Kelpalots-2023-05-21

Session Start: Sun May 21 06:14:32 2023

[18:14.32] <Kelpalots> you have a blog?

[18:14.33] ->> Kelpalots is ~Kelpalots@ip98-164-16-232.ks.ks.cox.net (realname)

[18:14.33] ->> Kelpalots is on: +#HerB #marijuana 

[18:14.33] ->> Kelpalots using *.undernet.org (The Undernet Underworld)

[18:14.33] ->> Kelpalots 1 secs seconds idle, signon time 9:45 PM 5/21/2023

[18:14.33] ->> Kelpalots :End of /WHOIS list.

[18:14.51] <wptmj> the most amazing in existence ;]

[18:15.15] <wptmj> behold, laughdispenser.blogspot.com

[18:15.17] <Kelpalots> cool, can I see it?

[18:15.28] <wptmj> enjoy the gift! :]

[18:15.52] <wptmj> please let me know what you think

[18:16.27] <Kelpalots> neat

[18:16.44] <Kelpalots> I used to read the internet a whole bunch.

[18:16.53] <Kelpalots> but now I'm drained at every angle.

[18:17.57] <wptmj> when you get the chance

[18:18.02] <wptmj> just be sure to be stoned

[18:18.31] <Kelpalots> lol are you sure, because I am entirely stoned, and it's really hard to read. xD

[18:18.35] <wptmj> yeah, i can relate, all that misinfo and not being sure who to trust

[18:18.43] <wptmj> most of it is utter bullshit

[18:19.06] <wptmj> then just look through the jokes and read the save the world stuff later

[18:19.26] <wptmj> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/freejokes.html，

[18:20.01] <Kelpalots> lol

[18:20.05] <Kelpalots> save the world huh

[18:20.12] <Kelpalots> I got a lot of vibes for that

[18:20.38] <wptmj> i am assuming it into being, have been since the turn of the century

[18:20.49] <wptmj> peace through laughter and marijuana

[18:21.08] <Kelpalots> perfect peace is my dynasty

[18:21.33] <Kelpalots> I am a creator, in the god sense.

[18:21.35] <wptmj> then i'm just elated that you msged me purposely today

[18:22.04] <wptmj> i think we need to stop using the term god altogether

[18:22.06] <Kelpalots> well I am not very nice with this brian dude, he startled me.

[18:22.10] <wptmj> gods a trick

[18:22.28] <wptmj> gods the simple personification of LOVE

[18:22.31] <Kelpalots> there are more than just one god, in fact anyone can become a god, and anyone can become a goddess.

[18:22.52] <wptmj> religion is division!

[18:22.58] <wptmj> there's only one LOVE

[18:23.15] <Kelpalots> don't need a religious practice or worship to become a god. or goddess.

[18:23.47] <wptmj> yes, you just have to live by the rules written in nature

[18:24.11] <wptmj> thats it

[18:24.18] <Kelpalots> well, I for one used to live with all the creators, so I'll be on my way.

[18:24.34] <wptmj> in all your research do you remember ever stumbling upon the note from the rich?

[18:25.11] <wptmj> farewell

[18:25.39] <Kelpalots> they are misguided people when it came to how one should live. They thought they had to share their wealth with others. But then you wouldn't tell amazon to not share their wealth with others. I got trampled for saying it.

[18:25.40] <Kelpalots> xD

[18:26.27] <wptmj> i memorized the note from the rich about ten minutes after i found it a couple decades ago

[18:26.36] <wptmj> its my favorite thing to recite to people

[18:26.41] <wptmj> it screams

[18:26.46] <wptmj> let me show you

[18:27.09] <wptmj> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/note.html，

[18:27.44] <wptmj> youll get a chuckle from it

[18:31.00] <wptmj> I hear exagerrations are up by like a billion percent this year.  :P

[18:43.15] <Kelpalots> lol

[18:43.33] <Kelpalots> my enemy ripped children out of wombs before they could ever be born.

[18:43.42] <Kelpalots> thats what that bible says

[18:43.43] <wptmj> yuck

[18:44.00] <wptmj> dont belive it, thats an ages old story

[18:44.10] <wptmj> that never changed with the times

[18:44.19] <wptmj> so its innacurate by default

[18:44.29] <wptmj> with all its translations

[18:44.35] <Kelpalots> and instead of a wood dragon like my mom is supposed to be said to have been, the other bible I read called her a water dragon.... That literally made her wood dragon go the wrong way.

[18:45.04] <wptmj> i dont understand and i dont think i am meant to

[18:45.17] <Kelpalots> lol

[18:45.20] <Kelpalots> it's cool

[18:54.57] <Kelpalots> I'm not only one of those fucking things, I'm also an engineer. Nice joke. I got plenty.

[19:05.09] <wptmj> lolol

[19:05.12] <wptmj> do share please

[19:05.20] <wptmj> im a collector

[19:09.53] <Kelpalots> A blonde joke is no different than an engineer joke, especially dumb admin jokes.

[19:10.22] <Kelpalots> I totally tell everyone to fuck off, while administrating a computer, and install firefox, or something similiar.

[19:10.41] <wptmj> yup and chuck norris is same thing as egotitstical

[19:11.02] <Kelpalots> I also did so much of this on a computer that wasn't mine, I don't think I'm an engineer anymore..... nah........ an anon hacker maybe. LoL!!!

[19:11.24] <wptmj> ha

[19:11.36] <wptmj> zerocool

[19:12.30] <Kelpalots> zerocool?

[19:13.03] <Kelpalots> well anonymous isn't the only coolest thing in my life.

[19:13.05] <Kelpalots> g00ns.net

[19:13.10] <Kelpalots> and h4cky0u

[19:14.49] <Kelpalots> I was a part of anon for far too long

[19:14.53] <Kelpalots> 2000.

[19:15.20] <Kelpalots> it's possible that 1990s is so shit that I go into the 1990s to make it less shit.

[19:16.01] <Kelpalots> we have all these human rights now

[19:16.03] <wptmj> i got really into aol hacking in the nineties

[19:16.04] <Kelpalots> to cannabis

[19:16.18] <wptmj> i was quite the IM phisherman

[19:16.18] <Kelpalots> I know all about zerocool, dude.

[19:16.43] <Kelpalots> I had to have that kind of hack for video creation softwares.

[19:17.01] <wptmj> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/lmfao.html，

[19:17.51] <Kelpalots> ＋https://open.spotify.com/album/3rLcejSw5zUFoP54rwZYo9?si=FQpyl-SlQ6yDGob7LSk9ow，

[19:24.13] <wptmj> so sorry, dont wanna sign up for nuthin

[19:25.04] <wptmj> how old are you? where are you from?

[19:26.26] <wptmj> i just mentioned zero cool from the movie.  just dropping 90's talk

[19:26.37] <wptmj> didnt know what else it could mean

[19:27.30] <Kelpalots> I'm 33, I'm from Wichita, Kansas.

[19:27.45] <wptmj> nice, i think ive been through there

[19:27.54] <wptmj> im 45 myself

[19:27.58] <wptmj> letme check my journal

[19:28.08] <Kelpalots> well

[19:28.15] <Kelpalots> are you zerocool?

[19:28.25] <Kelpalots> it isn't a thing for him to get g00ns.net

[19:28.41] <Kelpalots> it hasn't become a thing

[19:29.20] <Kelpalots> and I don't know who would tailor to my next life, but zerocool is a name I'd go to, especially to learn god modes, and hackermodes.

[19:32.14] <wptmj> would you like to read my short time in wichita?

[19:33.31] <wptmj> ＋https://pussybankers.blogspot.com/p/092707.html，   I get to Wichita at 5:43pm

[19:34.00] <wptmj> i'm not zero cool

[19:34.05] <wptmj> i used to be stu on aol

[19:34.09] <wptmj> but im just victor antonio

[19:34.12] <wptmj> from san antonio

[19:36.29] <Kelpalots> so what do you do besides chat on undernet and blog on blogger?

[19:37.22] <wptmj> i keep the house clean

[19:37.31] <wptmj> and try and walk as much as i can

[19:38.07] <wptmj> umm, just recently ive been calling random san antonio numbers and trying to share my blog

[19:38.13] <wptmj> to perfect strangers

[19:38.32] <wptmj> ive had the most magical random connections with so many people

[19:38.49] <wptmj> ive even stumbled onto people who remember me from twenty years ago

[19:38.58] <wptmj> beacause i walked around so much back then

[19:39.22] <wptmj> it all makes for more hella interesting chapters for my blog

[19:39.33] <wptmj> all i have to do is keep leaving it to chance like that

[19:39.47] <wptmj> i'm telemarketing, without the marketing, its free!

[19:40.24] <wptmj> after doing that for four days now, ALMOST all my new views are coming from austin and san antonio now

[19:40.32] <wptmj> i'm aiming

[19:40.47] <wptmj> i meant to capitalize ALL not almost

[19:40.49] <wptmj> my bad

[19:40.55] <wptmj> im all lit up :]

[19:41.53] <wptmj> so i just have to keep making these random calls and something badass is bound to happen

[19:42.20] <wptmj> my message will get to the right people this way

[19:43.11] <wptmj> i wont get much more detailed,  im sure big bro is listening

[19:44.14] <wptmj> as far as blogging go, mine isnt a traditional blog.  i'm keeping it to one ever-evolving post

[19:44.21] <wptmj> its a website

[19:44.26] <wptmj> not a blog :]

[19:44.37] <wptmj> subversion!  

[19:44.40] <wptmj> psych!

[19:50.45] <Kelpalots> I want to be a 12 year old who can go to college and live there and have lots of nice things happening for it, my life is so shit, I forget I'm jeopardizing worldly events with me involved.

[19:50.59] <Kelpalots> I think I'm going to commit suicide

[19:51.10] <wptmj> ack!

[19:51.14] <wptmj> fuck college

[19:51.21] <wptmj> college is slave training!

[19:51.27] <wptmj> wouldnt you rather be free than rich?

[19:51.36] <wptmj> you cant be both!

[19:51.45] <wptmj> BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF

[19:51.59] <wptmj> give all your shit away and go stick your thumb out and see where you end up

[19:52.24] <wptmj> fuck sticking around a place that depresses you, go live a little if youre thinking about dying

[19:52.25] <Kelpalots> oh

[19:52.42] <wptmj> dont worry about a damn thing

[19:52.45] <wptmj> just detach!

[19:53.01] <Kelpalots> I have even heard people die if they collect all their wishes in the bucket list.

[19:53.03] <wptmj> and trust you'll be well taken care of

[19:53.15] <wptmj> just for believing

[19:53.45] <wptmj> i really reallly wish you would commit some time to give me site a serious hard look

[19:53.49] <wptmj> because it's all true

[19:54.07] <wptmj> and i've been on the right track since the turn of the century 

[19:54.13] <wptmj> and i'm almost done with my project

[19:54.25] <Kelpalots> project?

[19:54.43] <wptmj> my journalism study on ignoring

[19:55.00] <wptmj> which will FORCE everyone not to ignore me

[19:55.11] <wptmj> and ill lead us all to glory soon

[19:55.48] <wptmj> i have assembled the most interesting true story in the world...or it least it certainly contains that potential if given the chance

[19:56.55] <wptmj> my story has kept people from committing suicide in the past

[19:56.59] <wptmj> on more than one occasion

[19:57.07] <wptmj> hold on

[19:57.40] <wptmj> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/suicide.html，

[19:58.38] <wptmj> ive been suicidal before

[19:58.46] <wptmj> wanna talk about it?

[20:00.54] <wptmj> how would you do it?

[20:02.52] <wptmj> dude, if you can even hack a little, you got so much more going for you than so many other idiots out there

[20:03.00] <wptmj> what's tying you down?

[20:03.35] <wptmj> dump your shit and spread your wings and fly

[20:04.02] <wptmj> ever hitchhiked before?

[20:06.26] <wptmj> if you're scared of relating with strangers always carry discreet protection, pepper spray

[20:06.34] <wptmj> and you'll be just fine

[20:06.47] <wptmj> do the thing you fear and the death of fear is certain!

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