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                                                                                                         San Francisco, CA

Tuesday June 12, 2007

     6:26am  I camped with Sun and his friend in Golden Gate Park. Shit, I forgot to take a picture of where I slept last night. Anyway, I woke up around five thirty this morning. I loaded up a big resin bowl and smoked all these kids out. I came back and loaded up my stuff. Haight, here I come. I need to find somewhere to take a shit.

     9:24am  I walked up Haight all the way to Masonic again. Screw it, I am fearless. I flew my signs there for a bit and yelled a lot, hehe. I went to the coffee shop nearby, Coffee For the People and took a healthy shit. Right now I walked Haight until I got to this big rainbow mural on Cole Street. I set up in front of it. Then I sat down and bolded my WPTMJ sign. I haven't told my story one time today. I need to, damnit.

     11:32am  I am having so much fun yelling at people. I think(hope) I am being watched by the police. At the end of my shouts I am yelling I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! Ahh, the cops being parked right there is my sign to move to another corner. Hehe, I know where I can go. I am going to walk to Ashbury.

     1:05pm  Dude, this is totally my corner. Soooo many people have commented on my signs. All the tourist are taking pictures of me and my signs. I have my Fuck Bush shirt on. I just sat down and made sixty five more little papers with my website. I'm passing them out like candy. I didn't use any scissors. I start off with a full sized college ruled paper. I fold it in half, open it and refold it in half, lick the fold and tear. Then I keep folding the pieces of paper in half until I get them the right size. I have been doing this since Ventura. I've counted and one sheet of paper yields me sixty five little papers. 130 for two. Then I have them all in my right pocket. With these I am armed and peaceful, hehe.

     2:21pm  Christine just came up and asked if she could get my picture. I told her sure, document me, please. In the end she volunteered me five bucks. I told her, "Nobody's paying me to do this. Every little bit helps, thanks."

     3:13pm  Okay, I have had a very productive time on Haight/Ashbury. I am going to go now.

     4:00pm  With those five dollars Christine gave me I came to do my laundry at Waller and Shrader. I sat down and took my stinky socks off. I noticed my toenails needed trimming so I took out my clippers. I just got to trim one fat toenail when this dumbass employee start yelling at me. "You can't do that in here!" They just wouldn't shut up about it. Told me I was stinking the whole place up. They said I had to leave. I got a bit irked and yelled back, "Like your shit don't stink. Why the fuck do you think I came to a laundromat?" I am going to do my laundry, bitches.

     4:56pm  I am drying my clothes at the laundromat. I left my stuff in there and I am leaving. On the way up here I noticed there was a Mexican restaurant nearby. After I finish my stuff I am going to go over there and manifest me some food. I am hungry. Just watch.

                   Sure enough, Veronica is hooking me up at Zona Rosa. With a veggie burrito!

                   I came back to the laundromat and ate. I gave the chips to this guy who walked by. I smoked some resin with him. When I came back to the laundromat I noticed this beautiful girl inside doing her laundry. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. When I first got to the laundromat I blew a dollar fifty buying the wrong stuff. I first bought the Clorox 2, and thought that it had bleach. Then I bought a Bounce and it turned out to be fabric softener. I offered this pretty girl my fabric softener and she accepted. Then I hit her up for my story and she said sure. I got to the first continuation-request and she had to go. She said she would come back to hear the rest. I gave her my website, just in case.

     5:10pm  I am just utterly amazed at the things that have been happening to me lately.

     10:03pm  I've had a blast. Let's see. I had ran out of little papers to give people. I didn't feel like getting up to borrow scissors, like I had earlier. So I took a sheet out of my new notepad and folded and licked like I explained earlier. I diligently licked and folded sixty five more papers. Then I went to the bathroom at Coffee for the People. I had a great presentation with this guy outside. He told me that there was this other blogger out there who was getting real big, but he didn't have a story like mine. It was getting to be around nine so I started walking toward Golden Gate Park to crash. I walked by Fat Slice Pizza and started asking people for spare change for a slice. The third lady I asked bought me a slice! I ate it and then went outside and sat down to finish making my flyers.

                   Zoe.

     11:04pm  Superb presentation with Theresa. I am going to go crash.

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