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Ventura, CA

Thursday November 30, 2006

     8:32am  I woke up at five thirty this morning. Yesterday me and Carol got into a big fight. I was going to leave, but I decided to stick around. I burned all the wood I had chopped last night, so for three hours this morning I was out there chopping logs with my little hand axe. I almost left. You want to recap it, Carol? Carol: "No, you just wanted to leave and I didn't want you to leave. That's it. I love you and I don't want you to go." Anyway, I spent three hours chopping wood. It's like the third morning in a row I go out there.

                   I realize I wasn't happy because I wasn't out there telling my story. So that's what I'm going to do today. Tell my story. I'll go to Ventura Harbor. That's the whole reason why I am out here, to tell my story. That's right, Carol.

     9:28am  After telling Loren my story finally, he gave me a cigarette. I appreciate it.

     1:14pm  I had a pretty good day today. I woke up early and chopped wood this morning. We did some work at the camp, at River Haven. We tore down this rain cover that got all twisted up in the Santa Ana winds the other day. Right now I am going to walk to the pier and tell my stories.

     1:26pm  I realized, oh shit it's a little nipply. I'm going to go back and get my scarf. I got me my scarf and an extra tennis ball for my stick. I'm walking now towards the pier. I am right in front of the Holiday Inn Express, where we scored breakfast the other day, haha.

     1:50pm  I just got to the Vons, the grocery store. I'm going to fly a sign. I'm going to fly my World Peace Through Marijuana sign. I'm wearing my Fuck Bush shirt. I'm just going to fly until I get one donation. Then I'll walk to the pier and tell my story. On the way back I'll do it again, ha.

     2:12pm  Guess what happened. I was going to walk all the way from River Haven to the pier and go tell my story there. I remembered I had my WPTMJ sign in my backpack, so I went to my sign-flying spot at Vons. I thought I'd fly my sign until I gave out one of my webpage things, then I'd walk to the pier. I gave like three of them away. Then all of a sudden, what was your name, brother? John and his carload of friends, Anthony and Ann, they just drove up and they saw my sign and pulled up and asked, "Hey man, do you wanna blaze it?" They're smoking a brother out. I appreciate it, guys. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     2:19pm  Hell yeah, that was some magical shit that just happened. I just got dropped off at the pier! These kids just pulled over and they smoked me out! Just like that, dude. Just from reading my sign. I knew something good was going to happen! I'm having a great day. They smoked me out with badass weed. I wish they would've kicked me a nug. I should've asked for the roach. It was really good. Anyway, I'm stoned. I should've asked for that roach, hehe. Anyway, I'm walking to the pier to go have some great presentations. I gave them my webpage, of course. I'm going to go to the pier now and blow somebody's mind. I'm all stoned.

     2:27pm  I'm still on the pier and all of a sudden these five kids walked by, saw my sign. I hit them up for my story and they were all nah, nah. I told them it was a free story, but they just kept walking. Thanks for proving me right!

     3:08pm  I had a badass presentation at the end of the pier! I'm walking back home now. I mean, I'm going to go fly my sign some more. Hell yeah! Let me see if I can manifest me a nug for Carol.

     4:01pm  I just had a great presentation with these two girls. One was riding a bike and the other girl was skating on a skateboard. I told them my odyssey and everything! I've had some badass presentations today, man. I'm going to walk to Vons now, fly my sign some more and get smoked out. Let's see what happens.

     4:05pm  Oh yeah, I never mentioned, when I was walking on the promenade, not the promenade, but the sidewalk that goes along the beach, these old people read my sign and said, "I agree with that!"

     4:34pm  I am back at my spanging spot flying my sign. Harbor and Seaward. Maybe I'll just keep walking home. I don't know.

     4:48pm  Hell yeah, I just got a five dollar blessing. They flipped back around and came up to me. I'm going to come home with some money. Carol's going to be happy.

     4:54pm  Sweet, some dude just drove by and gave me three cigarettes.

     5:34pm  I've been walking to River Haven. I am almost at Spinnaker. I was just thinking, with all these slips of paper that say havethisbook.com in my pocket, I am armed and peaceful, hehe. Instead of armed and dangerous.

     5:39pm  I just got to River Haven. The chain to the fence was locked, so I just easily went around the gate. Anybody can get in this place. I'll tell you what happens when I get home.

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