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 <wptmj> cool
<Fireman_> :)
<wptmj> will you please check out my subversive ad-free non-religious blanket solution for world peace through marijuana hiding as a hilarious jokes and puns blog?
<wptmj> lol hows that for an ad
<Fireman_> lol
<wptmj> havethesejokes.blog
<Fireman_> cool
<wptmj> ty im down to chat though
<wptmj> are you 420 friendly?
<wptmj> volunteer ff?
<Fireman_> yea, nope, paid
<wptmj> get stoned before you read my blog, please :]
<Fireman_> hehe
<wptmj> itll make a huge difference
<Fireman_> ok lol
<wptmj> what kind of jokes do you like?  i got em all
<Fireman_> how was the traffic when you walked?
<Fireman_> any kind really
<wptmj> i was walking from sunup to down, so it varied, i guess
<wptmj> also depended on which loop
<Fireman_> ah yea
<wptmj> in 2003 i was going to walk all the way to cali
<Fireman_> what happened?
<wptmj> friends gave me a ride to comfort ended up walking twenty miles, not sticking my thumb out or nothing.  stopped to smoke a cigarette and some dude just pulled over and took me all
<Fireman_> hehe
<wptmj> the way to riverside close to LA
<wptmj> some really cool shit happened to me, would you have time for a really interesting story?
<Fireman_> yup
<wptmj> awesome
<wptmj> https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/ody.html
<wptmj> enjoy
<Fireman_> cool :)
<wptmj> id appreciate any feedback from one texan to another :]
<Fireman_> great story :)
<wptmj> wow, quick reader
<wptmj> tip of the ice berg :]
<Fireman_> :)
<wptmj> im all stoned, will you please let me tell you what ive been doing these past three days?
<wptmj> its another gripping tale
<Fireman_> sure
<wptmj> have you ever been to san antonio?
<Fireman_> yup
<wptmj> cool, youll undertand stuff way better then
<wptmj> how old are you?
<wptmj> im 45
<Fireman_> 46
<wptmj> ok my generation, great
<wptmj> 77?
<Fireman_> used to go to the mercado sometimes
<wptmj> 1977?
<Fireman_> ya
<wptmj> cool
<wptmj> did you ever hear about west telemarketing?
<Fireman_> dont think so
<wptmj> its out of business now but it used to be the easiest job in the world that would hire anyone with a pulse
<Fireman_> ahh
<wptmj> hell, even if you got fired all you had to do was wait thirty days and you could come back
<wptmj> i ended up working there 12 times, never longer than three months
<Fireman_> hehe
<wptmj> i was eventually banned from working there.  ill try to shorten the story.  leave some details out
<wptmj> i could talk your ears off if you let me, itll get more interesting, promise
<Fireman_> when was that?
<wptmj> from when i was 16 to 23 or so
<Fireman_> ahh
<wptmj> anyway, i used to walk all over town wearing my WORLD PEACE THROUGH MARIJUANA shirts, walking and ridng the bus and reciting my ad-free non religious, subversive true story
<wptmj> lol
<Fireman_> ;)
<wptmj> i was impressionable on purpose, trying to make people think i was nuts so they would never forget me
<wptmj> used a walking stick and everything
<Fireman_> nice
<wptmj> I became obsessed with documenting my life on a tape recorder and typign it up every night and i started keeping track of everything, time stamps and everything and the cooolest shit would happen to me, only because I was logging, so I thought.  i eventually took my hopeful story abroad, and walked/hitched ALL over the US.
<wptmj> after doing this for seven years i lost hope and gave up the fight, stopped walking and telling my story
<wptmj> took my website down.  it used to be havethisbook.com  instead of steal this book
<Fireman_> ah yea
<wptmj> i felt like a failure and wanted to die
<wptmj> anyway, after almost twenty years i magically evolved into my joke blog
<wptmj> after putting the jokes together it finally dawned on me, hey. i can resurrect my old website for free on my blog!
<Fireman_> :)
<wptmj> the whole telemarketing shit i started with will apply soon
<Fireman_> ahhh
<wptmj> so about three days ago i did a random google search for "random 210 numbers" and came up with this:  https://www.phonelookup.com/TX/san-antonio
<wptmj> working unlisted San Antonio random numbers with no name attached
<Fireman_> ya
<wptmj> I got his idea, hehe.  I try calling each number, if somebody answers i say, "Hi, did you live in San Antonio twenty years ago?  You're probably going to think i'm crazy and hang up on me, but please don't.  this not a scam.  I'm not asking for abything."
<wptmj> +t
<wptmj> I tell them how i grew up in SA and became a long distance walker and how i walked around the loop twice both directions, yada yada yada
<Fireman_> ya
<wptmj> just to hook em with interest :]
<Fireman_> hehe
<wptmj> i tell them about my free blog and they usually accept it.  anyway, ive been making the most awesome connections with random people this way
<wptmj> it's funny, since they for sure have heard about west i say, "I'm just using the scamming skills I learned working at West Tel 12 times never longr than three months, but FOR GOOD instead."
<Fireman_> ;)
<wptmj> they usually crack up and can relate
<wptmj> chances are i'm going to talk to someone who's worked there
<Fireman_> ya
<wptmj> well, ive been able to generate some epic chapters for my blog like this, totally stimulating the possibility-magic by leaving it up to randomness.    
<Fireman_> sounds really cool
<wptmj> i have found my new future realtor when i get back to headquarts soon, umm, i also have a new t shirt source in sa, the list goes on
<wptmj> and im really excited and i appreciate you letting me share that with you
<wptmj> anyway, i've just been going down the list
<Fireman_> :)
<wptmj> when i run out i'll call my mom and ask her to send me pictures of random phone book pages, lol
<wptmj> i got a million and a half people i need to call :]
<Fireman_> hehe
<wptmj> im sure a couple of them will remember my crazy ass and when they hear im back my views are going to skyrocket
<wptmj> virality, here i come
<Fireman_> yup
<wptmj> thanks for listening and please share my blog if you deem worthy
<wptmj> there's nothing like a dream to create the future!
<wptmj> :]
<Fireman_> alright I will share :)
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