My "own" personalized pirated karaoke hacks!
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet! <l:^]
FUCK THE SYSTEM!
Karaoke Videos I made with Mixcraft 7 and vocalremover.org:
1. MISSIONARY - Operation Ivy NO VOCALS "I've got a brand new set of words and the going rate is cheap. Unconditional devotion, unquestioning belief. Words carved in stone, chiseled in with sharpened bones, OF ONES WHO THOUGHT MY RIGHTEOUSNESS WAS SOMETHING TO OPPOSE! GOT BIG PLANS! BLOOD STAINED HANDS! GONNA PUT MY NAME ON THE MAP! ON MY WAY TO SAVE THE WORLD!"
2. High in Church by Trevor Moore NO VOCALS
"Shit is getting out of hand. I'm getting higher, need to make a plan." "I open up the pages and then start flipping through. I find it calms me down and gives my mind something to do. It says some beautiful things about forgiveness and love, TILL I GET TO THE END WHEN GOD COMES BACK, WILDS OUT AND STRAIGHT UP FUCKS EARTH UP!"
"Cause god is Love, but he still invests heavily in hate. You seen the maintenance fees to maintain pearly gates?" "Cause he's not some old guy living up in the clouds. He's here on Earth, in my wallet and my bank accounts." "He's the motherfucking pope and he makes, he makes money!"
4. MY COMPUTER JUST BECAME SELF-AWAREno vocals THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE!
Annunaki: "We created you as slaves to harvest gold for our ships and when the planet was dry we'd wipe you out and just dip. But someone made the argument that that did not seem quite fair. Because of psilocybin mushrooms you'd become self-aware. It was the 'Fruit of the Garden" in the legends you tell. Heaven's with us in the stars, you're trapped in digital hell! A simulation of creation that serves as your probation before you're introduced to the galactic population. We want to see if beings that don't have telepathy are capable of EMPATHY and LIVING PEACEFULLY!"
5. I'm Not Good at this Adult Shit
"Every day when I wake up I eat a bag of sour worms!" "I don't know if it's heroic or depressing as shit."
6. Bully Anthem NO VOCALS WE NEED SOME KIDS TO HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY YOU ALL ARE FUCKING NUTS!
7. The Ballad of Billy John NO VOCALS
"Billy John and his wife did nothing wrong and they weren't dumb. They just hadn't paid attention to what we'd all become."
9. Pledge
"And it's really not creepy to have little, little kids mindlessly recite this anthem everyday and pledge their lives to a government before they're old enough to really think about what they are saying. THIS IS NOT A FORM OF BRAINWASHING!" "And if this country ever goes to war as it often wants to do I promise to go and help kill all the other country's kids."
10. Dear Black People NO VOCALS
"You can't apologize for four hundred motherfucking years of oppression with some half-ass school project." "FUCK YOUR DAD'S LAWNMOWER!"
"Let's go to the old folk's home. We can get doped up and then all get stoned! I'd have been here more if only I'd known."
12. It's Time for Guillotines NO VOCALS
"We're sorry, but you at the top all have to die!" "Those peaceful protests just were not cutting it. Martin Luther King and Gandhi both can go suck a dick!"
14. FUCK RELIGION! by Propagandhi NO VOCALS
"FUCK ZIONISM! FUCK MILITARISM! FUCK AMERICANISM! FUCK NATIONALISM! FUCK RELIGION! FUCK RELIGION! FUCK RELIGION! FUCK RELIGION! FUCK RELIGION! FUCK RELIGION! FUCK RELIGION! FUCK RELIGIONNNNNNNN, OH."
"Well, there's a loophole in the scripture that works real well, so I can get him off without going to hell." "And since I'm not a godless whore, he'll have to CUM in the backdoor! FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS! THE GOOD LORD WOULD WANT IT THAT WAY!"
LATE CAPITALISM IS HELL ON EARTH!
"All ya'll followers of God, I'll accuse. Think you should see heaven? YOU SHOULD SEE JAIL FOR CHILD ABUSE!"
"Where would we be without tradition? UTOPIA!"
Pissed-off foreskin: "I'm keeping the glans clean. My very first day of life and you hack me off like I'm gangrene!" "Men would live more sensitive if you left me on it." "I'm god's gift to women. He gotta go slow with me, leave her totally grinnin'."
"I'm a baby, and I may grow up to hate you for what you ain't gave me. I'm here to stay when you get over your egos. Wherever you chuck me, that's where a tree grows!"
NERDCORE
19. THE LINK! By YT Cracker NO VOCALS 4 minute song, 212 images! REVENGE OF THE NERDS TIME!
20. WiiD by MC Chris no vocals SONG INFO
"Weed is by my side, it's always been there." "But the risk you take is just getting baked. You're surely gonna see the next day." "They say we fund Al-Queda. Sounds like the governments jealous. LET'S GET THE ENEMY STONED! BRING OUR NINJAS HOME! TO HELL WITH CHRISTIAN ZEALOTS!"
21. I HATE YOUR BLOG! by MC Front A Lot no vocals MY BLOG STANDS ABOVE ALL OTHERS BY HEAD AND SHOULDERS! "
"Hoist up the Jolly Roger and mutiny! We're plundering the internet sea!" "A pirate's life is the life for me!"
Random:
23. How the World Works by Bo Burnham NO VOCALS
"The simple narrative taught in every history class is demonstrably false and pedagogically classist. Don't you know the world is built with blood!? And genocide and exploitation?! The global network of capital essentially functions to separate the worker from the means of production." "Private property's inherently theft." "Every politician, every cop on the street protects the interests of the PEDOPHILIC corporate elite."
24. Welcome to the Internet NO VOCALS
"Apathy is a tragedy and boredom is a crime." "Can I interest you in everything all of the time?" "It was always the plan to put the world in your hands."
"It's hard to elevate when this country's run by whites!" "And all you care about is money and power and that's the cracker within you. Hatred all in your brain, it slowly starts to convince you. And then you teach it to your children until the cycle continues." "Agree to disagree. We could have an understandin'."
26. Stick the Fucking Flag Up Your Goddamn Ass, You Sonofabitch NO VOCALS
"Well, if you're dumb enough to vote, you are fucking dumb enough to believe them." "You carry their anthem convinced that it's yours." "FUCK THE TROOPS TO HELL!"
27. BENEFIT - So Sick - no vocals
"I walk around the underground as a powerful thundersound." "So nice that it's nasty."
28. Gettin' High - Asylum Street Spankers NO VOCALS (ty bungadier! :P)
"Cause nothin' is better than smoking what I like to smoke just to ease my mind."
29. Revolting Cocks - Fuck Money(victorized) NO VOCALS
30. COPYING IS NOT THEFT! NO VOCALS
31. HURT FEELINGS(ADDED 5-29-24) NO VOCALS
32. THE BIBLE IS BULLSHIT! NO VOCALS
MY MULTI-CULTURAL KARAOKE HACKS!
Propagandhi's How To Clean Everything
Propagandhi's Less Talk, More Rock
30 Foot Fall - Urine Nation This is one of my favorites and will always remind me of BJ. 30FF was a punk band from Houston. [YT link] "I'm on a mission! I don't need no permission!"
Donuts 'n Glory's Beyond Baywatch [YT link]
The Punkles - All My Loving
I dedicate this hack to my beloved wife Tita Vera!
7-11-24
10:04am In #gulag I had the cue to make this master URL list of all of my Karaoke Hacks. Just the numbered ones. No Nofx and stuff. KARAOKE HACK URLS LIST
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