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 Session Start: Mon Mar 11 07:33:25 2024

Session Ident: #Gulag

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[07:33.25]  Topic: No more malarkey, Jack ＋http://gulag.world/6cbcb3ae.png，

[07:33.25] Channel Topic Set by: Debaser on 5:11 PM 3/10/2024

[07:33.25] Channel modes for #Gulag are :+tnRC 

[07:33.25] Channel Created on: 7:57 PM 7/9/2020

[07:33.29] <levity> hi friends :]

[07:33.34] <krishna> but he would be a genius if he believed hitler gassed 6 million jews...... that's the level your mind operates on

[07:33.51] <krishna> nett zero

[07:33.57] <levity> hare, hare

[07:33.59] <LionClan> Krishna is thoughtful

[07:34.32] <LionClan> rams

[07:34.38] <krishna> LionClan actually we do know the total energy in the universe is zero

[07:34.49] <levity> rama lama ding dong!

[07:34.52] <levity> :P

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[07:35.28] <levity> I asked my wife if she wanted to go see a llama herd.

[07:35.32] <levity> She said, "Sure. Alpaca suitcase."

[07:35.37] <levity> :P

[07:35.46] <krishna> because energy can't be created or destroyed

[07:36.19] <krishna> and we know the universe came from nothing

[07:36.32] <krishna> its a quantum fluctuation

[07:36.36] <LionClan> nothing is not a kind of thing

[07:36.40] <levity> and it shall go from whence it came!

[07:37.10] <krishna> the uncertainty principle allows a quantum fluction to exist forever if it's nett energy is zero

[07:37.12] <LionClan> only God can do ex nihlo

[07:37.18] <+Auk> collect and store energy

[07:37.39] <levity> FUCK THE LAW!

[07:37.43] <levity> ＋https://tinyurl.com/4wzhpaat，

[07:37.43] <LionClan> the issue is measurement, you cannot measure fluctuations as small as you are positing

[07:37.43] <+Lard> [url] foundingfathers.mp4 - Google Drive | tinyurl.com

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[07:38.46] <+thefed> If you fuck with the law, sometimes it'll come.

[07:38.52] <LionClan> if you want a Quantum universe please meet Mr plank, there is a plank length, a plank duration, on and on

[07:39.04] <krishna> and plank energy

[07:39.23] <LionClan> yeah it's on energy too

[07:39.28] <krishna> and mr heisenberg

[07:39.29] <badsector> i just took a nasty poop and used a half a roll of tp to wipe clean, yet there was one quantum dingleberry left

[07:39.33] <badsector> i named it krishna

[07:39.38] <badsector> *flush*

[07:39.40] <krishna> shithead

[07:39.58] <krishna> now we see the level you mind operates on

[07:40.11] <krishna> now we see the level your mind operates on

[07:40.11] <badsector> welp thats the level you deserve

[07:40.22] <krishna> in your opinion, shithead

[07:40.55] <badsector> at least the dingleberry is gone u wont be making my ass itch the rest of the day

[07:41.01] <badsector> :)

[07:41.36] <krishna> some folks never get past the anal stage

[07:41.50] <badsector> at least we are potty trained

[07:41.56] <badsector> unlike you

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[07:42.09] <krishna> you mean homosexuals like you?

[07:42.16] <TheGulagKid> I'm no robot!

[07:42.24] <TheGulagKid> I'm no robot, undernet webchat!

[07:42.28] <TheGulagKid> I'm the gulag kid!

[07:42.43] <krishna> sigh, another one

[07:43.01] <levity> I just had the biggest bowel movement of my life, then turned around and the toilet was empty.

[07:43.06] <levity> Needless to say, I completely lost my shit.

[07:43.10] <levity> :P

[07:43.31] <+NineVolt> well done.

[07:43.33] <LionClan> there are no alien overlords, there are AI overlords and they don't even like us.

[07:43.38] <badsector> or in krishnas case he needs to check his diapers instead

[07:43.46] <krishna> levity, actually the titanic went around the bend and left port

[07:43.52] <badsector> coz his poop never reached the toilet

[07:43.55] <levity> lolol

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[07:44.24] <krishna> americans are such crap shit talkers

[07:44.33] <badsector> u asked for it krishna

[07:44.46] <levity> have you guys ever read Infinite Cum?  it is such a masterpiece

[07:44.46] <badsector> if u cant take it dont dish it out

[07:44.57] <levity> i can paste it here, or just give the link

[07:45.08] <krishna> levity salo is close

[07:45.10] <+NineVolt> please paste it here

[07:45.21] <badsector> and with that i need to go to the store and get a new cmos battery

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[07:45.29] <levity> Infinite cum

[07:45.35] <levity> You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. 

[07:45.41] <krishna> he's lost his biasos

[07:45.51] <levity> The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes.  You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. 

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[07:46.03] <levity> You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed.

[07:46.14] <levity>  You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. 

[07:46.19] <krishna> ok all this LGBQT porn is making me heave and leave

[07:46.25] <levity> The cum accelerates. 

[07:46.30] <gannon> Added *!*IceChat95

[07:46.32] <gannon> log off bro

[07:46.37] <krishna> americans are degenerates

[07:46.38] <levity> You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum.

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[07:46.58] <levity> The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. 

[07:47.03] <+NineVolt> this may destroy the channel.

[07:47.15] <levity>  Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. 

[07:47.27] <+NineVolt> awesome reference.

[07:47.30] <levity> The cum accelerates. 

[07:47.33] <+NineVolt> i've been to that spot in boston.

[07:47.39] <levity>  It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. 

[07:47.46] <+NineVolt> they say on a hot summer day you can still smell the molasses.

[07:47.47] <TheGulagKid> what was krishna's problem?

[07:47.57] <levity> The cum accelerates.

[07:48.05] <levity> You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. 

[07:48.21] <levity> Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops.

[07:48.43] <levity>  The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them.

[07:49.02] <levity> The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain.

[07:49.19] <levity> The cum accelerates. 

[07:49.27] <levity> It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. 

[07:49.46] <levity>  You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. 

[07:49.55] <levity> The cum accelerates. 

[07:50.04] <levity> The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. 

[07:50.12] <levity> Eventually, you stop thinking.

[07:50.17] <levity> THE END :]

[07:51.19] <Timur> he's a holocaust denier, for starters

[07:51.31] <levity> holo-who?

[07:51.44] <levity> ＋https://tinyurl.com/4vd2xbtu，

[07:51.44] <+Lard> [url] poperap.mp4 - Google Drive | tinyurl.com

[07:53.43] <+bastion> levity: lol

[07:55.49] <Smax> Biden wants us to call the 9/11 Terrorists "unlicensed pilots."... Jimmy Failla

[07:56.38] <levity> i got these with no vocals for karaoke bars!

[07:56.45] <levity> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/karaoke.html，

[07:56.45] <+Lard> [url] The whole world is cashed. I'm going to load another bowl. Enjoy my alltrueism!: karaoke | laughdispenser.blogspot.com ( ＋https://tinyurl.com/23b3hfp6， )

[07:56.55] <levity> enjoy the gift!