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                                                                                                       San Antonio, TX

Wednesday December 5, 2007
                  
     7:41am  I am leaving the house. I woke up this morning around, I don't know. I got seven hours of sleep. I went to bed right when I came home. Around one 'o clock or something. I think I got like six hours of sleep. I should've taken a nap. I'm going to walk today. I got my rainbow wig on. I took a picture of myself in the living room with my Fuck Bush shirt on. I'm going to walk down Wickersham to Guilbeau.

                   Shit, I forgot my water bottle. I have to go back.

     12:22pm  I walked down to Braun Road. I walked Wickersham to Braun. I stopped to smoke. I'm going to walk Bandera all the way downtown. I've decided I'm going to do that.

     12:48pm  I just got out of the Walmart. I went to the bathroom and filled up some water bottles. I'm going to walk downtown today. Did I tell you that?

     1:08pm  I walked Bandera to Woodchase. I'm on Eckhert now. About to pass Marshall High School.

     1:30pm  I walked Eckhert all the way to Huebner. I've got four dollars, so I'm going to eat at Jack in the Box that's connected to the Shell station I was at last night. I wonder if anybody will recognize me.

     1:58pm  I had a good smokebreak. I bought me a Jumbo Jack and an Oreo Cookie Shake. I'm walking downtown now. I'm walking down Eckhert to Babcock. Medical Center. I'm not walking down Bandera.

     2:08pm  I was walking down Eckhert. I got to some bridge where there's not really a sidewalk anymore. There's this big huge plant with all these thorns in the way and you have to step in the street to get around it. So I took on the project of fixing this impedement. At first I tried to cut the branches with the serrated blade on my Leatherman, but it was too thick. Hmm, then I realized I could just pull the thorny branches(carefully) behind the railing. I took a picture. It's my good deed for the day.

     2:39pm  I just walked Babcock over to Wurzbach. I'm cutting through the Easter Seals. I just walked in the building. Then I'll walk to the bus transfer center and smoke a cigarette. I'm having a good walk today so far.

                   I just walked Wurzbach to Floyd Curl to Medical. Walking Medical to Fredericksburg now.

     3:18pm  I walked Medical up to Fredericksburg and I came up to Petra Cafe, some new coffee shop. I saw this girl outside on a laptop and I gave her my website.

     3:50pm  I forgot to tell you. I already crossed Loop 410. Man, everybody was honking at me on Fredericksburg. I'm already in front of Crossroads Mall. Almost to Balcones Heights Road. I'm by the Denny's, actually.

                   I came to Santa Fe Place Apartments to see if Sam still lived in J303. Somebody told me he still lived there, but that he never answered the door. He might not be home. Today's Wednesday, after all. He might be slaving away.

                   Haha, this stupid old man from apartment C313. I walked up to the third floor to see if Sam was home. He didn't answer so I came by the stairs in the shade and sat down and smoked a cigarette. This old man came out of his apartment and stood by his door looking at me, getting all huffy. He yelled at me, "Why are you sitting here? You don't even live here?" I told him, "Because I can do what I want. It's a free country." He told me I better get out of there. He kept saying, "You don't even live here." I told him, "That's alright, I don't have to live here. I am not inside anybody's apartment." He gruffed, "I'lll take care of this," and walked off. I told him, "Tough guy, big man, do what you can." Let's see if anybody shows up before I finish my cigarette.

                   I'm going to leave a worn out tennis ball in front of Sam's door, as my marker, hehe.

     4:22pm  Leaving from my smokebreak at Santa Fe. I'm going to keep walking downtown.

     4:37pm  I came to the plasma place. This girl smiled at me and I offered her my website. I asked her if she had ever seen me walking around before and it turns out I've already told her my story. She said she saw me at SAC and somewhere else, I don't know.
                  
     4:56pm  About five minutes ago I was walking down the sidewalk and all of a sudden I hear the payphone next to the bus stop ringing. I picked it up and said hello. I said, "This is the payphone at the bus stop." The guy on the other send said, "Do you want a blowjob?" I told him, "No thanks, but check out my website. havethisbook.com, havethisbook.com, World peace through marijuana. Peace," and I hung up.
                   Haha, there's a guy who calls the phone at the bus stop and asks people if they want blowjobs. That's how this queer gets laid. Hey, whatever works. It's all a number's game. Doesn't hurt to try.

     5:01pm  I stopped in front of the Deco District HEB. I'm going to sit down and smoke a cigarette and let people see me. Rush hour traffic.

     5:15pm  I didn't tell you. I could've kept going straight downtown, but I'm going to check my tennis ball resource at the McFarlin Tennis Center. That practice wall. Let's see how many I get today.

     5:22pm  I should've put one in my pocket when I left today.

                   I see three balls available. I have to climb up there and get them now.

     6:08pm  I got a total of four balls.

     6:23pm  I just ran into Cintrell! He was all glad to see me. He gave me a big hug and volunteered me some change and a cigarette. He was all happy to see me. Awesome. I gave him my website.

                   People are still honking at me. The sun has already come down.

     6:36pm  Ashley, at the Pizza Hut on San Pedro, almost downtown, is hooking me up with a pizza. I appreciate it, Ashley. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     6:43pm  I just got to Travis Park. It's badass that I got hooked up with a whole pizza! It was a big thick works pizza too. I'm going to share it. I'm not going to take it home. I'm going to eat like three of four slices and give the rest away. I didn't pay for it. It ain't mine to keep.

     7:04pm  I think I'm going to ride the bus home. Courtesy ride. I thought I was going to walk to The Riverwalk, but it's going to be dead. It's only Wednesday.

     7:08pm  The 82 driver is hooking me up tonight. Everybody gets credit, thanks a lot.

     8:02pm  I forgot to tell you, I'm at the Mainland Walmart. I got here like five minutes ago. I'm not going to walk home. I'm tired.

     8:37pm  Nice 3264 is hooking me up with a ride home. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     8:52pm  I just got off the bus. I'm going home. I'm going to take a shower and go to sleep. Clea is going to call me tonight.

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