Boulder, CO
Wednesday August 18, 2004
I'm going to go to the Mexican restaurant nearby and see if I can score some free food. Some breakfast.
9:55am I noticed there was a Mexican food restaurant here. I was going to see if they would hook me up, but they were closed. I walked by Delish, this deli next door. I'm telling Callie my story and she hooked me up with a big cinnamon roll. How awesome. Everybody gets credit.
Score! This place is right next to the house.
Callie came up to me and asked me, "Where are you walking today?" I told her, "Wherever I end up." She smiled and told me, "That cinnamon roll is me living vicariously through you." I told her, "I am always glad to be of service." She wished me luck and told me to be safe. I told her that was the only way I knew how to be.
10:20am I had a great presentation at the deli. The one right next to the house. Callie told me that the other employees asked her where I was staying and she said, "Probably at Stephanie's." I forgot to tell her that that was the best cinnamon roll I have ever eaten in my life. They sure are living up to their name. Delish. It was damn good. I'm all fueled up. I went back in there and got her email address. I told her about how I had over six thousand people's emails and that I was living The Better Book and stuff.
Oh yeah, and The Circle A Ranch is technically in Lafayette, CO. Seven miles from town.
10:48am I came over to the bus stop over by Wicklow. I'm giving everybody the peace sign as they drive by. I'm going to wait for the bus and see if I can get a courtesy ride.
10:50am Nicolay hooked me up with a courtesy ride into town. I appreciate it, brother.
11:19am I just got dropped off at the bus station downtown at Walnut Street.
11:23am I'm at the mall. I'm going to eat an apple, smoke a cigarette, smoke some weed and go tell my story.
11:36am I came over to this girl in the grass in front of the courthouse. She listened to my platform, but didn't have time for the whole story. She had to go to work.
11:58am Whoa, I just went up to one of the Democratic National Convention kids. I just told them my whole story. They listened to the whole thing. Hell yeah.
12:03pm I came and sat down at this bench to smoke a cigarette and I found this yummy pastry just waiting for me. Some other guy said it wasn't his, so I'm going to eat it.
I heard some kid playing guitar and singing, "This world is not supposed to be Supersized." I like that.
While I was telling the Democrat kids my story, this other guy walked by and said, "Hey, Antonio." This other dude I've already told my story to. Right in front of those Democrat kids. How perfect.
12:17pm I just asked this kid if I could tell him my story and he said he had already heard it.
1:15pm Oh yeah, I need to tell you what happened. I was in the mall and this girl walked by and I asked her if I could tell her my free story. She told me sure, and told me to walk with her. She eventually invited me to go wash her car with her. We're here at the carwash. She's washing her car. Her baby. She's gotta take care of the death machine.
1:27pm I had a badass presentation with this girl DJ. I even told her my IM-phishing story.
1:35pm Ron, laying down in the grass in front of the courthouse gave me a cigarette. I appreciate it, Ron. After-meal smoke.
1:55pm I am here telling Susanne my story in front of the courthouse. She told me to look up on the Internet why marijuana became illegal. There's a book called Marijuana Madness.
Susanne: "It covers the history of marijuana primarily in the United States. Who used it. Why they used it. When they used it. What groups primarily were using it. Various FBI cases proving to Congress that it was evil and turned people insane. That it forced people to murder their parents. Things of that nature. Also, the byproducts of hemp and how that affected the industry. For example, how the Navy was giving all their rope contracts to the hemp industry, but they had to change it. The number of products made from marijuana, mostly with parts that didn't contain any THC, were a very profitable industry. The seeds can be used for birdseed. The oil can be used in making paint. The rope is an excellent rope. We used it as the main resource for rope in the Navy for many decades. They lost that contract and instead a huge company gained that contract. A lot of people benefited from the decrease in industry competition when marijuana was made illegal. There was also a massive propaganda movement across the country to prove that if you used marijuana you'd go insane. It's a good thing to read the history on."
2:15pm Courtney gave me a cigarette in front of the courthouse. I appreciate it, Courtney. Everybody gets credit.
2:22pm Not only did Courtney listen to a big chunk of my story, but she gave me a cigarette too.
2:50pm The driver didn't give me a transfer. Greedy ass.
3:35pm Not only did Pat listen to my whole story, but he also gave me a cigarette.
4:15pm It started raining hard and I came to the hammock shop and just sat down in one. That's where Pat works at. The hammock store. He didn't smoke me out, like Wayne did the other day. I still told him my story.
4:21pm Solomon hooked me up with a transfer. I appreciate it, brother. Ask and thou shall receive.
4:37pm I am going home now. The bus is here.
5:20pm I am over here by Delish and the Mexican restaurant. I'm going to see if I can score.
5:21pm Marlon is hooking me up with some food at the Mexican restaurant. I'm calling' the shots. Callin' the shots. The restaurant is El Señor Sol. I hit him up in Spanish and he quickly told me to sit down. He even brought me a coke.
He came out with a big plate with two enchiladas. It's huge.
Marlon even brought me out desert.
5:45pm Sweet. I called it this morning when I went and they were closed. I told myself I would try later in the day when I returned to the house. I sure enough did.
5:54pm I am back at The Circle A Ranch.
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