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                                                                                                             Boulder, CO

Saturday August 6, 2005

     12:13pm  I don't know if I told you, but I already woke up. It's awesome. I got a lot of sleep. I woke up around eleven forty five.

     12:38pm  I had a pleasant wakeup at my squat behind the Flowerama. Right now I just got out of the Boulder gas station across the street. I brushed my teeth and put deodorant on. I took a really long piss, hehe. I'm feeling great this morning. I slept a hell of a lot. I'm all rested. I got weed. Last night was magical, dude. I was blowing people's minds left and right. I've got forty bucks. I'm going to walk to the Target and buy some socks.

                     I have to make an update. See, the other day I had come to this Middle Eastern restaurant and told these two girls my story. The restaurant is real close to the Flowerama. Their mom eventually ran me off for talking to them. They were enjoying the story, too. Since I had money, I went over there and bought me a gyro. I got to put on my presentation for this forty year old dude there. When I told him I was going to get marijuana legalized, he said, "That's what I'm talking about." I just told him my story.

                     Oh yeah, in mid-presentation he had to help a customer. I told him I was going to go outside to smoke a cigarette and he said, "Okay, my friend. Okay, my friend." He called me his friend, cool. I am everybody's friend.

     1:28pm  I ate my gyro and smoked a cigarette. I went inside to get my bag. I shook the guy's hand. I told him I was going to stay in Boulder for a while and he told me to stop by and talk to him again, that he would give me lunch.

     2:09pm  I'm walking down Pearl Street just passed 18th Street.

     3:16pm  I was walking around in the mall and all of a sudden I see a cellphone on the ground. I walked past it and thought, "Somebody's going to steal that." I should take it and return it after the owner calls.

     3:32pm  I stopped by this T-shirt shop they have here. Where they called the cops on me last time, Science Artworkshop(8-03-05, 5:31pm). I walked by and I saw this shirt that said, "Back off, man. I'm a scientist." A quote from Venkman, from Ghostbusters. I just realized I need a shirt that says, "Back off, man. I'm a journalist." I went up to the cashier inside, this dude with braces who I think I've told my story to before and asked him, "Is there any way I can get a shirt made that says journalist instead of scientist?" He told me he could have it made for me. That he made shirts. He told me to come by tomorrow and he would see what he could do for me. I told him I would pay for it.

                   It was weird, that cellphone I found. I was playing with it, looking for a way to turn the ringer on and all of a sudden somebody called it. I answered and said, "I found this cellphone. Is this the owner?" He said it was and I told him I would be on the West End of the mall sitting in the shade. To come by and get it.

     3:38pm  Ryan hooked me up with a cigarette on Pearl Street Mall. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     3:46pm  I'm talking to JT, telling him my story. I'm still waiting for the owner of the cellphone to show up. What was your email, brother? illuminatinewworldorder@gmail.com

     3:57pm  Brian, the guy who's cellphone I found, just hooked me up with a whole pack of cigarettes. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

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     4:20pm  I'm talking to Tom, telling him my story. What was your email? cmdrcodycge@aol.com

     5:15pm  I'm out here in front of the Funky Monkey telling Monica my story. What was your email? monica.spigarelli@colorado.edu

                   I'm talking to VW. What was your email, brother? www.valueseek.com

     6:12pm  I just hit this girl up walking by for my story. This real pretty blond girl. She told me, "I've heard your story before. In Denver." Wow, I'm everywhere.

     6:25pm  Jesse James and his friend Garrett came by and listened to my story. Jesse James hooked me up with a poster.

                   I'm telling Sunshine and her friend my story. What was your email? stepstofreedomring@6yahoo.com

                   I just got some more confirmation of how right I am. This guy just turned and walked off right in the middle of my presentation. Like I was only talking to him and I had eye-contact and everything.

     10:14pm  I'm talking to Sheldon and his friends. zaricki811@hotmail.com

     11:15pm  I'm talking to James. What was your email? wedontlovedemhos@aol.com trickfactoryimployee@msn.com

     12:50am  I just took a picture of my waterproof backpack cover I found the other day. Tony is in the background holding my sign up.

     12:58am  Oh yeah, I just hit this kid up for my story. He said, "I've already heard your story." Surprised, I told him, "You did?" He said last year, at Circle A Ranch. I told him, "Yeah, I'm back." He goes, "I know, I've been seeing you all week."

     1:18am  I forgot to mention. I'm already headed back to the Flowerama to crash. It was cool, at the end this mom was holding a little girl by some guys playing guitar. The little girl saw my walking stick and her mom told me that she wanted to touch it. She was just standing there holding my stick. I told her mom my story. It was a bit tough over the guitars, but I did it alright. I'm going to go crash out for the night. I'm really tired.

     1:36am  I just got out of the 7-11 on Folsom and Valmont. I'm going to walk "home."

     1:54am  I am already at my camp. I made my bed and everything.

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