122405

 

Boulder, CO

Saturday December 24, 2005

     12:43pm  Oh my gosh. Some crazy shit has happened. The other day I was moving these boxes of tile for Carol to the back yard. All of a sudden this Santa Claus lookin' old guy who lives downstairs comes out and starts bitching at me about moving his blue bin in the backyard. I told him I didn't have his shit. Then Carol comes around the corner and this dude starts yelling and picking up the boxes of tiles and throwing them around. He even through a couple boxes over the fence. Anyway, Carol told me to get her the phone because she was going to call the cops. Umm..she actually did. Carol didn't want to press charges or anything. They asked her for her name and she actually told them her real name. Carol knows she has warrants. So bam, Carol is in jail. This happened like three days ago I think. When Carol finally called me from jail she told me that she would be out in a couple days. The next day I got a call from her brother-in-law who's married to her evil sister Alice. Alice had sent Carol to prison for nine months before. They hate each other. Anyway, he told me that he had gotten a lot of calls from a payphone and assumed Carol was in jail. He said that she was in there on two counts. One was for identity theft. Carol apparently used someone else's SS card. That's a felony. Bail on that is like five thousand dollars. Add another five hundred for her other charge, which I can't remember. Carol has this house full of stuff. A badass computer. Sueño, the cat. So everybody has to leave pretty soon.
                     Now, my mission has taken a nosedive in Boulder. I stopped working on it. I wasn't out telling my story anymore. My deluded mind was so hyped up about this magical corner at 30th and Baseline, that I thought I could rest. Carol assured me she was going to work on my webpage. It was so long overdue. But I made the mistake a pursuing a relationship with Carol. For some reason I thought I deserved to love. But, much like Chasity and Hannah right before, Carol became obsessed with me. Like she was calling me a soul mate. And whenever I asked her about the webpage she would just say I'm impatient. But damnit, it was so comfortable here. Carol didn't work, but we found other ways to get rent paid every month. Anyway, I have to go now. I'll elaborate more later.

                     Actually, I've been really depressed lately, but I am anxious now. This is a perfect time for me to exit and get back to work. I was seduced by laziness and free shit. There's work to be done. I just pray that this five month hiatus in Boulder won't cost everyone the world. Alas.

Next day..