Armorall-2024-03-28

Session Start: Thu Mar 28 12:58:59 2024

[00:59.01] <levity> hi

[00:59.11] <Armorall> what's your email I forgot

[00:59.38] <levity> havethesejokes@gmail.com

[01:00.04] <levity> or laptopnomouse@yahoo.com  dont remember what ive given you b4

[01:01.56] <Armorall> sent to have these joke

[01:02.04] <Armorall> you're victor gruber?   

[01:06.05] <Armorall> did you get the pic?

[01:06.31] <levity> i am he

[01:06.42] <Armorall> okay

[01:06.49] <Armorall> That was a weird statement

[01:06.52] <Armorall> who are you?

[01:07.06] <Armorall> I know you're a friend but

[01:07.12] <levity> i am victor gruber

[01:07.16] <Armorall> seeker is a weird mofo

[01:07.18] <levity> answeting your q

[01:07.27] <Armorall> he keeps telling me to volunteer and shit

[01:07.34] <levity> seeker is my pal

[01:07.47] <Armorall> yes, but he doesn't understand I do shit

[01:07.52] <Armorall> I don't just do nothing

[01:07.56] <levity> thats a good suggestion for anyone

[01:08.06] <Armorall> yes, but I don't have the energy and time for that

[01:08.07] <levity> imo

[01:08.18] <levity> for what, specifically?

[01:08.43] <levity> to give without receiving?

[01:08.51] <Armorall> hell right now I have to put in a 360 watercooler, a new monitor I just got, a new faucet in the kitchen, and post a buncha stuff on ebay

[01:09.12] <Armorall> I already had to put in like 8 new outlets

[01:09.22] <levity> volunteer at your convenience, nobody is saying you have to do it all the time

[01:09.29] <Armorall> I fixed my mom's friends garage door opener for free

[01:09.35] <Armorall> I do shit for free all the time

[01:09.41] <levity> awesome, kudos

[01:09.54] <levity> so what dont you have time for?

[01:10.03] <Armorall> I give all my dollar bills to homeless people, because I don't like carrying them

[01:10.12] <Armorall> I don't have TIME to volunteer

[01:10.20] <Armorall> I put in a new toilet as well

[01:10.27] <levity> you should ask for dollars too

[01:10.32] <levity> just for fun

[01:10.37] <Armorall> washed and waxed the car, that took 2 days

[01:10.46] <Armorall> no no...uhmm my delusional

[01:11.07] <Armorall> I stared at the eye on the back of a dollar bill one day for 3 hours.....I saw satan looking right at me

[01:11.13] <Armorall> so I don't carry them now

[01:12.02] <levity> oh, i used that paypal money you sent me to pay for my domain yesterday

[01:12.09] <Armorall> You still never told me if you got the pic

[01:12.18] <Armorall> that's fine I pay for things I get

[01:12.23] <levity> cant wait to load up some tape dispensers with fuckmoney.blog

[01:12.27] <Armorall> I'm not some mooch weirdo

[01:12.37] <Armorall> LOL\

[01:12.37] <levity> and sorry, i did get your pic

[01:12.42] <Armorall> LOL at the tape

[01:12.45] <levity> not so intimidating looking

[01:12.49] <Armorall> LOL

[01:13.03] <Armorall> funny thing, he's scared of EVERYONE NOW!

[01:13.04] <levity> i could probably take him

[01:13.06] <levity> lol

[01:13.21] <Armorall> He's a nurse, and his wife is the head nurse,...same area

[01:13.30] <levity> even without my walking stick

[01:13.40] <Armorall> but she always says we have a rowdy patient,,,he says no no no to her

[01:13.41] <Armorall> LOL

[01:13.44] <levity> he's prolly vaxxed, right?

[01:13.48] <Armorall> cause he's scared of everyone since then

[01:14.04] <Armorall> he tells her, they might be psychotic and have 2 times the strength

[01:14.06] <Armorall> LOL

[01:14.07] <Armorall> LOL

[01:14.33] <levity> "It's better to be feared then loved, if you cannot be both."

[01:14.39] <levity> - Mark Twain

[01:14.56] <Armorall> OHHH the VAX! I am Vaxxed, but I got it on my left shoulder, because they said the mark will be on the right hand or forehead, so I'll get it on my left hand and confuse the universe

[01:15.08] <Armorall> :)

[01:15.12] <levity> oh, okay, you're good then

[01:15.14] <levity> HAHA

[01:15.22] <Armorall> fuck them all, the damn bastards

[01:15.31] <Armorall> always saying they are GOD

[01:15.36] <Armorall> that shit pisses me off to no end

[01:15.40] <Armorall> GOD is LOVE

[01:15.46] <Armorall> not oh we'll put you in hell

[01:15.57] <levity> god is the personification of love ONLY

[01:16.02] <levity> it's a trick

[01:16.06] <Armorall> okay, put me in hell, sure I'll be in pain, but you CAN'T KILL ME, Because I am from GOD

[01:16.07] <levity> a hoax

[01:16.10] <Armorall> so I will laugh at you

[01:16.29] <Armorall> laugh at them, and they will see their shame

[01:16.33] <levity> did you read my badass time at church the other day?

[01:17.00] <levity> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/032324.html，

[01:18.02] <levity> just skip to the turquoise footnotes if you dont want to read the bs sermon

[01:20.03] <Armorall> wow

[01:20.37] <Armorall> My dad also died of colon cancer, if I get it, fuck your treatments let me die you stupid mofo's gonna keep me alive suffering? FUCK YOU

[01:21.43] <Armorall> I told you...GOD the real one has NOTHING to do with this Universe world or anything in the 3rd and 4th (time and space) dimensions

[01:22.18] <Armorall> GOD has NEVER been here

[01:22.35] <Armorall> GOD did not create the universe, we came out of GOD and made it

[01:22.42] <levity> god, the real one is not named god

[01:22.44] <levity> its LOVE

[01:22.47] <Armorall> yes

[01:22.49] <Armorall> I know that

[01:23.05] <Armorall> the people and beings that came out of GOD had freewill

[01:23.15] <Armorall> they could do whatever they wanted

[01:23.20] <Armorall> some are evil, some are good

[01:23.24] <Armorall> but that's up to themselves

[01:23.27] <levity> let me send you a convo i had with my wife while we went over the sermon

[01:23.29] <Armorall> has nothing to do with GOD

[01:23.33] <Armorall> see?

[01:23.37] <levity> read it when you get the chance, but lemme dcc the text file

[01:23.41] <Armorall> okay

[01:23.42] <levity> or try

[01:23.45] <Armorall> uhh email it

[01:23.56] <Armorall> I'm on a vpn may not work dccc

[01:23.59] <Armorall> dcc

[01:24.05] <levity> aight then

[01:25.34] <levity> ok sent, total rough draft and i might split it in two parts for my blog

[01:25.53] <levity> shouldnt have sent it, dont want to inundate you with how much you value your time

[01:25.59] <levity> hehe

[01:26.19] <levity> but i think it was a pretty interesting discourse

[01:30.10] <Armorall> Tita:  With me everything is good, everything is right.

[01:30.10] <Armorall> That's like my goddamn mom, it's delusional as fuck, my mom also doesn't listen I have to tell her shit like 10 times

[01:30.52] <Armorall> Also, your wife is wrong about "reincarnation" it's not an automatic, it's a choice

[01:31.39] <levity> yeah, she thinks that we have agreed to everything in our lives

[01:31.46] <Armorall> No

[01:31.47] <levity> i dont know about that

[01:31.51] <levity> yeah, i call bs

[01:31.52] <Armorall> it's not like that

[01:32.17] <Armorall> Okay it's like this: Look at an anthill, you see the ants, but you do NOT know what happens inside the anthill

[01:32.23] <Armorall> it's like that

[01:35.02] <Armorall> so no, we did not agree to jack shit but to come inside the anthill

[01:35.03] <levity> we've studied anthills and their heirarchy enough to understand the workings of a hive mind.  by now we know what goes on inside

[01:35.03] <Armorall> that's it

[01:35.16] <Armorall> no no I'm talking spiritually

[01:35.34] <levity> oh

[01:35.58] <levity> that we cant see into our own spirit?

[01:36.08] <Armorall> NO

[01:36.10] <Armorall> the earth

[01:36.26] <Armorall> where we were, to look at the earth was the same as looking at an anthill

[01:36.35] <Armorall> we did not know what happens inside the anthill

[01:36.46] <levity> but we dont metaphorically understand it

[01:36.52] <Armorall> RIGHT

[01:36.58] <levity> i hear you barkin'

[01:37.02] <levity> dawg

[01:37.12] <Armorall> Here's what I'm pissed about

[01:37.44] <levity> we should start a club

[01:37.48] <levity> hehe

[01:37.53] <Armorall> I don't know if they're aliens, spirits, I have no idea, but they're emplacing thoughts and ideas in people, then they people unware think it's their OWN idea

[01:37.56] <Armorall> get it?

[01:38.02] <Armorall> it's like telepathy

[01:38.23] <levity> yeah, programming

[01:38.37] <Armorall> this is why people think they are dogs and cats now, and not themselves

[01:38.38] <levity> reinstalling 

[01:38.44] <Armorall> or feel "dead" inside

[01:38.45] <Armorall> etc etc

[01:38.57] <Armorall> YES

[01:39.03] <Armorall> reinstalling bad software

[01:39.04] <levity> did you see the bullies song?

[01:39.11] <Armorall> no

[01:39.17] <Armorall> what bullies song?

[01:39.30] <levity> Armorall＋https://tinyurl.com/27bnw2hn，

[01:39.32] <levity> ＋https://tinyurl.com/27bnw2hn，

[01:39.39] <levity> a karoke hack of mine

[01:39.43] <levity> trevor moore

[01:40.07] <levity> should be right up your alley, fellow tough-guy

[01:41.18] <Armorall> HAHAHAH so funny OMFG

[01:43.41] <Armorall> wow

[01:43.49] <Armorall> that was great and also true as fuck

[01:43.52] <levity> that's our motherfucking anthem!

[01:44.21] <levity> enjoy the rest of my karaoke hacks!

[01:44.24] <Armorall> but I'm not a bully, I'm not even an alpha, I'm a sigma...I say that because that's how the nut ass world defines me. But I am me. I am sent me.

[01:44.25] <levity> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/karaoke.html，

[01:44.44] <levity> YOU WILL LOVE POPE RAP!

[01:45.16] <levity> and high in church!

[01:45.47] <Armorall> yes I have seen the old man one about the troll comments

[01:46.13] <levity> yeah, thats the next best one

[01:46.30] <levity> dear black people is funny too

[01:52.19] <Armorall> HAHAH

[01:53.55] <levity> then there is the guillotine masterpiece

[01:59.49] <levity> if you like and appreciate Trevor's work, i made a memorial page for him

[01:59.53] <levity> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/trevorownstothebone.html，

[02:00.06] <levity> lots more good sheet

[02:04.15] <Armorall> HOLY SHIT

[02:04.17] <Armorall> His DEATH

[02:04.19] <Armorall> OMFG

[02:05.17] <Armorall> See, that's why I love my GF, she literally just helps and helps and helps

[02:05.33] <Armorall> she calls it making merit...she's buddhist

[02:06.06] <levity> listen to her more

[02:06.16] <levity> buddhists are warm and nice

[02:06.38] <Armorall> shea is very very nice

[02:07.01] <Armorall> her sister lives next door, knows everyone, it's like a huge family

[02:07.25] <levity> "I like your Christ.  I just don't like your Christians.  They are so unlike your Christ."  - Buddha

[02:07.46] <levity> please share my blog with them

[02:07.58] <Armorall> she takes care of her 80 year old mom, works 7 days a week 10 hour days, she takes care of her 18 year old daughter who is very ill, is paying for her 2 sons college

[02:08.22] <Armorall> she volunteers for church selling

[02:08.27] <Armorall> she sells things for her sister

[02:08.30] <levity> she will love my wife

[02:08.34] <Armorall> her sister gives her things

[02:08.41] <Armorall> very nice nice people

[02:08.49] <levity> who was the only person who gave a flying fuck about her dad

[02:08.59] <Armorall> we do talk about sex, but she will NOT get naked for me

[02:09.05] <levity> everyne else only wanted him for the inheritance

[02:09.20] <levity> wnated him dead*

[02:09.59] <Armorall> she wants to see me naked, gives me JOI's, knows men look at pron all the time, cheating isn't good, her ex hubby ran off with an 18 year old "prostitute" from Pattaya

[02:10.04] <levity> i know its a lot, but here is my wife's contribution to my content

[02:10.11] <levity> shes sharp as a tack

[02:10.14] <levity> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/professor-tita.html，

[02:11.32] <levity> here's a pic of her

[02:11.36] <levity> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/fufrank.html，

[02:12.39] <Armorall> she looks older than you but okay, she's normal

[02:13.13] <Armorall> she does look like what you wrote though....is she kinda a nagger?

[02:13.47] <Armorall> I want my GF naked damnit

[02:13.53] <Armorall> she says not till we meet

[02:14.01] <Armorall> I know she's not a ladyboy, she had kids LOL

[02:14.19] <Armorall> she's afraid I won't like her naked

[02:14.23] <Armorall> I dunno why

[02:14.35] <Armorall> I kept telling her looks don't matter

[02:14.41] <Armorall> my first ex was 350 lbs

[02:14.45] <Armorall> second was like 220

[02:15.07] <Armorall> she's very self-conscious about her looks

[02:15.14] <Armorall> I dunno why, maybe culture

[02:15.39] <Armorall> she feels like a throw away at age 54, because she can't get a bank job, even though she has a BA in accounting

[02:15.48] <Armorall> because they have no age laws there

[02:15.54] <Armorall> so banks only hire cute girls

[02:16.06] <Armorall> she used to be the manager of some major bank there

[02:16.24] <Armorall> she has a retirement, and could retire, but paying for boys college

[02:16.41] <Armorall> they're 21 and 23. I kept telling her, make them pay somethinG!

[02:16.47] <Armorall> she pays for everything for them

[02:16.51] <Armorall> EVERYTHING

[02:17.12] <Armorall> so then she suffers because of this

[02:17.20] <Armorall> I kept telling her MAKE your sons work

[02:17.26] <Armorall> something do something

[02:17.27] <Armorall> anything

[02:17.35] <Armorall> but she says they're my boys

[02:17.36] <Armorall> wtf

[02:20.52] <Armorall> ＋https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_kez7WVUU&list=RDMMOfz0iJQd-xU，

[02:43.09] * Armorall (~Armorall@93.114.129.80) Quit (Quit)