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                                                                                                             San Antonio, TX

Friday December 28, 2007

     6:07am  I only woke up about thirty minutes ago. I only got five and a half hours of sleep. But, knowing I can take a nap later I am staying up. I got up, booted up the computer and went out on the back porch to wake-and-bake. I smoked a cigarette too. My mom had mad this yummy peanut butter shake stuff that she makes. Today's a typing and cleaning day.

     11:49am  Okay, I just caught up on my typing again. I crashed out again and got a couple more hours of sleep. I'm supposed to clean my mom's house today, but it's Saturday. There's tons of tourists on The Riverwalk today. Ahh, I don't know. I've got weed. I can take a day off. I've been walking a lot. The house isn't even that messy. Hmm, what to do? Let me call my mom. She left earlier. I'll see when she's coming back and see if she'll give me a ride to the Walmart. Maybe get a dollar off her for busfare. I could be making up my HTML files, but I can do that later. Let me gear up to go out. Let me call my mom first.

     11:55am  I just called my mom and she's going to be gone for a while. She's out with my little nephew. I'm going to get ready. Maybe I'll have to walk to the Walmart. Maybe I'll take the nature trail through OP Schnabel. I've got such a badass shirt, hehe.

     1:10pm  I had eighty cents and I got a ride to the Walmart. Going now. The cool driver gave me a transfer.

     1:29pm  I got to the Walmart. I sat in the grass and smoked. All the buses come at thirty five of the hour. I'm on the 88 right now waiting for the driver to come back and leave and thirty five. I'm all stoned and I'm going to read my book. Oh yeah, it's awesome. On the cover it has a picture of an ammonite. That one fossil I found in Leon Creek a long time ago(2-25-04, 9:30am).

     2:48pm  I am on The Riverwalk with all the tourists. I came over by the Five and Dime to smoke a cigarette, but just realized I lost my tobacco. A couple people have already asked to take my picture. I'm just going to stand here and pass my website out.

     3:50pm  I have secured my workstation here in front of the Five and Dime. I just got the idea to put on my clown wig. I'm fearless. I should stash my weed, but going to jail would just be icing on my cake, hehe.

                   This funny-looking man wearing a hat.

     4:26pm  Man, fuck the Park Police. This piglet came up to me and told me she got complaints about me smoking weed. I assured her that I was not. I told her I wasn't doing anything wrong, that I was non-profit. She told me I couldn't hand out my website, that that was considered handbills, that I could only do that if it were religious. I'm going to pass them out anyway. I'm going to jail tonight, just watch, hehe.

     5:23pm  I eventually got bored in front of the Five and Dime. Man, what a productive time I had on The Riverwalk! So many people were taking pictures of me. A lot without even asking permission. In fact, there was a big crowd of people taking pictures of me when the Park Police was talking to me. After that I walked up and down The Riverwalk handing out my site to anyone who reacted to my shirt. I needed a paper clip. My fake cigarette was clogged. I walked to that shop right before the mall and said hi to Elizabeth. I went and bought her a pack of cigarettes across the river and she gave me one. I went outside to street level and cleaned my pipe and took a hit. Now I've walked to Travis Park and I'm going to try and bum a transfer/ride. If not, the night is still young. I can tell my story in the park.

     6:16pm  Ha! I was at Travis Park waiting for the 88 to come, hoping to get a courtesy ride. I was bumming cigarettes and gave everyone who gave me one a hit of weed. I was talking to this one dude, making him think I was crazy. I told him how I was going to tell the driver, "I'll walk it if I have to." Well, when the 88 pulled up I did just that. The bus pulled up and the dude I had been talking to got up to get on it. I hit up the driver, just like I said I was going to and the driver let me on! Bam, PROOF! Right in front of that guy's face. I'm going to read my book to kill the hour bus ride. I am super-stoned. I've been stoned all day. What a great day I've had wearing this shirt on The Riverwalk.

     8:10pm  The 606 driver hooked me up with a ride again and I walked home. Nobody is here. I want a cigarette, but I have snipes on the back porch. I think I might take a shower.

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