6-10-24 TOM MABE
7-23-23 I don't know why it's taken me so long, but it's about time I put together my prank calls section.
Check out leet-Brad and his badass motherfucking purpose in life! PHONE LOSERS OF AMERICA! I LOVE YOU, ROY GERBIL(it's French)!
I will be sure to make my prank calls section HILARIOUS, but until then here are some of my favorites. That's My Wife
I wonder what's inside your butthole.
I also have a metric fuckload of respect for Ownage Pranks. The one about the gardener OMG! You own so much. Your one-man organization is very aptly named, muh brotha! Stage 2!!!
And we can never forget where it all started back in the very end of the eighties with these jerks. Much respect.
Angry black dude: "You changed my number?"
Brad: "No, that was just a joke. We were just joking around. We didn't change your number. We're just bored here in Customer Service. Did you hear the hold music we were playing, though?
Dude: "I DON'T GIVE A, JUST LISTEN, MAN. THIS IS A BUSINESS LINE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?"
Brad: "I know, but we loaded up hold music that talked about buttholes. Did you hear it?"
Dude: "NO, I DIDN'T HEAR IT AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"
Brad: "How did you not hear it?"
Dude: "YOU CALLED MY BUSINESS LINE ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT CHANGING MY FUCKING PHONE NUMBER AND YOU PUT ME ON HOLD WITH THREE FUCKING PEOPLE TO TRY AND PLAY A FUCKING GAME?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!"
Brad: "No, we were just bored here, just playing around in the Customer Service Center. I am sorry, but the good news is your number hasn't been changed. So, you're welcome."
Dude: "W-W-W-WHAT THE FUCK AM I WELCOME FOR?! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS CALL ME AND PUT ME THROUGH THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING BORED? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PECKERWOODS?!"
Brad: "Sir, don't call me a peckerwood."
Dude: "OK, YOU'RE A STUPID WHITE MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?!"
Brad: "Sir, don't you dare call me white."
Dude: "YOU STUPID WHITE MOTHERFUCKER!"
Brad: "I will not be called white!"
Dude: "I'LL CALL YOU WHITE IF I WANT TO, BITCH! I'LL MEET YOU! WHERE DO YOU WANT TO MEET!"
Brad: "Umm, I doubt if I am in your local area."
Dude: "BITCH, I WILL COME TO WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE, MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! I'LL COME TO WHEREVER YOU ARE AND I'LL PLAY A GAME WITH YOU! TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE, BUT I BET YOU WON'T BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU ARE, YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA. JUST TELL ME AND I'LL FLY TO WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE, MOTHERFUCKER TO BEAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS FOR PLAYING GAMES WITH ME, BITCH!"
Brad: "I basically just gave you a Christmas present, sir. I gave you the gift of your phone number not really being changed. You thought it was dead."
Dude: "THE ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT YOU COULD GIVE ME IF IS YOU KILLED YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER!
Brad: "That is NOT a present, no!"
Dude: "KILL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF! AND THEN KILL YOUR MAMA, KILL YOUR DADDY, KILL YOUR LITTLE KIDS! KILL THEM BITCHES! THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK WOULD BE A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR ME!"
Brad: "Wow, you are not a very nice man."
Dude: "YOU BITCH-ASS HOE"YOU CALLED ME AND I'M NOT A NICE-ASS MAN? JUST BECAUSE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE BORED?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!"
Brad: "But we were just joking."
Brad pretending to be the woman who called to begin with: "Yeah, he was cursing at me. He like yelled at me, and I'm a woman."
Dude: "BITCH, SHUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS UP!"
Brad: "No, you shut up!"
Dude: "SHUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS UP. YOU CALLED ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKING WHORE! SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS HO ASS UP!"
Brad: "I refuse. I won't shut up. You can't make me."
Dude: "YOU FUCKING CUNT! YOU ARE A CUNT EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T MAKE YOU! IF YOU TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE I WILL!"
Brad: "You hang up that phone!"
Dude: "IF YOU TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE ILL SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP. YOU HANG UP, CUNT! I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU, CUNT!"
YOU CALLED ME, BITCH! YA'LL CALLED ME ABOUT THIS STUPID SHIT! YOU HANG UP THE MOTHERFUCKING PHONE, HO! YOU CALLED ME!"
Brad: "I will NEVER hang up. I'm not hanging up. I'm staying on the phone ALL night. I'm with Cricket Wireless and I have unlimted minutes! I am an employee!"
Dude: "You ain't no employee. You just an ignorant bitch."
Brad: "Am not, you take that back!"
Dude: "You wish I would take it back, cuz."
Brad: "You beter NOT take it back!"
Dude: "Whatchu gonna do if I don't?"
Brad: "Nothing."
Dude: "That's what the fuck I thought, you redneck bitch."
Brad: "Get back in the kitchen, Carol. Anyway, you're welcome for not changing your number."
Dude: "GET BACK TO FUCKING YOUR DAUGHTER! THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO! WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE!"
Brad: "Hey now, what was that all about? Why do you have to be like that, sir?"
Dude: "Tell me where you are! I bet you won't. Why do you have to call me and bother me? Why do you have to do that?!"
Brad: "I am in the callcenter in Miami. Are you going to come down to Miami?"
Dude: "Tell me the address!"
Brad: "No."
Dude: "Why not?!"
Brad: "I don't know. Like, what are you going to do? Come over?"
Dude: "Damn sure, I'm going to come over, bitch."
Brad: "You're going to drive to Miami? That's like 1500 miles!"
Dude: "NO, BITCH, I'M GOING TO FLY OVER THERE AND WHIP YOUR BITCH ASS!"
Brad: "You don't know how to fly."
Dude: "I KNOW YOUR MAMA KNOW HOW TO FLY! I WAS RIDING THAT BITCH'S BACK LAST NIGHT! I SHOWED HER HOW TO FLY!"
Brad: "Yeah! You got me there, didn't you?"
Dude: "Yeah, I sure did! She's a cunt! Just like you are!"
Brad: "Ouch!(takes sip of coffee) Well, anyway. You're welcome for not changing your number. I hope you appreciate it."
Dude: "You're lucky I'm not walking there to kick your fucking ass, you motherfucking bitch.
Brad: "I think it's funny that you want to kick my ass, but you can't."
The idiot hangs up finally. Stupid ignorant fuck got REAMED by Brad and his mastery. You trapped him so good. I was very impressed by your whole "get back in the kitchen" lure.
He bit it hard! You ripped out the hook and threw him back flailing wondering what type of god could allow such a thing!
HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
HIGH MOTHERFUCKING FIVE, BRAD! YOU ARE THE LEETEST IN MY EYES!
Roy Gerbil is MOST DEFINETLY the other master I have sat at his feet and listened to for hours and hours! Roy, I am forever in your debt. The laughs you bring and the lessons learned through you are MOTHERFUCKING PRICELESS!
I hope you have some idea of the enormous amount of light that you and every other prankster out there spreads by NOT taking life so seriously!!
IT'S A METRIC FUCKLOAD!
Every single prank caller and prank call appreciator passes my test with flying colors! Let's all unite and take over the world with laughter! Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand!
"California has a metric fuckload of faggots." LOLOLOL!
I just had this GREAT IDEA! CALL UP MY NEPHEW AND PRANK HIM! HAHAHAHAHAHA, put that shit on youtube, quick! :P
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