051605

 

San Antonio, TX

Monday May 16, 2005

     7:30am  I woke up early today. Oh yeah, all my laundry I left hanging outside is all wet because it stormed last night. Oh cool, my garden is growing pretty good. I'm going to go check my weed plant.

                   I don't know what time it is, but it's still morning. I came out on the back porch and smoked some weed. It's cool, I got this little tin that David found and he gave to me. It's like some mint-tin. It's perfect for my weed, man. I can pinch a hit easy with it. Just stick my little fake cigarette in there and grab a hit. Oh yeah, I woke up and smoked some weed and took a picture of my garden. Which I haven't taken care of. I haven't weeded it one time. It's already got some yellow flowers. I don't know what kind of plants they are. I think they're some kind of fruit-bearing plant. I took a picture of my weed plant on the other side of the fence too. It's getting big. Oh shit, there's a dead bird in my backyard.

     8:37am  I'm leaving for the day.

     8:47am  Mike hooked me up with a cigarette at the Citgo. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

                   I bought a quart-size water bottle for a dollar something.

                   Page 60:

                   "In the upheavals that lie immediately ahead, the elites of all industrial societies—so accustomed to setting the rules— will in all likelihood go the way of the feudal lords of the past. Some will be by-passed. Some will be dethroned. Some will be reduced to impotence or shabby gentility. Some—the most intelligent and adaptive—will be transformed and emerge as leaders of the Third Wave civilization."

     9:31am  I forgot to mention. I'm at University Hospital already. I took a hit of weed and smoked a cigarette.

     9:56am  I got dropped off in front of Crossroads Mall. I'm going to see if they have that magnetic flasher thing there.

     10:06am  The lady at Hobby Lobby directed me to a flea market. There's an Estrella Mall right across the street. I'll go check there. I can check at the one behind the China Harbor too. It's Monday, I don't think it'll be there today.

     10:24am  My good friend Bruno at Cristan's hooked me up with a taco. I walked in and he immediately said, "You want some fuel?" I appreciate it, brother. You know what I'm doing.

     10:42am  I walked over to the plasma place and found out the next time I can donate is Wednesday.

     10:46am  Caught the 92 going downtown.

     11:05am  I'm downtown. Martin and St. Mary's.

     11:15am  I walked over to these old people sitting on a bench. I walked by and asked this guy for a cigarette. He totally ignored me. The bitch sitting next to him told me, "You should get a job like everybody else!" Bitch, I got a fucking job. I got a full-time job, I don't get days off. My job don't pay me money. I work for free. Thanks for making my book so interesting, grandma. Ha, work for money. Is that all you can do?

                     Suggestion by Cecilia: Be sure to visit Shenendoah Valley, Virginia.

     12:40pm  Cool, I smoked out CC. I told her my story and everything. She braided my goatee for me, it's badass.

     12:45pm  I came to the Walgreens downtown. I put my cd in the machine here and it's finding all my pictures. Did I ever tell you that one day I noticed that they had a machine at the Walgreens that you could put a cd with .jpg pictures and you could print them out at 29 cents/print? Well, when that day when I found that machine, since I had my webpage with all my pictures in a cd in my bag, I put it in the machine. It quickly told me no images had been found. So I thought I couldn't tap that resource. Well, right when I came and tried the one at the downtown Walgreens it, to my surprise, it's finding all my pictures! It's counting them right now. Man, this is so awesome that I have this resource now. I can replace my visual aids I lost in my wallet!

     1:48pm  Dude, I just came out of the Walgreens. Dude, I got my pictures back, man! The one with

 me and my sign, The two pictures of the dog and that's it.

                   Oh yeah, I got my driver's license printed out. I had scanned it and saved it on the computer years ago.

     2:56pm  This girl who doesn't want to give me her name in Travis Park just gave me a cigarette. I appreciate it.

                   Man, I just had a badass presentation with this bible thumper. He just came up to me. I got all the way to the where after I sing the Johnny Appleseed song and say I already have a soundtrack and he fucking walked off quick. He said, "I gotta go, I gotta go."

                   That dude had come up to me and tried handing my his bible thumper literature. I told him, "Nuh-uh, let me tell you a story."

     3:12pm  Martin hooked me up with a cigarette at Travis Park. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     3:46pm  Oh yeah, I ran into David at Travis Park. He took off to the library. I told him, "Hey, so am I safe in assuming that I'm going to take off alone on June 14th? I am totally prepared to." He said, "Oh, I don't know. I don't know." So, I'm totally ruling out David. He is too unsure. I can't have any insecurity in my organization.

                   Oh, I didn't tell you. I met up with JC. Me and him walked to some ghetto apartments and I had some good presentations. I got bored though.

     4:48pm  I just ran into Hervie in front of the Jefferson Bank.

     5:39pm  I came to the Salvation Army to eat.

     5:42pm  Nathan hooked me up with a cigarette after we ate at Sally's. I appreciate it, Nathan. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     6:33pm  I got on the 92.

     6:34pm  This girl sat down right next to me on the bus and I hit her up for my story. She told me no, that she wasn't willing to listen.

     7:18pm  I'm at University Hospital.

     7:36pm  I had a really good presentation with this one cute girl.

     7:37pm  Rod hooked me up with a cigarette at the hospital. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit.

     8:01pm  I came over here and told Crystal and her roommate my story. Crystal is 24 and she's got two kids. She also gave me a cigarette. I appreciate it, Crystal.

     8:17pm  I got on the 91 to West.

8:34pm I landed at West Telemarketing. I'm walking to the smoking cabana now. I'm going to bum a cigarette.

             I had a good appearance here at West tonight. Stanley, one of the cool black security guards that knows me came out when I was at the smoking cabana. He told me, "You know you're not supposed to be here." They called the cops on you last time. I told him, "Come on, just let me finish my cigarette." He said, "Alright, but you better not go inside."

     9:24pm  I walked all the way down Prue and went in the Walgreens on Prue and Babcock. I called my mom. She's already a-fuckin' sleep.

     9:32pm  Whoa, I came to the Subway across the street and my friend BB(5-5-05, 7:51pm), who I told my story to last time is hooking me up with another sub for the walk home. I had started walking away from the Subway, but then I changed my mind. I hadn't recognized BB and didn't think I was going to score. I was surprised.

                   I'm walking to OP Schnabel Park now. Oh yeah, I called my mom and she hasn't brought the computer home yet. That sucks.

     10:44pm  I'm just standing here in front of the Exxon on Braun Road and Bandera. I'm smoking a cigarette I bummed off my friend Matt inside. These two white kids pull up in a KIA 4x4. One of them looked really familiar. They went inside and when they came out he came up to me and said, "Hey, what's going on? I met you in the park like a year ago and you told me your story." I told him, "I am still at it. I'm going traveling soon. June 14th."

     10:45pm  I'm taking off.

                     Oh shit, I think this tape might be over! Okay, it's not.

     11:15pm  I'm at home. I'm tired.

     11:51pm  I just got out of the shower. I put some socks on and I'm going to go to sleep.

                     This sucks, my mom didn't bring home the computer and she won't have it back home until Thursday. That sucks.

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