San Antonio, TX
Saturday January 24, 2004
12:00am Dude, I just had a big presentation with these kids at the bar. They got all pissed off. Some guy walked by and asked for a cigarette and I gave him one. Then one of the dudes I was talking to said, "Oh, I just want to point out you lost track of your script to give that guy a cigarette. That's proving your point wrong about ignorance." I jerked and said, "Dude, I am proving myself right. Interruptions are one of the problems you run across when you have a new idea and are trying to get it out. But, I found my place and finished. I never said I was perfect." He hmmphed, "Case closed," and walked off. Damn the ignorance in this world. I asked him, "Have you always been that ignorant?" as he got into his lazy death machine.
Do you see how alcohol makes you stupid? They were coming out of a bar.
12:03am I'm walking up Wurzbach. I just passed the Woodtrails apartments where Chasity used to live. I'm going to walk to the IHOP and talk to people there.
12:07am I'm going in the IHOP.
12:26am I am captivating this waitress at the IHOP. I told her the whole story. She wouldn't let people interrupt me. She was all, "Keep going, keep going." She's going to hook me up with a coffee.
12:40am I walked down Wurzbach some more. I just went into this Irish Pub and asked the guys there for a cigarette. Argh, nobody smoked there.
12:41am Travis hooked me up with a cigarette. I appreciate it, brother.
Sweet, right when I was bitching about not getting a cigarette at that place, this guy walks by and hands me one. The universe provides.
12:45am I walked into the Denny's on I10 and Wurzbach. I just walked in and found out they don't allow smoking in Denny's anymore. That blows. Ever since January 1st, she told me. It seems to be city-wide.
You can't smoke in IHOP either. They're losing money by excluding smokers. Duh.
Let's see, where should I go now? I'm going to go to the HEB across the highway. I'm sure there's someone I can talk to there. The grocery store.
I'm thinking about walking all the way to the Jim's on Huebner. I'll walk the I10 access road all the way there. I just might. That's far.
Ah, the HEB is closed. So, I am going to walk all the way to the Jim's.
12:50am I just realized the HEB is not closed. I'm going to walk up there and see who I can talk to.
1:20am I just had a great presentation with Louis Valdez. He listened the hell out of me. Everybody is listening to me. Oh joy.
Oh yeah, I'm going to walk all the way to Jim's.
1:30am I've been walking all this time on the access road. I passed the Omni Hotel and I'm in front of Lajoya Apartments right now. I'm going to walk in and see if there's anybody awake I can talk to.
1:46am I am at Lajoya Apartments talking to some brothers and Jeff hooked me up with a cigarette. I appreciate it, brother.
Sweet, Nat Sherman. Quality smoke.
2:00am Big Wolf Dawg: "Hey, this is Big Wolf Dawg, man. In Lajoya Apartments. On this random occasion, this fella he walked up to me West Coast Style, ya know. People down in San Antonio, they're not really, ya know, too friendly. So I was expecting some punk. But homeboy came through, ya know. A lot of people are really close-minded and ignorant, so they not really going to understand what he has to say."
Victor: "For now."
Big Wolf Dawg: "This is all I wanna say. Ignorance is an undiagnosed disease. It has to do with, it manifests itself in your childhood, how your raised and all your influences when you're a child."
Victor: "I think for the most part most of the evil in this world is all rooted in money. Now, I'm not saying that we would wipe out evil altogether if we got rid of money, but wouldn't it happen so much less?"
We are just abusing everything. And it's not that my ideas are new, or anything. Just the way I am spreading it. My delivery-method. My vehicle.
2:18am I just walked over to the Exxon by the Jim's on Huebner. I've been walking this whole time. I'm walking to the Jim's now.
2:20am Robert is hooking me up with a cup of coffee. I appreciate it, brother.
When I walked in I asked the dude, "Hey, can you hook me up with a cup of coffee?" He hooked me up. Ask and thou shall receive.
2:21am Rick just hooked me up with two cigarettes. Badass, brother. Thanks.
3:35am I just had this great presentation with this girl named Patricia here at Jim's. Her email is saltshack@yahoo.com. Email her and ask her what she thought.
3:37am June hooked me up with her last cigarette. I appreciate it, sister. That's very generous of you.
4:23am Deena hooked me up with two cigarettes! I appreciate it, Deena.
Sweet, I am having the greatest presentations today.
5:10am Zack hooked me up with a cigarette. I appreciate it, brother.
Oh cool, I can catch a bus pretty soon.
I had some legendary presentations. Awesome.
5:25am I am going to walk to West from the Jim's. I had some badass presentations tonight. I got a lot of email addresses. I even told this one Western-looking guy with boots and a truck. He nodded his head up and down during the whole presentation. He didn't have too good a reaction about marijuana, but everything else he agreed with me.
5:34am Porchia hooked me up with a cigarette outside of West. I appreciate it, sister. Everybody gets credit in my game.
I repeat, I am having some badass presentations this morning. I just talked to this black lady I bummed a cigarette off of. I told her my shit and asked her to do me those two favors. As she was hurrying into work she yells back, "I can't doubt you. I think you can do it!" I yelled back, "Tell your friends. Help me out!"
Sweet, I'm famous.
5:52am I don't know if this is note-worthy. I am still at West waiting for a bus. I wonder when it's coming. I went to the bridge over this ditch. It's all raining right now. I took a piss in the ditch. I'm going to go see if I can go talk to this guy in the Subway.
The inbound telemarketers say, "I don't scam anyone. I work in inbound. They're calling me." The way I see it, if outbound is scamming people then inbound is scamming people who have already been scammed. You're just scamming them some more. Yeah, so they initiated the scam. You are just following through on it.
This is where you are taught the art of scamming. Everyone come take Ignorance 101 at West Teleservices. Where you get paid. They'll hire you and all your friends too. Over and over again. I guarantee it.
Ahh, my alma mater. The good 'ol School of Reality. Where you learn the truth . . . and it's free(hell, you get paid at West), like knowledge should be.
7:26am I just got off the bus over by my mom's. I'm going to walk to my mom's house now.
7:40am I am at my mom's house finally.
8:07am I'm finally settled in to go to sleep..
3:25pm My mom just dropped me off at West. God damnit. All the does is bitch. It pisses me off! She was all moaning at me, "You lost your job?! You always say you are so independent." I hate this shit. She just can't stand people around her not being miserable like she is.
I'm going to go get my check.
4:02pm I went and got my check at West. Like $250. I rode the 91 to Medical Center and jumped on the 610 back to my mom's. I need to get my rain poncho. Man, my mom pisses me off.
I should tell her, "Mom, remember how everybody thought Jesus was crazy too??"
I just called my mom from the Citgo. When she answered she was all, "I was hoping you would call me right now. I was praying to God for you to call me." I told her, "Ask and thou shall receive, mom." She told me about some problems she's having. She told me her doctor told her she was in danger of having a nervous breakdown. I told her, "Mom, you didn't need a doctor to tell you that." Earlier when we were arguing she actually told me, "My love for you used to be unconditional, but now it's not." That kind of got to me. I was thinking, "What the hell? She's my mom. No matter how much I get pissed off at my mom, I'm going to always love her. She's my mom." When I called, she apologized real quick. She told me, "I know I told you that before, but I'm under a lot of stress."
4:45pm David gave me a cigarette here at the car wash. I appreciate it, brother.
That was great. That old man who gave me a cigarette at the car wash, when I told him, "You're going to think I'm crazy, just like I want you to," he got this big smile on his face. I told him everything I'm going to do and I told him, "And I'm going to get marijuana legalized and chill everybody out." I asked him, "What do you think would happen if all the world leaders got together and smoked some weed?" He said, "Man, those would be some good times." I told him they didn't call them peace pipes for nothing and he gave me a huge grin. I walked off and told him, "Thanks for proving me right."
5:51pm I'm walking around in Braun Station. I'm going to walk down to that new Walmart they built close by. I'm going to go see if they have my boots there, so I can go buy them. I got money.
6:04pm I'm going to walk around looking for people to talk to.
6:16pm I walked to some turn in the road and across this field to the HEB on Guilbeau. I'm at the HEB already. The grocery store.
I'm going to buy me a pack of cigarettes.
6:35pm I bought me a pack of cigarettes. I'm going to come out here and smoke a cigarette and drink this healthy shake thing that Jennifer gave me last night.
6:41pm I finished my cigarette and I'm going to walk to the Walmart.
6:54pm I'm walking up to the Walmart. The Walmart Supercenter. Grand opening.
7:01pm They don't have my boots, damn. I gave them my number and the model I wanted. They're going to see if they can order it. I'm going to go to the restroom and take a shit.
7:40pm The idiot security guard. I asked this girl outside if I could tell her a really interesting story. She said sure and said, "Story time." Then, all of a sudden this idiot security guard nearby asks me, "What are you doing, sir?" I calmly tell him, "I'm not doing anything. What do you think I'm doing?" He wouldn't answer me. I told him, "I'm not panhandling. I'm not breaking any laws. I'm not asking for anything. She even agreed to listen to me." He says, "I can have you removed from this property real quick." I tell him, "Under what grounds? What am I doing wrong?" He tells me, "You're bothering her." I look at him and say, "Why don't you ask her." I came out and told him, to his fat face, "Have you always been that ignorant?" He got all pissed off. Idiot.
7:45pm I'm going to catch the 88 here over by Walmart.
8:00pm I got off the bus in front of the Jim's on Bandera and Loop 410. I'm going to walk to the Jim's and talk to people.
Man, I can't smoke anywhere anymore! That sucks.
8:10pm I walked over here in front of the Jim's on the access road, where there's a bus stop. I told this dude, BK I think his name is, but I could be wrong, some black guy. I asked him if he knew where I could buy some marijuana and he was all, "Are you a cop?" I pointed to the peace sign on the back of my neck and he nodded his head. I told him about my mission and ideas . . and he hooks me up with some bud! Badass! Everybody gets credit in my game.
8:32pm I walked over to the EZ's burger place. I talked to the manager Ed and he's going to hook me up! I appreciate it, brother. Score at the EZ's!
9:00pm That was so awesome! It was so EZ to score at the EZ's. At first he told me no, assuming I was asking for money. I had told him, "That's alright. I'm sure the next place I walk by will be generous and help me out." He was all, "What did you want?" I pointed to my belly and said, "Some gasoline for my stomach." He thought for a second and said, "What do you want?" I smiled and told him, "Surprise me." He hooked me up with a big ass slice of pepperoni pizza. I'm not hungry now. I can walk.
That guy came out and told me, "Best of luck to you, man."
After he said he was going to hook me up I told him, "Hey, can I tell you what I am doing?" After a while he came over and sat down at my table. I told him my mission objectives. I asked him if he was willing to listen and he asked me how long would it take. I told him, "About ten minutes." I got his email address. Let me see what it is.
That's funny. I just walked to the Blockbuster and told the guys in there what I was doing. I'm going to walk up to these people getting in their car in the parking lot. I'll go ask, "Hey, can I tell you a really interesting story?"
Oh yeah, the guy getting in the car ended up being that manager who hooked me up. I asked him, "So can I tell you how I'm going to do it? Do you have time?" He said, "Just email me, bro." He was talking to some girl.
9:30pm Damnit, I was standing outside of Jim's smoking a cigarette and this Jim's manager came outside and told me, "May I help you?" I should've told him, "Do you want to help me smoke my cigarette?" He told me, "You need to move on." I said, "Sure, right after I finish my cigarette." He tells me, "No, move it over there." I laugh and tell him, "Make me. Whatcha going to do tough-guy? Or else what?" He said, "Or else I'll call the police." I told him, "Well then, let's see if they get here before I finish this cigarette and walk off." Idiot.
He was all, "I'm going to go call them." I finished my cigarette and took off anyway. I don't need any of this shit.
9:40pm I should call Jason again for weed. I'll call him and tell him I'm at the Blockbuster. I've decided I'm going to walk to Planet K and use the phone there. I'll talk to some people.
9:49pm I just got off the phone at the Planet K. Jason is going to meet me at the Habib-mart on the corner of Evers/Wurzbach in fifteen minutes.
10:15pm Oh yeah, Jason stopped by and I got a ½ ounce of weed. At first I thought I would get a whole ounce with my check, but decided only to get a ½ at the last minute, for twenty five bucks. Screw that, I wasn't going to pay fifty.
10:32pm I've been walking down Wurzbach towards Babcock. I am passing by my old apartments where I used to live. They used to be called Twin Oaks but now it's called Woodland Ridge. I lived there back when it snowed in 1984. Let's see if there is anybody here I can talk to.
Preferably a pretty girl.
I didn't talk to anybody there. I'm going to walk to Deer Oaks and see if I can find a hot girl to talk to.
10:42pm Okay, nobody in Deer Oaks either. I've lived there too. I'm going to cross the street and go walk around Chapel Ridge. I lived there with Chasity. On Snowden Road.
I miss these apartments. They're cool.
11:18pm I just asked these guys at Chapel Ridge if they wanted to hear a story and they told me no. Thanks anyways.
11:36pm Oh yeah, I was crossing the street and I saw a kid on the sidewalk in front of Deer Oaks. I start crossing the street walking towards him. It's all dark and nobody else is outside. He sees me coming and he starts walking up the stairs. I walk by and say, "Hey man, do you wanna smoke a bowl?" He did a double-take and turned around. He said, "What? Smoke a bowl? Sure."
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