050905

 

San Antonio, TX

Monday May 9, 2005

     8:09am  I just woke up. I'm in the bathroom taking a shit now.

     10:24am  I just cleaned my mom's whole kitchen. I swept and mopped and everything. It's about time I cleaned some more. I'm going to try and make my way to the plasma place today. I don't have any busfare so I'm thinking about walking the whole way.

     11:10am  I'm about to leave the house. Hopefully I'll get a courtesy ride at the bus stop. If not, I'll walk to the Walmart. Maybe I'll get a courtesy ride there. Go donate plasma today.

                     Shit, I forgot my water bottle. I'm going to go back.

                     Prayer to Love. Please Love, let me have a great day today. It's a beautiful day. The sun's out.

     11:21am  Citgo.

     11:24am  Cool, there's the Ingram-bound 610. Let me ask him if he'll hook me up with a transfer.

     11:26am  The Habib inside the Citgo is calling the cops on me again(4-15-05, sentence starting with, "Haha, the habib inside came out and told me I couldn't be standing there.)" He came out and said, "Do you want me to call the cops on you?" I asked him, "What did they do last time?" I've lost my ID and everything since then. What are they going to do? Take me to jail?

     11:50am  There's the 610. Let me see if I can get a courtesy ride. Haha, the cop never came.

     11:51am  Mr. Perez told me no. He said, "Sorry sir. Not today. Good luck." Screw it, I'll walk it.

     12:19pm  I walked down Guilbeau all the way to the HEB. I found a couple snipes in the ashtray and smoked them. I'm walking to the Walmart now. Cool, there's a driver standing outside at the bus stop. Hopefully he'll give me a ride.

     12:30pm  I'll tell him, "I'll walk it if I have to, but it'd be nice if it wasn't so hot."

     12:40pm  Olivia, the girl who didn't think I would get a courtesy ride last time(2-8-05, 12:40pm) hooked me up with a dollar for busfare. I appreciate it, sister. Everybody gets credit.

                     Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. We're on the 88 already. Over by Luis' old house. Inspiration Hills.

     1:37pm  Downtown. Had a good presentation on the bus with this black lady.

     2:04pm  I ran into Tommy(5-7-05, 12:52pm). He got off his bus when he saw me. Tommy and Joey, his friend. and they're uhh, they're going to smoke a brother out. I appreciate it, guys.

                   He got off the bus just to smoke me out. But man, he ended up not having the joint. Oil well. That's awesome how he recognized me. He told me he said, "There he is. We gotta smoke him out."

     3:02pm  Steve hooked me up with a cigarette at Travis Park. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     3:37pm  John hooked me up with a cigarette in Travis Park. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     3:56pm  This greedy ass black chick in the park. She's got a big blunt and everyone is hitting it. She wouldn't give me a hit. I tried to tell her my shit, but she turned her ears off real quick. She's ignorant as hell.

     4:00pm  Wizard just walked by and hooked me up with a cigarette. I appreciate it, Wizard. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     4:17pm  I am still waiting for the weed to show up in the park. That Wizard guy I just got the cigarette from, I asked him if I could tell him my story and he sat down. He wouldn't let me talk one bit. He was all down on himself complaining that he's been homeless for a week. He was all, "I need a place to stay. I need a place to wash my clothes." He's a lazy ass. Ignorant ass. Oooh, I see two girls over there. I'm going to go tell them my story.

                   Oh yeah, this dude came back and I traded him the frisbee in my bag for two joints.

     4:32pm  Crystal hooked me up with a cigarette at Travis Park.

                   Man, nobody is hooking me up with a courtesy ride. I'm going to have to ask for spare change for busfare.

     4:45pm  Oh yeah, I ran into Olivia again. Since I had two joints I asked her if she wanted to smoke and she said sure. We smoked a joint and then she invited me over to her place to get blown. So I happily smoked both joints with her.

     5:14pm  Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm not going to go donate plasma. I'm going to go get blown at Olivia's, hehe. We're going to smoke some marijuana. Ahh, today is a day off for me.

                    Actually, I've told my story like two or three times. It's not a day off.

     5:15pm  The 88.

                   Be sure to include in my index, "Just imagine how much quicker buses could move people around if there wasn't any traffic congestion."

     6:20pm  I had this awesome presentation on the back of the bus with this black dude. Olivia granted me permission to tell this guy my story. She told me, "But when we reach my house, you're not talking to anybody." I haven't even considered Olivia in that way. She told me, "When my boyfriend gets here, you gotta split." That's cool. I'm going to get high. She said she's got some killa.

                   It was weird how I ran into Olivia again. No bus drivers were giving me courtesy rides. I decided I was going to walk all the way to the plasma place. I wasn't far from the park at all when I ran into Olivia again. Since I had just gotten two joints for my Frisbee, I offered to smoke her out. Then she offered to smoke me out! So we're going to her house to smoke some weed.

     6:37pm  We're at the Citgo.

     7:35pm  Shweet, my day turned out just dandy. Ah, I guess I'll go donate plasma tomorrow. Oh yeah, I ran into Olivia again. The girl I met this morning. I ran into her at the Walmart. She hooked me up with busfare. And she hooked me up with busfare again and invited me over to her house to smoke weed. She lives really close to my mom's house too. So I can just hop over there and get on the computer. My mom's probably on it. She lives over on Bouleau. On the bus before we got there I asked her what street she lived on and she told me, "Blue." I thought she was messing with me. She told me it's French.

                   And I'm so fucking high right now. It's so fucking awesome how I wasn't meant to get a courtesy ride. I had decided to walk all the way to the plasma place in Balcones Heights. Then barely in front of the library I ran into Olivia.

                   Did you guys see how my prayer was answered today? Remember I had asked to have a badass day.

                   Oh yeah, Olivia hooked me up with a lot of weed too! Tomorrow is going to be a typing day.

     7:50pm  I forgot to mention that I am already home. Let's see if there is anything to eat. My mom's not here. Cool, I can get on the computer.

                   Oh yeah, and Olivia filled up my jug with good water.

                   Umm, I guess I can munch on some Vienna sausages, yuck.

                    I hope my mom appreciates me cleaning the kitchen. I totally forgot I had cleaned it.

     9:48pm  Oh yeah, my mom just got home. I got a lot typed up. 11 kilobytes worth of text typed up. I'm on April 18. I'm walking back from Austin. My mom brought me home a meal from The El Pollo Loco, perfect.

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