Ventura, CA
Saturday December 20, 2008
11:00am I haven’t made an entry at all. I got about five or six hours of sleep with Jean in her bed in the RV. Yesterday in the RV she told me, “You’re quite attractive. Wanna screw?” Woohoo! She showed me a little lovin’ last night. I appreciate it, Jean. What more do I need to motivate me?
I wasn’t too proud of my performance, but I never get laid. I came real fast like I always have. I’ll tell you how old Jean is later on, hehe. She’s ageless. Age is just a number. You can grow young too. Anyway, this morning we went to Catholic Charities. There was a big fight. Some girl got some hot chocolate spilled on her. Then we undertook the daunting project of cleaning out the RV. I should’ve taken before and after pictures. We came to Emma Wood Beach to clean the RV out. The drive here reminded me of the drive to Clam Beach in Humboldt. I’ll let you know what happens later on.
3:45pm We took off from the beach finally. Stupid-me, I was banging the dust out of the RV’s couch cushion outside and my walking stick broke! Jean is 57 years old, by the way. Two years younger than my mother, sheesh. She showed me all this love. This morning when we woke up I suggested we clean out her RV today. It was filthy. We drove to this beach and cleaned the RV out next to a dumpster. I had left my Leatherman on the hood of the RV and totally forgot it. After we drove for a little Jean asks me, “Did you get your Leatherman off the hood?” Shit, it’s gone. We turned around and I got out and walked a lot and finally found it. I am whole once more. It got run over a couple times by some cars, but it’s alright.
4:05pm Jean and I drove up to Sanjon. She’s dropping me off and then going to do laundry. Guess what, Jean is going to help me spread the word at Sanjon. She put on one of my shirts.
5:18pm I am having a badass time today. I’m at home! I’m at Sanjon. We’re going to crash in the RV in the parking lot tonight right where I friggin’ spange! I live here, ha. She’s so much fun, my new friend Jean. Jean’s great. And she’s free. She lives in a RV. I just cleaned it out for her.
5:30pm I only got about $7.50 at Sanjon in the short time I was there. We just drove to Main Street and I’m going to try and get some weed for us.
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