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MSG with Kelpalots

9:15pm  Today is Sunday, the 21st.  I just had a genius idea.  I am going to fix our problem about getting out of this house.  I am going to have a proffesional sign made that says, "MOVING!  HELP US EMPTY OUR HOUSE!  EVERYTHING FREE!  WE GET WHAT WE GIVE!"




3:35pm  I am here in our beautiful backyard eating breakfast at 4pm with my beautiful soul mate Elizabeth, whom I will fight for her honor.  I'm going to let her make this entry, I'm feeling lazy.

Elizabeth: "So what do I say?"  Whatever you want.  "Oh, ok, so we're out here having a late lunch and enjoying the backyard.  We had a big breakfast.  It's time to relax now.  We have the two dogs here next to us, I'm feeding them little bits, leftover egg.  That's it.  We're going to keep packing and I'm going to decide what to keep and what to do away with.  We've had three realtors come by now.  It seems like 300-325k is going to be the going rate to sell it as-is.  Somebody will eventually flip it.  That's probably what I'm going to decide to do, more than likely.  Yeah, right now we are waiting for the realtor that came by yesterday, Janet.  She says she's going to put together some numbers so we can know the bottom line.  I rather sell that way versus the traditional route where we would get the house in a tiny bit better shape maybe painting it, maybe doing new carpet, doing the landscaping.  So we'll see what number she comes up with and what she suggests.  Meanwhile, I've started going through my stuff finally.  I'm going to give away maybe half of what we have.  More than likely.  And that's about it.  It was a nice day, cool and breezy.  

Victor:  "Oh yeah, I need to mention.  I've been really busy nonstop making Karaoke videos, which my abilities returned and I got pointed in the right place to get Mixcraft 7, the sound mixing software I used to make Karoake videos at the bar when I lived in Weed, CA 2012-2014.  So I've been hella-busy.  I always thought I'd make it up to Weed again and talk to Pat, my old KJ friendm who hopefully still has all 85 videos I made back when I lived there.  But that's a total longshot that he still lives there.  I had special ordered him one of my shirts in XXL because he's pretty hefty, but he wore it proud!

     Also, my spam for peace campaign is evolving once more on IRC.  I'm getting all these new ideas to spread the word.  I'm fucking fearless, I don't give a fuck.  Ban/Kick me all you want.  There's plenty more channels out there.  There's no such thing as bad publicity!  

     Anyway, luckily I scored the old program I used to use when I was the Karaoke Wizard in Weed.  I've already made a lot of good ones that will totally impress anyone at any bar.  I've got six of them made already.  I just did Broken Wings.  I'm doing the Choir! Choir! Choir! version, with just an acoustic guitar.  On Don't Stop Believing I didn't even reduce the vocals volume because it's a choir and the whole bar will be singing along at that point.  It'll be an awesome effect, and in leaving the vocals in ensures the sound quality is perfect.  
     People are going to love these videos at the bar.  I had already asked permission and the sweet faced young daughter told me they could only use videos they paid for.  I tried telling her that she could pay me if she wanted to, but she was already ignroing me by then.  So, my mission today, since Karaoke is at this bar four days a week so umm, tomorrow, which will be the first k night of the week, I hope I will be allowed to, umm, I'mm gonna even just have my songs on a zip drive, I won't even have them on their computer.  They'll play directly off of my zip drive.  I don't see why they should have any problem with me bringing my own music at all.  I mean, they might have an issue because they use a program for people to have turns, but I won't need it.  I want to talk to the owner of the restaurant.  

10:44am  Right now for some reason I came to the other Save Mart on Oakdale, the one close to Floyd.  I just parked the car and stood behind the car letting people in the parking lot see my shirt.  I passed out my blog plenty and had a couple of good presentations.  I talked to this one girl, I think she was pretty, but wasn't sure because she was weearing a mask, she sounded pretty.  I hate those masks.  How can we read people with no facial cues?  
     Anyway, I had this idea and I grabbed the two puppies and walked around the parking lot holding them, getting oooohs and ahhhhs and how cute from a lot of people.  This older lady saw me and walked over saying, "I'm only coming over because you have dogs."  I told her, "Will you check out my free blog?  I'm a journalist.  I've been all over the country."  She said sure, be right back.  When she returned, before I started any story I told her about how I used to document my life for years and years and eventually lost hope and stopped and I was now just waiting for the government to kill me."  She cut me off real quick and tells me, "Oh, the government doesn't kill us.  You know what?  I don't believe in conspiracy theories, I'm a Christian, bye."  She walked off and that was my cue to yell, "Man, NOBODY wants wordl peace!  Poor kids!  Good little slave!  lol, she got upset and turned around and said, "I'm glad you're showing your true colors."  I told her I just wanted her to remember me trying so hard to get people to listen, and never forget me.

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