SATexasGuy

 DONT BE WASTEFUL: do you have a car?

SATexasGuy: last time i checked yea
DONT BE WASTEFUL: i dont suppose you could give me a lift to san marcos? i need to go pick my shit up from the police..when i bailed out they didn't give it all back to me...i got kidnapped at gunpoint and ended up spending 6 days in jail all for having like a gram of weed on me. i'll give you a couple bucks for gas and get you high
SATexasGuy: well um i got weed and i got gas
DONT BE WASTEFUL: it'll do wonders for your karma..
SATexasGuy: who are you
DONT BE WASTEFUL: my name is victor..
DONT BE WASTEFUL: i'm the crazy dude that's gonna legalie marijuana and bring world peace..
DONT BE WASTEFUL: ring a bell?
SATexasGuy: legilizing weed would drive down the price
SATexasGuy: i dont want that
DONT BE WASTEFUL: you helping me out will go straight into my book i'm writing on generosity that the entire world will read
SATexasGuy: dude if you were a chick there might be a slim chance of me giving a ride a very slim chance and since your a guy there is no chance sorry 

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