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   NONE OF THE PICTURES WORK!  I LOST MY ALL of MY 2008 jpgs!!  Corrupted CD's.

 

                                                                                                    San Antonio, TX

Saturday December 1, 2007

     7:35am  Did I tell you? I left all my pictures uploading when I went to bed. Like two gigabytes. My update is complete. My little two month roller coaster I just got back from. So many pictures. I went through and clicked all the links and they all work.
                    
     11:14am  I am getting out of the house finally. I was stuck on the computer every single day since the twentieth. I have now updated my stuff and it's all up on the internet now. My mom printed me out a sheet of paper with all these havethisbook.coms and I cut them out with scissors, so I am well armed right now. I am ready to go out and get my job done.

                     Oh yeah, I forgot. I am wearing my clown wig today.

     11:49am  I just walked down Guilbeau. I'm almost to Wickersham right now.

                     Like two or three cars have honked at me already. Hell yeah, I'm never taking this clown wig off. I'm going to go downtown and go to The Riverwalk and mall with it on.

                     Ha, I'm getting honked at everywhere! I just got to Bandera. I'm going to catch the bus. I'm not going to walk all the way downtown today. It needs to be a little colder to do that. I got three dollars from my mom. I'm going to ride the bus and smoke people out.

     12:33pm  I didn't tell you. I'm on the 606 bus going to Medical Center. I was hoping I could find somebody to tell my story to, but there's nobody here. I'm all stoned.

     12:35pm  You know what? I'm so stoned I got on the bus going the wrong way. That sucks.

     12:36pm  The bus had a long pause at the stoplight. I jumped off the bus at the light and I was able to hop on the Medical Center-bound 606. Before the bus came some fat dude threw his transfer away in the trashcan and I snagged it. It was still good. So I have an extra transfer. Nice Mr. Cardenas was driving the bus and he let me hop on, perfect.

     12:50pm  I just had a great presentation with Carol on the bus. This pretty lady who I told my story to on the bus. She smiled at me real big when I first got on. I offered her a gum and she gladly accepted it. She volunteered me a vegetable beef soup in the end. I appreciate it, Carol. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     12:52pm  Oh yeah, Carol was all smiles getting off the bus. She told me, "Thank you, thank you. Bless you, bless you." She even offered me a soup. Like I say, what more do I need to motivate me? She was all waving goodbye to me as the bus was leaving. I've had such a good day so far.

                     I rode the bus downtown.

                   Pictures of Anna and her boyfriend at Travis Park.  Anna and I.

     2:52pm  I was asking people at Travis Park for spare change for a hotdog and Mark volunteered to buy one for me. At first I was trying to sell a hit of weed for seventy five cents. That's all I needed. No one would though. Then Mark offered to buy me one.

     3:26pm  Downtown is hopping today with Oklahoma Sooners. I'm going to The Riverwalk.

     3:32pm  I stopped and said hi to Elizabeth.

     3:49pm  I came and smoked a cigarette next to my statue. Because I have this crazy wig on people are all laughing at me as I walk by. I keep telling tourists, "Welcome to San Antonio." I'm going to take a picture of my statue. Looking up at him.

     4:02pm  Bob and Sarah, I just took a picture of on The Riverwalk.

                   Rivercenter Mall

                   Red Curly Q

     4:56pm  I made my rounds and came back to Travis Park. I talked to Apok. I showed him my pictures and told him the Note From the Rich. He liked it a lot. I smoked him out too. He was real appreciative. Now I'm bored and I'm going to see if I can get a courtesy ride home. For old time's sake.

     4:58pm  Permission granted. Courtesy ride. I appreciate it, brother.

     4:59pm  The nice driver is giving me a courtesy ride on the 92. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks a lot.

     5:32pm  I'm talking to Chris on the bus and he just volunteered me a burger!

                    He told me to look up the word Moxy. I don't know if that's a compliment.

                    Whoa, I'm typing this up on December seventeenth and I looked up the word Moxy and look at the definition I found at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moxy. Strangely fitting:

1. moxy

n. When someone has guts or balls, they have moxy.

He sure does have a lot of moxy, telling his boss to go fuck herself.

2. moxy

A word that would be better suited to being on the 'oldtimey-dictionary.com' website. If you are told that you have moxy it means one of three things:
1.) What the Hollywood world today calls 'it.'
2.) You have an great amount of courage or bravery to do what you want do to.
3.) You have Herpes (which was originally called Moxygoshthisitchesherpes but was shortened to just Herpes in the mid-60's)

Wierd, wacky stuff. The signs are everywhere.

     5:42pm  I am at the hospital. It's cool I got hooked up with a burger on the bus.

     5:55pm  The 91 driver let me on for free. Courtesy ride to West then I'll walk the seven miles home.

     6:15pm  I'm at West Telemarketing. I'm going to go hang out at the smoking cabana.

     6:42pm  I had just started walking down Prue and some dude rides up to me on a bike. He was riding his bike home from his dad's house. He says he knows Katie and Johnny(5-22-03).

                   That dude who rode up on a bike was all, "Victor, right?" He told me that Katie got Johnny on all these drugs and that he's in rehab now. Crazy.

     7:09pm  I walked Prue all the way to Babcock. I'm going to turn right on Babcock and walk to the Babcock North entrance on Spring Time. I'm going to go see if there is anyone at the skatepark I can tell my story to. The night is still young.

         8:00pm  I just hiked all the way to my hideout in OP Schnabel Park. The platform at the top of the cliff. I'm going to smoke. It was cool! I got hooked up with a badass burger at the hospital. It wasn't like a fastfood burger. He said he made it himself. Double meet with mayonnaise and mustard. I took that as a sign to walk. I got a courtesy ride to West. When I asked the driver I told him I had seven miles to walk afterwards and he said, "Oh, that sounds fair," and he let me on. I was kind of hoping I would run into some people at the skatepark, but I didn't. Skaters don't like my story anyway. I walked up and down a couple streets in Babcock North. The guy who hooked me up with a burger gave me some Famous Amos cookies too. I decided I would eat them at my platform. I'm going to follow through on that and eat them.

     8:44pm  I just popped out in front of the park on Bandera. I took my time. I got so friggin' stoned on the platform.

     8:54pm  I got baked in front of the Exxon. I've been getting really stoned lately. I got stoned on the platform right before. I'm all friggin' high. I'm walking home. I want to tell someone my story, damnit.

                    Script change: "I'm going to bring the truth out of hiding and educate the masses. And the truth shall set us free."

     9:22pm  I walked all the way home.

Next day..