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Boulder, CO

Monday August 23, 2004

     6:49am  I just woke up next to Flowerama. I'm going to have breakfast. I'm going to eat me some donuts and then smoke a cigarette.

     8:02am  I walked down Pearl Street East hoping I would get to a mall. I need to buy a new composition book. I never got to one. Some guy told me 28th and Walnut.

     8:17am  I was walking towards the Office Depot and I saw a Walgreen's. They probably have them at Walgreen's. They did, but they have a different kind. It's a memo book. It's not as good as my composition book. I'm in front of the Walgreen's now and I'm going to smoke a cigarette.

     9:39am  Natalia at Kate's Donuts hooked me up with a donut. I appreciate it, Natalia.

     10:48am  This morning has been pretty uneventful. I've been trying to score some weed. I have ten bucks. Nobody's got any weed.

     12:00pm  Andrew came up to me and hooked me up with some change. I didn't even ask him for any. I appreciate it, brother.

     12:34pm  Louie hooked me up with a dollar for some marijuana. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

                     This guy came up to me and said, "I'll give you a dollar if you tell me how." After I said, "Get marijuana legalized and chill everybody out," he handed me the dollar and said, "Here you go, man. Here you go."

     1:59pm  Jay walked by and gave me some change. Thanks a lot. I didn't even ask him.

     4:41pm  Mr. Salazar, some fifty year old dude from Texas came up to me and said, "I saw you the other day. And I just felt this great peace when I walked past you." Whoa, I wasn't flying my sign then or anything. I told him my stuff. Shit, that's confirmation right there. I am on the right path. He told me, "I'm going to work right now, but I am really glad you just talked to me right now."

     5:24pm  What was your name, again? Cameron Lee Downing is recommending I check out www.buildfreedom.com. He says, "You can't ask for freedom. You can't steal freedom. It has to be built among us." That's what I'm trying to do.

     5:55pm  Man, I was just meant to be in Boulder today. These kids just came up to me and took my picture and everything. They're doing a project for school. I told them, "Thanks for helping me water my seed." They asked me, "Before you go could you write something down. Whatever you want everybody to hear." I thought about it for a second and wrote down, "Wouldn't you rather be free than rich? You can't be both." That's my trademark.

                   Man, it sucks. My falsa blanket got stolen. I had left it in front of the courthouse with my Structure Ramie shirt. Hopefully it won't get too cold tonight.

                   Oh yeah, I wasn't even going to mention it. I took a hit of acid tonight. I smoked this guy out and he offered them to me. I was very curious to see if that acid would enhance my story-telling. I think it did.

     7:00pm  Not only did Will and Peter listen to my story, Will just gave me a cigarette. I appreciate it, guys.

     7:12pm  Jane just hooked me up with some food. What is it? Spaghetti and meatballs. I appreciate it, Jane. Everybody gets credit.

     7:46pm  I'm telling my story to Brian. I told him, "Now let me tell you how I got free food . . ." He cut in with, "What? Are you hungry? You want some food?" I told him, "Nah, I'm kind of full. This nice lady hooked it up with some meatballs earlier." He was going to give me something to eat. Thanks anyway, Brian. It's the thought that counts.

     8:17pm  I'm all tripping. It's kind of cool. I want to go to Pearl Street and tell my story. I'm walking down Broadway right now. We came over to this creek and Broadway and smoked some weed. Ivan burned these one kids. He took twenty dollars from them and he was supposed to get some weed for them. He just took off. I didn't notice anything. I should have said something.

     8:30pm  Man, I just had an awesome presentation with this couple sitting down. They were nodding their heads up and down the whole time. They agreed with everything I said. They were laughing and enjoying my show.

     9:07pm  What was your name? Victor Chicago, another Victor, wants to give me some input.

                    Victor Chicago: "I don't know. I'm in this band called Influence and we're doing the same thing you are, except through hard rock. Because, like you said evolution. You have to target your audience, as you have. We're sitting here listening to you and we're going to be doing that. All I know is that I can't do this on my own. I am here to help. I got your back, Victor. From one Victor to another. Murder the government and . . . do it again, yeah.

                    I just had a spectacular presentation with that Victor dude who came up to me. They were just walking by and they looked at my sign. I yelled, "Hey, can I tell you how?" He had to go, but I told him the spirits part. He asked me, "How much do you know about the Illuminati?"

     10:20pm  I had the best presentation right now. This lady was sitting there with her husband smoking a cigarette. These older people. When I asked her what the world's greatest problem was she said ignorance. I told her she hit the nail right on the head. It was awesome. She was agreeing with everything I said. They even gave me three cigarettes. I took another hit of acid. Well, half of one. I gave the other half to Ivan. He had never tripped before.

     10:50pm  Oh my lard. I had a nine person audience in front of the courthouse right now. They listened all the way through. All nine of them. They gave me their undivided attention for like half an hour. When I walked off I said, "I'll see you guys later. Tell your friends. Water my seed." This dude hooked me up with these coupons for Subway. At first, I had gone up to them and asked them if I could tell them a really interesting story. One guy said, "It better be amazing." They thought so.

     11:48pm  Noel is being generous enough to offer me a donut at the gas station. I appreciate it, brother.

     12:00am  I walked all the way over to the Flowerama. I went to the gas station nearby and the Indian dude in there hooked me up with a donut. I didn't tell him my story or nothing. He just gave it to me.

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