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                                                                                                       Madison, WI

Thursday October 18, 2007

     8:02am  For the third day in a row I'm walking into work with Jon. To State Street, my office. We had a nice little wake-and-bake on the back porch. There's free food galore in this town. That Luke Place we went to the other night, it was like a catered bum-feed. They have it like every single day of the week.

     8:52am  Jessica, who accepted my webpage earlier, she was nice enough to give me a free coffee. Thank you so much. It's chilly. I appreciate it, Jessica. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

                   That was cool. This pretty girl who accepted my webpage, she came back and gave me a coupon for a free coffee. Shweet.

     9:54am  John listened to my story and gave me a cigarette at the end. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     10:05am  I came up in front of the Walgreen's. I used the restroom and tagged my website on the wall. I'm going to go to the library and do some typing.

     12:22pm  I am leaving the library. I typed for another hour. I checked my email and stuff first. Now I'm going to go back to State Street. I am going to try and manifest me some food somehow.

     1:25pm  Oh yeah, I made a HOOK A BROTHER UP/SMOKE A BROTHER OUT sign. That's the sign I make when I'm hungry.

     3:51pm  I had a great presentation with this beautiful girl named Margaret. She wouldn't let me take her picture. She says she has a boyfriend. Oh yeah, Jon showed up again. What's up, Jon?

                   Be sure to download Guns, Germs and Steel by Jared Diamond.

     5:42pm  I forgot to tell you. We already took off walking for the Luke House.

     10:21pm  I haven't made an update in a long time. Jon and I walked over to Smokie's house. He rolled a big fat blunt. I had a badass presentation, dude. They listened to my story hardcore, like six or seven people. I handed them all my website. Whole Odyssey and everything. Jon sure got me an audience tonight.

                     Smokie's girl and her dog.  

     10:39pm  I just got blessed with this fat nugget!

 

                      I'm going to take a picture of it. Thank you so much, Smokie.

     11:06pm  Smokie just showed me his Bearded Dragon. I took a picture of it(came out too dark).

 

                     He's got a parrot too. I'm going to take a picture of it too.  

     11:37pm  Here's Jon's take on what's happened tonight: "Went ova to Smokie's, it's no joke, see, we down the block right now, me and Victa, yeah, we told them on the side down, Victor told his story, then we both went out in a blaze of glory, we got real blazed and Victor grabbed his staff, I had to freestyle, none of them gave us the cash, because my freestyle really was free, Victor told his stor-y, no glory, I know I'm gettin' repetitive, take another sedative, everybody knows what's happening tonight, now we're walking, right, and we're going to tell some more stories and bust some fuckin' throws, you know how it goes? People on the street, they're not going to get expelled like Barbara Walters, she's just another plotter patient, reptilian making millions, we're not fuckin' people, listen up, people, stop being enslaved, let's go fuckin' walk down the street cuz we know that it's taped, this sidewalk chalk, fuck that this has got to talk, let's go, no more talkin', I'm silent like Puddy Tang, I've got a cutie gang, we'll tell everybody that we'll stare in your window, me and Victor tell everybody that tonight is the night that we steal a Nintendo, B." Okay, so that's what's happened tonight. That's what's happened so far, hehe. Thank you, Jon.

                     Suggested by Smokie: www.realultimatepower.net Smokie: "Yeah, the kid's twenty two now. It's been a hit. I knew about it since I was a kid and he was like twelve. Ninjas are awesome. Ninjas are mammals. It's just crazy, man."

     12:32am  It's already Friday technically. We left Smokie's house and we walked all the way to the grocery store, Cap Center Foods on State Street. Jon says they got some cheddar Chex Mix.

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