121307

                                                                                                       San Antonio, TX

Thursday December 13, 2007
                    
     10:09am  I never told you, yesterday me and Bernadette and Josh had a badass hike in OP Schnabel. We went to the cliffs and smoked some weed. Then we walked all the way back home. I was really excited that Bernadette would rather walk to the park than take the car. That's how I get to OP Schnabel all the time.                   
                     Anyway, they just took off. They didn't even meet my mom. She was asleep when they got here and gone to work when we woke up. They're going up to Austin and then they're coming back to I10 to go towards Houston. They're eventually driving to Virginia. I thought, "Hey, that's my ride East. I'm taking off." They're coming back tomorrow night. And it's really cool, hehe. Because I can spraypaint the fence like I want to. I've just needed a getaway car. I talked to Josh about it and he's cool with it.
                     But, then I told my mom and she got all sad that I wasn't going to be here for Christmas. It's only ten more days. Then I figured if my older sister Diana is coming in from Houston for Christmas, umm, then I can go back with her and get a ride anyway. My mom said she'd be leaving back to Houston the day after Christmas so I'll be leaving December 26, just like I did in 2002. Alright, peace.
                    
     12:07pm  I am on the bus. I'm going to go into town and fly my sign somewhere. Oh yeah, I called Matt, some dude who signed my guestbook:

Date: 2007-12-09 00:39:33
Name: Matt Hostetler
Number: 148

Hey to be straight up and honest with u MAN. you are a moron. not a single thing i read made a dang bit of sense...u r a complete and utter retard... this might just seem like i am being "ignorant" and simply dont agree with you but the reality is you hippy freak, Your the biggest freakin idiot on the face of this earth... If anything you're the ignorant one for thinking you can change the world... i would really like to talk with you about this because i am genuinely interested in your thoughts (however much i dont agree)... Please call me As soon as you can bro at 512-809-9888 and if i dont answer just keep calling, ill pick up eventually :) ...and maybe once we become good enough friends we can chill sometime and toke on that good stuff... peace

                     I was bored. He left me his number and told me to call him, that maybe we would chill and smoke some weed. So I did. Well, he immediately just started bitching at me, telling me that none of my stuff made sense. He told me to explain it to him. I said, "It's thoroughly explained on my website in layman's terms. Simple stuff." He told me he had read the whole thing. Yeah fuckin' right. He told me it took him like three hours. Haha, I got three hours of his time if he did. I should've told him, "Umm, I called because you gave me your number. If you're going to sit here and argue with me some more, telling me the same exact thing, umm, I'm not going to call you again." He was all, "I'm in school, I gotta go." I told him, "That explains a whole lot," and hung up the phone.

                     That's a good little slave-in-training.

     12:54pm  I'm coming up on 410 and Bandera, one of my corners. I got off the bus not too long ago. Lunch hour traffic.

     1:06pm  Ha, a cop just ran me off. He told me hit the road.

     1:13pm  Sergio Martin en la Taqueria Jalisco numero once me esta dando comida. Te lo agradezco, señor. Todo el mundo recibe credito, gracias.

     1:14pm  Hell yeah, right after I got run off by the cops I walked past the taqueria that's in the building that used to be Wendy's a long time ago, with the attached caboose. I'll take a picture.

     1:56pm  I walked all the way over to bus stop #18629 close to Reindeer, a bit past Huebner. I saw the bus coming so I hopped across Bandera, I've been holding my sign the whole way opposing traffic so they can read it. I'm going to catch the bus to the Walmart. Oh, did I tell you? I'm walking from Loop 410 to Loop 1604 to fly my sign there. Bandera Pointe Shopping Center.

     2:00pm  I'm at the Walmart. Damn, I have to wait until 35 for the 605 to 1604. This one sign-flying bum I talked to the other day told me about it. He flew a Need Help God Bless sign. I had told him I was non-profit. I just wanted a place to do my work. So he told me a good place to fly at, where all the Babylonians shop. I'm sure I'll have a good time there.

                    Screw it, I will walk to 1604. Oh yeah, when I walked by the cop earlier to start walking north I told him, "Relax, I'm a professional."

     2:39pm  I just walked the whole mile over to 1604. Fuck the bus.

     3:22pm  Here's the cop. Showtime.

     3:27pm  Officer Casarez, he was real cool with me. He doesn't care that I'm out here just that the people who called, more than one person told him I was cursing at them. He had even told me, "I could give you a ticket for not having a permit." I told him, "I'll take a ticket. I'll scan it and put it on my website." He just went back to his car and let me do my thing. I had told him, "I wasn't cursing at them. I was just calling them ignorant. Only the ones who ignored me. Freedom of speech, right?"

     3:43pm  I'm walking home. I had a good day spreading the word. I want to get high somehow.

     4:09pm  I guess I couldn't figure out the way to get through this new neighborhood to Braun Road. I cut through these woods and lost my bearing and ended up back on Bandera Road at Analytical Scientific. I'll just walk Bandera to Tezel to Braun Road.

     4:19pm  I wish I could celebrate. I was walking down Tezel Road holding my sign proudly. These construction worker guys yelled at me. I stopped and yelled back, "Check out my website. It's free!" One of them ran up to me and I gave it to him. He told me he just got back from Jamaica. Hell yeah, smoking the good stuff.

     4:41pm  I walked from Bandera Pointe and got lost in the woods and ended up back on Bandera. I walked up Braun Road and I got the idea to check the parking lot at the park on Brigadoon. I've seen kids hanging out there before. Well, to make a long story short, Lou, Jacob and Zack are smoking a brother out.

     6:15pm  What a magical manifestation I just experienced. I stumbled onto the parking lot where the high school kids hang out in San Antonio! I mean, I've known about this place. This is where Humplick and them hang out sometime. I didn't know O'Conner HS students hung out here though. Highschool kids mean marijuana! I got smoked out! My prayers were answered! I had all been walking around cutting through woods and stuff.

     6:25pm  The eagle has landed. I'm at home. Man, that parking lot isn't that far from my mom's house at all.

     6:28pm  I just realized I got hooked up with three tacos at the taqueria. That was perfect fuel for my walk to 1604.

     6:36pm  I'm out on the back porch smoking. Man, I have to emphasize that I was a total hit with the high school kids. They loved me so much. They ate me up. I was telling my offensive jokes and everything. I was cracking them up.
                   
                    Oh yeah, I just talked to Clea. My beloved Clea. When I got home, before I even checked my email I went out to the back to smoke. I thought I should tell Clea how I found the parking lot where the highschool kids hang out in San Antonio. Much like the one she has in Rolla. That's always where the marijuana is at. I've got me the same resource she has.
                    Clea tells me how I made such a big impact in Rolla. That everyone is talking about me there. Clea even said that she might get some airtime on the college radio and that she's going to tell people about my website. She's going to broadcast my stuff. "As the mission evolves," I told her. I'm going to take a shower now. Tomorrow is going to be a typing day. I'm going to type up the stuff that's happened so far. I can't lose it.

     8:45pm  I am crashing out early tonight.

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