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Seattle, WA

Friday July 31, 2009

     7:15am  I just woke up. I got five hours of sleep and I'm cool.

     8:18am  All packed up and leaving my squat here. Another view.
                  
                   Off Mercer Street, over by Fairview Avenue. That's where my squat is.

     8:56am  I walked to this random 7-11 on 4th and Denny. The guy inside let me fill my bag with ice, awesome.

     9:35am  The nice driver driving the 18 is giving me a courtesy ride. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit.

     9:49am  El Maricon Mexican Restaurant. Oh yeah, I got on the bus and the guy gave me a courtesy ride. I was in the free zone anyway. I didn't know exactly where to go. Westlake Center is by the plaza I want to go to. I just passed a Mexican restaurant. I'm going to go hit them up for breakfast and see what they tell me.

                   Oh, they're not open yet, that sucks.

                   Hmm, Blue Water Taco Grill. I'm going to go hit them up.

     10:12am  They're hooking me up at the taco grill place.

     12:29pm  I just spent an hour and a half on the computer at the library downtown. I checked my email and did some more typing. I'm not that far away. I'm like fifteen days away.

                     Oh yeah, they have that stupid rule where your bags need to fit in a box for you to be able to bring them in. They let it slide the first time, but the guy said I couldn't come back with my bags. That's so much bullshit. I feel discriminated against.

                     I came to by 4th and Pine and people are really loving my breast exams sign. I've had like five pictures taken of me already.

                     I just got a dollar, sweet. I pulled out my support the cause sign and put a cup on the ground. Smoke a brother out too.

     2:03pm  John, Sailor John hooked me up with a cigarette on the corner. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit. Thanks a lot.

     2:06pm  Tracy and Danielle gave me some money for the cause. I appreciate it, gals. Everybody gets credit. Thanks a lot.

     2:39pm  I forgot to tell you. I had an awesome time giving my website out with my FREE HUGS AND/OR BREAST EXAMS sign. This is my spot. I'm loving this crowd. I am almost out of havethisbook.coms. I have to cut some more pretty soon. These two girls just saw my sign and came over and hooked me up with some money, a five dollar bill. Then I went to the gutter punks in the plaza across the street and asked the first guy I saw with a marijuana tattoo on his arm if he knew where to get any marijuana. He asked me how much I had. I told him eight dollars and fifty cents. We walked over to his girlfriend and she sold me a nickel sack. It was a good sized nugget for five dollars. So now I am all stoned and back on my corner. I'm going to set up my display and get back to work.

                   Haha, I am having a blast yelling at people when they ignore me. I am yelling at people hardcore. "Damn! Have you always been that ignorant?! Good little slave! Nobody wants world peace! I was just testing you! That's right, be afraid! You must like war!" I am having such a blast. I'm gonna get shot, haha. I also yell, "Look up my shirt on the internet. I've got a website!" 

                   My display

                   So many people are cracking up at my breast exams sign.  Grayline

                   Awesome, right now I got a hug from this white girl, she was all drenched in water. She told me she was in the animation business and was making a movie and stuff. She didn't have time for my story, but she'll check out my website. Oh yeah, when I backed up from her after the hug my marijuana necklace got stuck on her bra strap. I had to unhook it...so she kind of got a breast exam, haha.

     3:49pm  This dumbass from the wireless table hawking their bullshit on the corner, he wrote on a piece of paper, "This guy is a dumbass," with an arrow pointing to me. He was standing there holding it. When I noticed I walked over to see what it said and he snatched it away. I told him, "That's right, you good little slave. Be afraid. What do you have to hide?" I even asked him, "Do you want my lunch money too, you little kid." Stupid ass, I'm going to take his picture and steal his soul. Muhahaha.

                   "Is that all you can do?"

                   Haha, right now I tried bumming a cigarette off this girl and the old man with her started yelling get a job at me.

                   It's slowed down and I'm not flying my sign anymore. I'm just standing here letting people read my shirt. I just offer my website to those who react to my message.

     4:25pm  Sin came by and hooked me up with a cigarette. I appreciate it, sister. Everybody gets credit.

     4:27pm  I celebrated 4:20 seven minutes late. I took a hit right here on the corner with my fake cigarette.

                   I should probably put up my support the cause sign. Nobody had put anything in the cup since this morning.

                   My display

                   I'm flying my breast exams sign and everybody is cracking up at it.

                   These Seattlites, Simone and Anna, I had an awesome presentation with them right now. I took their picture. They had to go, but it's all on the website. Be sure to sign the guestbook and tell me what you think. I am collecting opinions. World peace is winning big time.

     4:58pm  Carrie is being nice enough to give me a cigarette on the corner. I appreciate it, Carrie. Everybody gets credit. Thanks a lot.

     6:00pm  I just did my first breast exam! This couple walked by earlier and cracked up at my sign. Then before I know it they walk back and the girl tells me, "I want a breast exam." My eyes lit up. "This is a first!" I am really bummed out I didn't get the picture. Next breast exam I won't forget. She said she would send it to me(she eventually did, look).

 

                   She let me grab her boobs while she held my sign! That's so classic. For the cause! For the cause! I wish I could remember her name. His name is Nicholas. I'm all stoned. As they were walking away I saw this beautiful angel wings tattoo on her back and called her back so I could take a picture of it.

                   Argh, I should have had someone take a picture of it with my camera too. I'm stupid. I even called her back to take a picture of her angel wings. Oh yeah, they liked my sign and asked to see any other ones I had.

                   Whoa, that same couple, they gave me seven bucks for my HOOK A BROTHER UP/SMOKE A BROTHER OUT sign. I had that thing for months and I can always make a new one. She said she was going to frame it. They really wanted my breast exam sign, but I told them that was my baby for now. I mentioned that if they brought me a marker I could write one out for them.

     7:10pm  I haven't made an update in a long time. Oh yeah, I asked these street kids if they knew where a laundromat was. They told me about some place called The Urban Rest Stop, where I can do my laundry for free. Even take a shower! I walked and found it, but they weren't doing any more laundry or showers for the day. I'm going to walk back to the plaza and get some more weed. I'm going to go find my camp. I'm tired. I hope I can find Mercer Street alright.

                   I went to the Stewart Market and bought a teriyaki bowl, as per these street kids' suggestion. It was $4.59. I've got five dollars left which I will spend on weed in the morning. I've got a hit left for tonight. I'm going to go find where I crashed last night again. I just asked a taxi driver and he told me Mercer was ten blocks this way.

     8:35pm  At long last I found the place where I crashed last night. I had to walk down the pedestrian underpass to get on the other side of Mercer. I walked to behind the building and put my stuff down, then went out to look for snipes to make a cigarette. I remembered seeing a lot in the pedestrian tunnel nearby. I'm crashing out. I'm tired. I've been standing up all day passing my website out to people.

Next day..