Monterey, CA
Wednesday February 11, 2009
I am having some technical difficulties with my tape recorder. It was cool, I met up with Jordan and Jay, the guy I met in SLO. We're camping in the backyard. With that big ass tarp I got I made a waterproof tent for myself. I strung it up in the back yard and I stayed dry last night. I got a little wet, that's all. It sucks, the battery for my camera didn't charge at all last night. I'm worried about that. I wish I could take pictures of the tent I made. I came to the bathroom right now and I am taking a shit.
Drying off my tarps in the sun
Imprint in the grass after I put my stuff up
2:21pm Sweet, my tape recorder is working again. I am leaving the house. I'm going to go find me a taqueria. I am hungry. I woke up this morning early and nobody else was awake. I took the initiative to start pulling weeds. The entire front yard is covered in clovers and I am making headway and pulling them all. Right now I am going to walk to a taqueria to get food.
As I was yanking weeds I found this awesome chameleon.
2:35pm La gente amable en Taqueria Del Mar me estan dando comida. Todo el mundo recibe credito, gracias.
2:42pm Nice, I got hooked up at the taqueria. Called that.
3:57pm Beautiful Patty listened to my story. Entire Odyssey and Note From the Rich and all.
4:12pm Nick hooked me up with a cigarette on Alvarado Street.
6:17pm Nice David, I asked him for a lighter and he gave me an American Spirit cigarette. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit. Thanks a lot.
7:04pm I just had a glorious presentation with Cathy and Jennings. They didn't let me take a picture. Cathy just volunteered me a twenty dollar bill! Whoa, I appreciate it, Cathy. Give me a hug.
Man, they just loved my presentation. Marijuana really is the key. See, I had been walking around trying to trade this little switchblade I had for any amount of marijuana. So many people told me they wish they had some weed, because they liked the knife. Eventually this guy offered me five dollars for it and told me that if I hold on his friend would hook me up with a nickel sack. I was bored so I stood on Alvarado asking for spare change for marijuana. This one Mexican dude walked by and he burped real loud and I told him bless you. He laughed and I asked him if he had any weed, that I had five bucks. He said yeah, but that he was going to walk around. He came back around and sold me a nugget so I'm all stoned.
Oh, and I just had a glorious presentation with this older couple. They wouldn't let me take their picture. The guy told me that if I wasn't doing this that I had a promising career as a motivational speaker. He said I could do a one-man show. Right now I'm going to walk back to the house at 529 Hawthorne. "We can't wait to look at your website," they told me. They even said, "We're sorry but we can't doubt you. We believe you can change the world."
7:35pm The coolest shit. I'm going to score a whole pizza at the Papa John's! It's close to the house on Hawthorne. I walked inside and asked the guy, "Do you guys ever make any mistakes at this place?" The guy said, "Give me ten minutes and I'll make one." He's making me a whole pizza! A large!
7:43pm The nice people at Papa John's, Jeff just handed me a hot fresh large pepperoni pizza! I really appreciate it, guys. Thanks for feeding the peace machine.
I put on my presentation for the kids in the house today.
9:46pm I am having the greatest time. I made my tent all badass tonight. I took a picture, I think. I'll take pictures in the morning. I made a fuckin' room. I just love this big tarp I scored at Ragged Point. Thank you so much, Toby. I can now make me a tent anytime I want and stay dry. Sweet, as the mission evolves.
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