion if you obey the on-screen text.

S1E6  Heaven - In a B&W sequence, (Trevor) finds himself in heaven with a beautiful fairy, a car, and a puppy in a hatbox.

S1E7  Dear Black People - As a school project, 6-year-old Danny Mathison (Timmy) sends a letter to the black people of the world, apologizing for slavery in the United States, as well as any other such things to befall black people in years past. In response, the black people write back an angry, hostile message.

S1E8  Pie - (Sam) realizes he's been typing on a pie instead of a keyboard.

S1E9  Pirates - The captain (Trevor) has trouble getting pirates' attention.

S1E10  Jim Bust - JISM - In excitement, Trevor breaks the door to producer Jim Biederman's office and gives a proposal with a perverse acronym.

Season 2

S2E1  Sam's Nut I - Trevor points out to Sam that one of Sam's testes keeps popping out.

S2E2  String Pull - At a dinner date, (Sam) pulls a very long piece of string out of his teeth, which is attached to his organs.

S2E3  Instant Karma Bigot - For every racial slur, (Zach) gets what's coming to him.

S2E4  Guillotine Days - Before Marie Antoinette (Timmy) is beheaded, one of the executioners (Trevor) asks her to help him settle a bet with Darren. Trevor claims that the human head can stay alive for up to minutes after being cut off by the guillotine, and asks her to try and recite the alphabet before she dies. 

S2E5  Reverse Psychology - Sam becomes annoying after learning about reverse psychology.

S2E6  Forest Whitaker - Trevor mistakes Zach and Timmy for Forest Whitaker.

S2E7  Falling Ladies - In a sketch that ends bloody, Zach alerts Sam and Trevor about something happening outside. 

S2E8  Take My Face Off - A patient (Trevor) has an odd surgery request.

S2E9  Invincible Kid - Blackout: Trevor gives a pep talk to a kid.

S2E10  Blind Guys - For blind stand-up comedians (Darren, Trevor), telling jokes is never routine.

Season 3

S3E1&2  Chaplin - In a 1940s war movie, soldiers encounter Charlie Chaplin (Trevor) -- or is it Hitler?

                Little Rascals - In an homage to The Little Rascals, (Trevor) and (Sam) make their way into a bar by disguising themselves as a tall person, and end up meeting another tall person (Zach, Timmy).

S3E3&4  Water Balloons - A young businessman (Darren) introduces water balloons to a quiet town in the Wild West.

                Foot Touch - Two homophobic men (Trevor, Sam) cause a stir at dinner.

S3E5&6  Presidential Props - New rules at the presidential debate shake things up for unprepared candidate Senator Homestead (Timmy). 

               Trent Reznor - Trent Reznor's (Trevor) arrogant ex-girlfriend (Zach) pays him a visit just to torture him emotionally, causing him to write another Grammy-winning album.

S3E7&8  Asian Hooker - A company CEO (Trevor) brings an unexpected distraction into the meeting room - a Vietnamese prostitute who tried to steal from his wallet. The boss tries to keep the other workers on track, but it gets harder to concentrate when the prostitute's pimp arrives.

               Tit Slap - At a party with mostly black people, (Trevor) obeys the lyrics to a crunk song -- big mistake!

S3E9&10  Horses Love - Darryl (Darren) wants to arouse his horse for insemination purposes. Chester's (Trevor) stegosaurus poster does the trick.

                  Shoshon - Shoshon the Elegant, the White Tiger King (Trevor), wants to keep all the brown tigers out of the kingdom of Animalia.

S3E11&12  Shitchest Boner Neck - Three ambassadors (Trevor, Sam, Timmy) have trouble negotiating with two very peculiar (and gross) aliens (Darren, Zach).

                    Yellow Mustard-ed - The hidden-camera reality show, You've Been Yellow Mustard-ed!, is both successful and controversial.

S3E13&14  Genie - Billy Masterson (Timmy) gets his own genie (Sam), who is forced to carry out his three wishes - to kill his teacher, to let him have sex with 12th grader Megan Weldley, and to become President of the United States of America. 

                    Grapist - At a boardroom meeting, an executive (Zach) finds a commercial for Fizzy-Pops Grape Blast soda questionable, as he alleges that it alludes to rape - much to the disbelief and chagrin of the head of the boardroom (Trevor). It doesn't seem to help that the mascot (Sam) is named the Grapist.

S3E15&16  American Suicide - Participants on an American Idol-style show compete to see who can kill themselves in the most creative and/or impressive ways. A woman named Cheyenne (Trevor) is the only contestant to move on to the callbacks in Hollywood.

                    Courtroom Stripper - A stripper (Bobbi Bentzel) is called to testify in court, but ends up entertaining her audience instead. 

S3E17&18  Wheel of Money - Copyright issues, dismemberment, decapitations, and switching problems plague an obvious ripoff of that one game show.

                    End of Space - A space traveler (Trevor) provides some unnecessary narration. In the void beyond space, unusual things happen.

S3E19&20  Jerkocaust - In the year 2027, the Nazis (Timmy, Trevor) are on the hunt for jerks, not Jews. When they suspect a citizen (Zach) of harboring a jerk (Sam), they bring in a nerd (Darren) in an attempt to coax out the jerk.

                   Another Astronaut Sketch - The moment before the Space Shuttle Challenger took off.

Season 4

S4E1  Grandma's Cookies - Blackout: A scary ad for Hazy Memories Nursing Home.

S4E2  Hand Pee - Dave (Sam) hides the fact that he loves touching his own urine and excrement.

S4E3  Spaghetti Dinner Date - A twist on the famous scene from Lady and the Tramp.

S4E4  Old Man Winters - (Trevor) and (Darren) tamper with an old man's will.

S4E5  Poseidon Devil Spaghetti - Poseidon (Sam) and The Devil (Zach) eat spaghetti together.

S4E6  John Cleese Sketch - Trevor and Sam perform a sketch sent to them by John Cleese.

S4E7  Silver Street Performer - A street performer (Darren) acts like a robot.

S4E8  Valentines Day - (Trevor) is caught masturbating to baby pictures when his wife (Darren) walks in.

S4E9  Babe Magnet - (Trevor) and (Darren) make a machine that attracts babes (magnetically).

S4E10  Halloweiner - Various schoolchildren show off their Halloween costumes to the class, only for the teacher (Timmy) to send both Jacob (Darren) and Brian (Sam) to the principal's office for swearing, although they insist they can because they are a pirate and a cowboy, respectively. 

Season 5

S5E1  Baked Beans - (Timmy) works at a call center.

S5E2  Slow Mo Squirrel - Trevor, Sam, and Darren are interrupted by a squirrel jumping into their car.

S5E3  John Williams - John Williams (Trevor) spends his day singing his music.

S5E4  Spanking Dads - Dads discuss their increasingly violent acts of domestic violence.

S5E5  Stork Factory - A worker in a baby factory named Doug (Trevor) keeps sending babies to overpopulated places and to mothers that can't afford babies. When one of his higher-ups (Sam) confronts him about this behavior, he begins killing babies.

S5E6  God Wants You - (Trevor) sings a song about the fact that most major religions involve some kind of special hat, and this must mean that God wants you to wear a hat.

S5E7  Going Home Alone - A man (Trevor) rigs his house with Home Alone-style booby traps, then shoots himself, but not before calling 911 to inform them that he is about to kill himself. 

S5E8  Baby Traits - A couple (Trevor and Darren) learn that through modern medical science, they can choose individual genetic traits of their baby. The decisions get difficult when they're asked to choose a race, sexual orientation, and disability status by a doctor who's black, gay, and missing a leg.

S5E9  Homeless Show - A show discusses how homeless people can live better. It does not get good ratings.

S5E10  It Was Pretty Good - The evening news loses a long-time reporter and decides to replace her with several young, attractive people. The reporter Skyler "Scooby" Jensen (Trevor) reports on the Republican debate -- it was pretty good.