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[00:52.44] <levity> high :]

[00:52.56] <frauf> levity!

[00:53.01] <frauf> so i think my dad gets it

[00:53.42] <frauf> did i tell you about the park?

[00:53.47] <frauf> levity?

[00:54.26] <levity> no, please do

[00:54.38] <frauf> well you know how you go to the park

[00:54.39] <frauf> levity?

[00:54.48] <frauf> go for a drive

[00:54.49] <levity> uh huh

[00:54.50] <frauf> a walk from some place else

[00:54.52] <frauf> go to the park

[00:54.58] <frauf> go gee whiz. what a park!

[00:56.05] <levity> A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.

[00:56.24] <frauf> what else?

[00:56.30] <levity>  It is actually in fact a warning, 

[00:56.36] <frauf> is being paralysed

[00:56.39] <frauf> a handicap

[00:56.39] <levity> that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. 

[00:56.40] <frauf> levity?

[00:56.43] <levity> :P

[00:56.43] <frauf> oh

[00:56.49] <frauf> so you know

[00:56.51] <frauf> thats normally how parks go

[00:56.54] <frauf> youre out and about its like hey

[00:56.57] <frauf> lets go to the park!

[00:56.57] <frauf> or

[00:57.02] <frauf> literally thats the reason why youre out and about

[00:57.03] <frauf> the park!

[00:57.07] <frauf> so you know the park?

[00:57.22] <levity> Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage?

[00:57.27] <levity> It was wrong on so many levels.

[00:57.31] <levity> :P

[00:58.14] <levity> My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

[00:58.22] <frauf> well

[00:58.23] <levity> He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes, meet me in the parking lot."

[00:58.29] <levity> :P

[00:58.29] <frauf> i think i get it

[00:58.46] <frauf> so

[00:58.48] <frauf> the park!

[00:58.51] <frauf> youre at a park right

[00:59.08] <levity> a water park?

[00:59.18] <levity> a frisbee golf park?

[00:59.26] <levity> a car park?

[00:59.53] <frauf> nah an actual park

[00:59.54] <frauf> with grass

[01:00.52] <levity> actually, that's how i met my wife.  i met her at the parking lot at winn dixie.  she pulled off an impressive parrelel right next to me.

[01:01.05] <levity> it was love at first park

[01:01.40] <levity> do you smoke reefer, frauf?

[01:03.13] <levity> i want to share something with you

[01:04.10] <frauf> ok

[01:05.27] <frauf> so i think you won levity

[01:05.58] <frauf> did i tell you about the hotel room? 

[01:06.19] <frauf> ＋https://i.imgur.com/kKmaaKw.jpg，

[01:06.21] <frauf> you see it levity

[01:08.18] <frauf> see life was for living

[01:08.20] <frauf> instead levity

[01:09.31] <frauf> did you have fun

[01:09.31] <frauf> levity?

[01:17.31] <frauf> so you know

[01:17.32] <frauf> levity

[01:17.33] <frauf> right?

[01:17.47] <frauf> so the park!

[01:17.48] <frauf> yeah the park

[01:17.49] <frauf> then

[01:17.52] <frauf> youre not there!

[01:17.54] <frauf> the park and no park

[01:17.56] <frauf> what a park!

[01:19.33] <frauf> get it?

[01:23.57] <frauf> so thats life man

[01:23.59] <frauf> levity

[01:24.28] <frauf> wanna think about 

[01:24.29] <frauf> life being

[01:24.31] <frauf> remotely fair

[01:24.31] <frauf> levity?

[01:24.52] <frauf> did yuo know life is for living

[01:24.54] <frauf> levity?

[01:26.55] <frauf> so man

[01:26.58] <frauf> another way to do this levity

[01:27.04] <frauf> is to do a handful of fundamentals

[01:27.05] <frauf> right

[01:27.06] <frauf> and expereince well

[01:27.07] <frauf> yourself

[01:27.11] <frauf> to get to make actual choices

[01:27.13] <frauf> and at no given point

[01:27.15] <frauf> are you totlaly fucked out

[01:27.18] <frauf> into oblivion

[01:27.19] <frauf> to literally go live

[01:27.22] <frauf> while being tormented with your closure

[01:27.25] <frauf> for one of the basic

[01:27.26] <frauf> s

[01:27.29] <frauf> as it keeps paradidlding a ding dfong

[01:27.30] <frauf> astrally

[01:27.32] <frauf> to do with a bullshit

[01:27.34] <frauf> at the epxense of well

[01:27.35] <frauf> everything

[01:27.39] <frauf> to furthermore unexist

[01:27.42] <frauf> to basically try to recover

[01:27.42] <frauf> from

[01:27.43] <frauf> 14 years old

[01:27.46] <frauf> to do a handful of basics

[01:27.50] <frauf> where you fuck off and go live instead.

[01:27.51] <frauf> you get it?

[01:28.10] <frauf> dude?

[01:28.18] <frauf> did i tell you about the astral planes?

[01:28.34] <frauf> do you get it levity?

[01:28.39] <frauf> man?

[01:28.46] <frauf> do you tihnk my dad finally gets it?

[01:28.49] <frauf> i wanted my space

[01:28.53] <frauf> do you understand?

[01:28.59] <frauf> did i tell you about the dekretzers?

[01:30.45] <levity> here i am in 2007

[01:30.53] <levity> ＋https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=macuZCpOrlI，

[01:31.59] <frauf> wat

[01:32.02] <frauf> so yeah 

[01:32.07] <frauf> a vice to a job levity no stress.

[01:32.29] <frauf> so im 39 man

[01:32.30] <frauf> with a

[01:32.32] <frauf> life thats fucked

[01:33.10] <frauf> to think all you needed was a handful of basics.

[01:34.31] <levity> behold what i have evolved into

[01:34.37] <levity> laughdispenser.blogspot.com

[01:34.43] <levity> enjoy the gift :]

[01:35.13] <frauf> just why wouldnt it let me go

[01:36.33] <levity> please check out my illustrated most recent hitchhiking trip

[01:37.10] <levity> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/091523.html，

[01:37.46] <frauf> yeah

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[01:58.45] <+frauf> yeah.

[02:07.28] <+frauf> thatll do 

[02:10.13] <+frauf> hard one levity

[02:12.16] <+frauf> can i just have one more go?

[02:13.13] <@dougwiser> damn victor it has been years

[02:15.25] <+frauf> ya

[02:15.28] <+frauf> did you figue it out though

[02:15.29] <+frauf> dougwiser

[02:15.36] <+frauf> what the poeple wanted?

[02:16.53] <+frauf> so dougwiser

[02:16.55] <+frauf> its not normal to come over

[02:16.57] <+frauf> and want to fight 

[02:16.59] <+frauf> in someone elses house

[02:17.05] <+frauf> it isnt

[02:17.09] <+frauf> do you get that?

[02:17.26] <+frauf> i can break it down for you

[02:17.28] <+frauf> if youre struggling dougwiser

[02:17.35] <+frauf> so

[02:17.37] <+frauf> you wont let me be a person

[02:17.38] <+frauf> dougwiser

[02:17.39] <+frauf> in this life

[02:17.43] <+frauf> you null and void

[02:17.44] <+frauf> all that is

[02:17.45] <+frauf> basically

[02:17.47] <+frauf> being a person

[02:17.49] <+frauf> now

[02:17.51] <+frauf> you either get death

[02:17.53] <+frauf> you become the bull

[02:17.55] <+frauf> or

[02:17.57] <+frauf> something like this

[02:17.59] <+frauf> dougwiser

[02:18.01] <+frauf> you wanna hear my story again

[02:18.03] <+frauf> about the time i tried to go live instead?

[02:18.09] <+frauf> like

[02:18.11] <+frauf> it torments absolution

[02:18.12] <+frauf> and

[02:18.16] <+frauf> theres a whole gamut of it

[02:18.17] <+frauf> like

[02:18.19] <+frauf> look

[02:18.22] <+frauf> did i show you the hotel room/

[02:18.30] <+frauf> ＋https://i.imgur.com/kKmaaKw.jpg，

[02:18.32] <+frauf> you see it dougwiser?

[02:18.33] <+frauf> now

[02:18.35] <+frauf> youre not fucking off

[02:18.36] <+frauf> so

[02:18.38] <+frauf> i want just enough to

[02:18.40] <+frauf> be able to do it just

[02:18.41] <+frauf> once more

[02:18.47] <+frauf> i was able to function to a degree... 10 years ago

[02:18.52] <+frauf> i wann make like half a dozen bootlegs

[02:18.57] <+frauf> i think after that it should be okay

[02:18.57] <+frauf> right?

[02:19.02] <+frauf> in the name of Ross fusca dougwiser

[02:19.05] <+frauf> and everything you represent

[02:19.06] <+frauf> and make happen

[02:19.08] <+frauf> as you fuck life

[02:19.11] <+frauf> over and over again

[02:19.16] <+frauf> just as a metaphor this time

[02:19.22] <+frauf> is that ok?

[02:19.28] <+frauf> so youve figured out

[02:19.30] <+frauf> what the poeple want

[02:19.32] <+frauf> if you had to choose dougwiser

[02:19.36] <+frauf> your NPC more or less.

[02:19.36] <+frauf> right?

[02:19.46] <+frauf> and you get that

[02:19.46] <+frauf> dont you

[02:19.53] <+frauf> as you then bash it up your ass

[02:19.59] <+frauf> your sheer inability

[02:20.02] <+frauf> to stay in ehll

[02:20.04] <+frauf> so you can do a handful of basics

[02:20.08] <+frauf> to quite literally go live your fucking life

[02:20.09] <+frauf> dougwiser

[02:20.13] <+frauf> the expense that is your absurdity

[02:20.17] <+frauf> until you think its getting serious

[02:20.21] <+frauf> i cant realy get into david icke

[02:20.25] <+frauf> but i appreciate him

[02:20.27] <+frauf> and i think i get him

[02:20.30] <+frauf> i think you should do it once

[02:20.31] <+frauf> while stoned

[02:20.34] <+frauf> in company

[02:20.37] <+frauf> itll be a trip.

[02:20.44] <+frauf> and a fucking car park

[02:20.48] <+frauf> dougwiser

[02:20.51] <+frauf> do you get it?

[02:22.46] <+frauf> dougwiser

[02:22.49] <+frauf> im talking about all those times

[02:22.52] <+frauf> somethign happened that wasnt life

[02:22.53] <+frauf> not shanno

[02:22.55] <+frauf> do you get it?

[02:22.58] <+frauf> its been years

[02:23.00] <+frauf> since you tormented my closure

[02:23.02] <+frauf> it made the news.

[02:23.09] <+frauf> the only thing

[02:23.11] <+frauf> that can stop you

[02:23.13] <+frauf> from yourself

[02:23.14] <+frauf> is yourself

[02:23.15] <+frauf> dude

[02:24.16] <+frauf> organise what the people want dougwiser

[02:24.34] <+frauf> did i tell you about Ross Fusca?

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[02:25.40] <+frauf> Ragdolly

[02:25.51] <+frauf> then everyone was happy

[02:25.56] <+frauf> and now everyone loves raymond

[02:26.49] <+frauf> what a tumultuous

[02:26.50] <+frauf> story

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[02:27.14] <+frauf> next time

[02:27.17] <+frauf> you should consider the life thing

[02:28.51] <+frauf> do you get it 

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[02:29.45] <+frauf> i dont think it gets it dougwiser

[02:30.50] <+frauf> wanna think about no you again dude?

[02:47.34] <+frauf> guy

[02:47.37] <+frauf> let him go man

[02:47.43] <+frauf> dougwiser

[02:47.43] <+frauf> im 39

[02:47.47] <+frauf> i want a life that makes sense

[02:47.48] <+frauf> all of it

[02:47.52] <+frauf> ridiculous

[02:47.55] <+frauf> can i go instead?

[02:47.57] <+frauf> its way more realistic

[02:47.59] <+frauf> it made the news

[02:48.02] <+frauf> the dubai news

[02:48.04] <+frauf> do you get it?

[02:49.01] <+frauf> honestly

[02:49.02] <+frauf> daddo

[02:49.03] <+frauf> dougwiser

[02:49.08] <+frauf> did i show you the hotel room?

[02:49.16] <+frauf> you can see it

[02:49.18] <+frauf> the last dreg of person

[02:49.49] <+frauf> you see it?

[02:49.52] <+frauf> its aesthetic dougwiser

[02:49.54] <+frauf> its been years

[02:49.58] <+frauf> dude

[02:50.02] <+frauf> what am i doing in a hotel room

[02:50.03] <+frauf> dougwiser?

[02:50.21] <+frauf> you wanna 

[02:50.25] <+frauf> hear about my shit hot idea

[02:50.26] <+frauf> dougwiser?

[02:51.27] <+frauf> you wanna play it out again daddo?

[02:51.28] <+frauf> dougwiser

[02:51.32] <+frauf> literally going off to go live instead?

[02:51.36] <+frauf> did you see the cement truck

[02:51.39] <+frauf> reverse park?

[02:53.23] <+frauf> you knwo what i was gonna do with it

[02:53.24] <+frauf> dougwiser?

[02:54.02] <+frauf> so i was like 14, right?

[02:54.05] <+frauf> i really do believe

[02:54.09] <+frauf> the best education you can get

[02:54.10] <+frauf> from high school

[02:54.13] <+frauf> as a kid i dunno

[02:54.15] <+frauf> but high school

[02:54.19] <+frauf> is the ideals of a routine

[02:54.21] <+frauf> and living in a society

[02:54.25] <+frauf> two things i seemed to have a problem with.

[02:54.33] <+frauf> dougwiser did i tell you my take on this?

[02:55.26] <+frauf> you get it right dude?

[02:55.39] <+frauf> i literally just wanted what you destroy

[02:55.40] <+frauf> and thats it.

[02:55.42] <+frauf> dougwiser.

[02:55.51] <+frauf> i dont wanna go to a hotel room for no good reason

[02:55.52] <+frauf> in general

[02:55.56] <+frauf> i guess if i had to choose

[02:56.00] <+frauf> between suburbia

[02:56.02] <+frauf> and city end

[02:56.04] <+frauf> probably

[02:56.05] <+frauf> but

[02:56.07] <+frauf>  for the time being

[02:56.10] <+frauf> can i kind of

[02:56.15] <+frauf> have my basic human rights?

[02:56.17] <+frauf> ＋https://i.imgur.com/kKmaaKw.jpg，

[02:56.19] <+frauf> you see it?

[02:56.25] <+frauf> you know that stereo?

[02:57.09] <+frauf> dude?

[02:59.54] <+frauf> it was a good stereo

[02:59.57] <+frauf> didnt know i had it for that long

[02:59.58] <+frauf> dougwiser

[03:00.05] <+frauf> i wanted space

[03:00.08] <+frauf> from my uncomfortable family dude

[03:00.10] <+frauf> do you get it?

[03:00.17] <+frauf> wanna think about no you again?

[03:00.21] <+frauf> did i tell you about matthew fowler?

[03:00.50] <levity> i found a conversation i had with dougwiser from 2005

[03:01.11] <levity> what a small undernet :]

[03:01.27] <+frauf> what was it

[03:01.32] <levity> i am still at it, bro

[03:01.37] <+frauf> did i tell you about phillipe kemp

[03:01.55] <+frauf> so man

[03:01.57] <+frauf> you took over levity

[03:04.04] <+frauf> levity

[03:04.07] <+frauf> do you get it

[03:04.12] <+frauf> look at the picture

[03:05.24] <+frauf> so it was a good office

[03:05.24] <+frauf> levity

[03:07.42] <+frauf> do you get it

[03:07.46] <+frauf> some girl is teaching english overseas

[03:07.48] <+frauf> a guy wants rimjob

[03:07.51] <+frauf> bon boyage levity

[03:07.54] <+frauf> some guy is checking out the view

[03:07.56] <+frauf> what do you think dude?

[03:08.02] <+frauf> can i go now?

[03:08.08] <+frauf> did you figure out what the people wanted, levity?

[03:08.58] <+frauf> you get it?

[03:09.03] <+frauf> theres ways to do things

[03:09.03] <+frauf> levity

[03:09.05] <+frauf> you know that one?

[03:09.12] <+frauf> did i tell you about the park?

[03:09.18] <+frauf> it seemed like a nice park

[03:11.30] <+frauf> dude im making surey ou give the poeple want ok

[03:11.33] <+frauf> thing

[03:12.29] <+frauf> do the thing about having identity

[03:12.31] <+frauf> and life levity

[03:12.36] <+frauf> and generally you

[03:13.01] <+frauf> do you get it levity

[03:13.04] <+frauf> so because of you

[03:13.05] <+frauf> dude

[03:13.12] <+frauf> the literal advent of life

[03:13.14] <+frauf> where you go be a person

[03:13.17] <+frauf> okay?

[03:13.19] <+frauf> at all times.

[03:13.22] <+frauf> not once

[03:13.24] <+frauf> every single time

[03:13.27] <+frauf> since basically always

[03:13.29] <+frauf> you get it?

[03:13.32] <+frauf> theres irony

[03:13.34] <+frauf> there is

[03:13.53] <+frauf> the only place this really feels comfortable levity

[03:13.57] <+frauf> is up your fucking ass

[03:13.59] <+frauf> everything else is wrong

[03:14.01] <+frauf> you know?

[03:14.10] <+frauf> you smell

[03:14.14] <+frauf> a fucking idiot

[03:14.17] <+frauf> you get it?

[03:14.21] <+frauf> is that okay?

[03:14.23] <+frauf> im 39

[03:14.25] <+frauf> i had to go work

[03:14.27] <+frauf> i wanted to live my life

[03:14.31] <+frauf> you collapsed his face

[03:14.34] <+frauf> and fucked every advent of life

[03:14.36] <+frauf> to sell a ding dong

[03:14.38] <+frauf> youre paralysing

[03:14.40] <+frauf> its going astral

[03:14.43] <+frauf> youre largely a clown

[03:14.45] <+frauf> everything you do

[03:14.47] <+frauf> beceoms the catalyst

[03:14.48] <+frauf> of absoliute fuck

[03:14.51] <+frauf> its wehat you do

[03:14.53] <+frauf> do you get it?

[03:14.57] <+frauf> and a fucking car park

[03:14.58] <+frauf> life is about

[03:15.00] <+frauf> fundamentals

[03:15.03] <+frauf> its meant to be shit and easy

[03:15.04] <+frauf> you fucked it all

[03:15.07] <+frauf> do you get it?

[03:15.13] <+frauf> did you see it fluke?

[03:15.16] <+frauf> you know why its a fluke?

[03:15.21] <+frauf> cause life is about fundamentals!

[03:15.25] <+frauf> and being in control of your own life

[03:15.27] <+frauf> for one of the basics

[03:15.28] <+frauf> remember?

[03:15.31] <+frauf> if youre 

[03:15.31] <+frauf> tourettes

[03:15.33] <+frauf> skitz mix

[03:15.35] <+frauf> youre gonna needf this

[03:15.37] <+frauf> 5x stronger

[03:15.41] <+frauf> extremely basic

[03:15.42] <+frauf> fundamentals

[03:15.45] <+frauf> do you get it?

[03:15.50] <+frauf> your hyper fixation on ding dongs

[03:28.43] <levity> ＋https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzGjEkp772s，

[03:28.51] <levity> speaking of flukes

[03:33.42] <+frauf> yeah so its about

[03:33.45] <+frauf> deliberation

[03:33.47] <+frauf> and not fucked out

[03:33.49] <+frauf> crap

[03:33.53] <+frauf> youre a troll levity

[03:34.26] <levity> i spam for peace too :]

[03:36.00] <levity> "Seems like spam could be used to actually get a message out in a very quick and widespread way about injustice, working for peace, and other political issues. Why hasn't this happened yet? Spamming is so easy and inexpensive - seems like a perfect tool for subversion."

[03:36.49] <levity> at least i don't spew nonsense

[03:37.07] <levity> and take pictures of my shit!

[03:37.10] <levity> :P

[03:46.11] <+frauf> come on man

[03:46.13] <+frauf> im nearly 40

[03:46.15] <+frauf> i got fucking slammed

[03:46.27] <+frauf> this life is a troll

[03:46.33] <+frauf> just being trolled

[03:53.14] <dougwiser> bwahahaha

[03:53.42] <dougwiser> last I have remebered you were in portland

[04:01.06] <+frauf> yeah man

[04:01.17] <+frauf> so dougwiser

[04:01.20] <+frauf> thats normally the end

[04:02.38] <levity> Victor Antonio visits Portland!

[04:02.45] <levity> ＋https://web.archive.org/web/20071112211107/http://pdx.tribe.net/thread/fc24cd14-adea-4808-ad40-b8e6f7e112f7，

[04:02.45] <+frauf> so

[04:02.47] <+frauf> you won!

[04:04.00] <levity> Victor Antonio Gruber slots the Missing Piece

[04:04.03] <levity> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/missingpiece.html，

[04:04.06] <+frauf> dude!

[04:04.50] <levity> from 2004:

[04:04.52] <levity> <Dougwiser> if you message me again when i ask you in the channel you are goijng to piss me off i cannot manage another window

[04:05.03] <levity> :P

[04:05.27] <levity> <Dougwiser> fuck you

[04:05.27] <levity> <Dougwiser> I beeen here for 8 years

[04:05.27] <levity> <Dougwiser> and i can remove you at will

[04:06.52] <levity> do you remember that, Doug?

[04:06.53] <+frauf> let me go

[04:06.54] <dougwiser> so how is the campaign

[04:07.11] <levity> just splendid

[04:07.19] <levity> i been busy

[04:07.29] <levity> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/memory.html，

[04:07.36] <dougwiser> i do now that you posted it, you were answering me in the /msg window when i was speaking to you in the channel

[04:07.46] <+frauf> so

[04:07.48] <+frauf> i need my closure

[04:07.50] <+frauf> dougwiser

[04:07.52] <+frauf> that i can use

[04:07.54] <+frauf> dude

[04:08.01] <+Allan_Fudge> dougwiser, give him closure

[04:08.09] <+frauf> not the politic

[04:08.10] <+frauf> of a ding dong

[04:08.13] <+frauf> dougwiser do it man

[04:08.15] <+frauf> just fucking do it

[04:08.17] <+frauf> its been years

[04:08.19] <+Allan_Fudge> ding dong dougwiser

[04:08.25] <+frauf> a ding dong

[04:09.10] <dougwiser> not now Allan_Fudge the adults are talking

[04:14.44] <levity> wow. doug.  i am impressed you'd remember that detail

[04:15.53] <levity> what channel?

[04:15.59] <levity> ufos?

[04:16.09] <levity> wait, not way back then

[04:16.10] <dougwiser> np

[04:16.14] <dougwiser> no

[04:16.23] <levity> ftpwarez?

[04:16.24] <dougwiser> it was pot or marijuana

[04:16.34] <levity> fo-sho

[04:17.07] <+Allan_Fudge> Lol

[04:17.08] <levity> IRC 4 LIFE

[04:17.10] <levity> :]

[04:18.27] <levity> did you chat on aol at all in the nineties?

[04:18.57] <dougwiser> i had a local bbs that had internet then I git AOL

[04:19.13] <dougwiser> aol chat was weird

[04:19.39] <levity> i tore it up on aol.  i taked so much smack on aol

[04:19.54] <levity> here, i promise you'll enjoy this read

[04:19.58] <levity> one sec

[04:20.00] <dougwiser> ok

[04:20.17] <levity> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/lmfao.html，

[04:20.47] <levity> please write up any similar memories you have and send them to me!

[04:21.00] <levity> <l:o]

[04:21.45] <levity> do you rememer the punter days?  

[04:21.52] <levity> and IM-phishing

[04:22.33] <dougwiser> no i missed that

[04:22.58] <+frauf> levity

[04:22.59] <+frauf> i remmeber 

[04:23.02] <+frauf> a ruse

[04:24.17] <levity> i used to sport the screen name JESUS SUCKS DlCK

[04:24.30] <levity> tore it up in the bible chats!

[04:24.53] <levity> then when that one died i made JESUS DIED HAHA

[04:25.04] <dougwiser> omg I bet the fire dept has to rescue some of thise

[04:25.18] <levity> everytime they would die i would just add an A or and H

[04:25.29] <levity> JESUS DIED HAHAH

[04:25.38] <levity> and then HAHA JESUS DIED

[04:25.50] <levity> i had MAY GOD DAMN YOU

[04:26.06] <levity> my favorite one was SUCK A DOGS DlCK

[04:26.09] <levity> :P

[04:26.24] <dougwiser> you liked shocking them

[04:27.03] <levity> yes!

[04:27.11] <levity> there mere shock value

[04:27.17] <levity> -re

[04:27.24] <dougwiser> now I remember you were reciprocating time-bomb virus guy

[04:27.35] <levity> yes!

[04:31.59] <levity> can you just imagine the hilarity that came from imagining people chatting about how much they love Jesus and then all of a sudden "JESUS SUCKS DICK has entered the room."

[04:32.09] <levity> MUHAHAHAHAHA

[04:32.21] <dougwiser> I am just sitting here thinking about all this being exactly what the government does

[04:32.40] <levity> indirectly, exactly

[04:32.46] <levity> subversively

[04:32.49] <dougwiser> you did not tell them did you

[04:33.06] <levity> I AM ONE TO BE IGNORED

[04:33.15] <levity> BUT NOT STOPPED

[04:33.42] <dougwiser> well here you are''

[04:33.52] <levity> ive got nothing to hide or lose.  i am an open book

[04:33.58] <+frauf> levity get it

[04:33.59] <levity> ill go kamikaze with this this

[04:34.02] <levity> :P

[04:34.09] <levity> this shit*

[04:34.25] <+frauf> so

[04:34.25] <+frauf> levity

[04:34.30] <levity> yes?

[04:34.40] <dougwiser> THE BIG IF

[04:34.40] <dougwiser> ╭∩╮( •̀_•́ )╭∩╮ SCREW ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT WORLD PEACE !  POOR KIDS!  THAT'S RIGHT , BE AFRAID !  GOOD LITTLE SLAVE...

[04:35.23] <levity> in the end i can just say it's all a big joke

[04:35.25] <levity> :]

[04:35.46] <+frauf> so

[04:35.49] <+frauf> you proved your point levity

[04:37.22] <+frauf> no honestly all you did was my nuts in

[04:38.05] <dougwiser> thats what it is anyways

[04:39.12] <dougwiser> Allan_Fudge, whered you go

[04:40.23] <dougwiser> levity,  has his closure now

[04:40.32] <+Allan_Fudge> ?

[04:41.32] <dougwiser> did you ever make your poop into photography before you joined #vietnamese 

[04:42.01] <+Allan_Fudge> i know not of what you speak

[04:42.46] <dougwiser> hmmm so that means you d/l it?

[04:42.53] <+Allan_Fudge> ???

[04:43.12] <+Allan_Fudge> i think i need to add a dougwiser to my collection.

[04:43.23] <dougwiser> the pictures of the porcelain frauf

[04:43.53] <+Allan_Fudge> ooooooh the frauf pics

[04:44.12] <dougwiser>  <Allan_Fudge> I collect porcelain fraufs

[04:44.16] <+frauf> why

[04:44.36] <+Allan_Fudge> value

[04:45.19] <levity> i cant trust my stat counter i pay 18 bucks a month for

[04:45.30] <levity> still says zero visits for today

[04:46.02] <levity> which makes me think my blog is flying and they dont want me to know about it, hehe

[04:46.08] <dougwiser> victor did not you suffer a bad accident

[04:46.19] <levity> aye

[04:46.41] <levity> here is my head injuries story

[04:46.43] <dougwiser> you might have to check the coounter code, things change

[04:46.44] <levity> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/hi.html，

[04:47.13] <+Allan_Fudge> you think she had a nice life? ＋https://i.imgur.com/JX36r8u.jpg，

[04:48.42] <levity> LOL, that's actallly some good shit

[04:48.53] <dougwiser> is that an AI frauf?

[04:49.09] <levity> i am always curious to know what came out of my ass

[04:49.28] <levity> i look at it every single morning, i admit it

[04:50.07] <dougwiser> making sure its all the stuff you put in it?

[04:51.07] <levity> maybe ill start logging my logs too!

[04:51.17] <levity> itll be PERFECT for my joke blog!

[04:51.21] <levity> hahaha

[04:51.23] <dougwiser> hehehe

[04:51.37] <levity> such inspiration!  I am so blessed!

[04:51.40] <levity> lol!

[04:52.42] <dougwiser> blessed by poop

[04:53.03] <+Allan_Fudge> you are too kind

[04:53.17] <+Allan_Fudge> i am inspired too!

[04:54.27] <levity>  My new girlfriend just told me what her fetish is, but I’m too embarrassed to tell my friends.

[04:54.34] <+Allan_Fudge> dougwiser, to answer your question, most of the poo pics came before #vietnamese

[04:54.34] <levity> But I better get this shit off my chest.

[04:54.39] <levity> :P

[04:55.08] <levity>  Did you hear about the new lesbian tennis shoe called Dike?

[04:55.14] <levity> It has an extra long tongue, and it only takes one finger to get it off. 

[04:55.22] <+Allan_Fudge> my original poodio (play on poop and studio) was inspired by OldOneEye the fecaLOLogist

[04:55.46] <+Allan_Fudge> he needed clip art for his books on fecalphelia

[04:56.07] <levity>  I started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction. 

[04:56.12] <levity> It was a total flop and nobody came. 

[04:56.16] <levity> :P

[04:56.26] <+Allan_Fudge> uhm

[04:56.28] <+Allan_Fudge> levity

[04:56.59] <levity> I just sprayed Febreeze in my bathroom.  

[04:57.02] <levity> Now it smells like shitrus.

[04:57.07] <levity> :]

[04:57.43] <levity> do you dab, doug?

[04:58.15] <+frauf> okay

[04:58.15] <+frauf> so

[04:58.18] <+frauf> ill have to pass

[04:58.19] <+frauf> levity

[04:58.38] <levity> to the left

[04:59.36] <dougwiser> you sure advocate OOE a lot Allan_Fudge 

[05:00.05] <dougwiser> dab the weed oil stuff this convo is getting twisted

[05:00.56] <levity> Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of Mediterranean flatbread?

[05:01.02] <levity> It's a pita parka. 

[05:01.06] <levity> :]

[05:02.49] <+frauf> nice

[05:03.07] <+frauf> fucking

[05:03.09] <+frauf> levity

[05:03.11] <+frauf> honest question

[05:03.14] <levity> ?

[05:03.34] <+Allan_Fudge> advocate?

[05:03.36] <+Allan_Fudge> never

[05:04.16] <+Allan_Fudge> ＋https://i.imgur.com/Fq9F0qG.jpg，

[05:04.21] <levity> If I ever have twin daughters I'd name the first one Kate 

[05:04.26] <+Allan_Fudge> does that look like I am advocating for OldOneEye

[05:04.26] <levity> and the second one Duplikate.

[05:04.43] <dougwiser> I wanted to name my sons bill

[05:04.56] <dougwiser> so folks could pay the bills

[05:05.15] <+frauf> what in the actual fuck

[05:05.17] <+frauf> is my fucking life

[05:05.25] <levity> lol

[05:05.35] <levity> My wife accuses me of having a favorite child.  It's not true. 

[05:05.38] <levity> I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally. 

[05:05.55] <+Allan_Fudge> granted, i did do some requests for OOE

[05:05.56] <+Allan_Fudge> ＋https://i.imgur.com/UKrFPq5.jpg，

[05:07.09] <+frauf> yuck

[05:07.22] <dougwiser> so you and OOE are tight

[05:07.53] <levity> I have a pair of very tight rubber gloves for free if anyone wants to take them off my hands.

[05:08.03] <levity> :P

[05:08.27] <levity> = human joke bot

[05:08.40] <levity> against the assault of laugher nothing can stand!

[05:08.47] <levity> - mark twain

[05:10.11] <levity>  I met someone online who shares my fetish of urinating on dried fruit.

[05:10.17] <levity> We’re going to go on a date next week.

[05:11.15] <+frauf> but levity

[05:15.05] <dougwiser> you shoul be gigging at kill tony

[05:25.47] <+frauf> dougwiser

[05:25.55] <+frauf> its too shit

[05:26.27] <+frauf> you get it

[05:29.13] <+frauf> fucking useless m8

[05:31.11] <+frauf> do you know how fucking close that was dougwiser

[05:31.51] <+frauf> literally basic human rights

[05:32.38] <+frauf> like actual protocol of war dougwiser

[05:33.40] <+frauf> why?

[05:34.39] <+frauf> i liked making videos dougwiser

[05:35.33] <+frauf> like pure white noise violence dougwiser

[05:41.17] <+frauf> then you die

[05:41.20] <+frauf> some people dougwiser

[05:41.26] <+frauf> fucking trolled

[05:42.13] <levity> you better not bring my mother into this!

[05:42.17] <levity> :P

[05:42.28] <levity> come outside!

[05:42.56] <dougwiser> which mother?

[05:43.26] <levity> A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

[05:43.40] <+frauf> oh ok

[05:43.47] <+frauf> levity 

[05:43.49] <+frauf> i think im spent?

[05:43.54] <+frauf> its the longest 10 minutes of my life

[05:43.55] <+frauf> i had to go work

[05:43.56] <+frauf> and live my life

[05:43.58] <+frauf> you know shanno?

[05:44.02] <+frauf> i think its great how we can all get along

[05:44.04] <+frauf> i like stuff

[05:44.04] <+frauf> but

[05:44.08] <+frauf> i think thats where it stops making sense

[05:44.11] <+frauf> you know?

[05:44.14] <+frauf> so after you get over it

[05:44.17] <+frauf> itll make sense

[05:44.17] <+frauf> right

[05:44.22] <+frauf> no?

[05:44.28] <levity>  I once threw a surprise bukkake party for my wife.

[05:44.37] <levity> Everyone came.

[05:44.44] <levity> You should have seen her face.

[05:44.47] <levity> :P

[05:45.25] <+frauf> jesus christ

[05:45.28] <+frauf> nice

[05:45.28] <levity> My wife hates it when I say "You are just like your mother!"

[05:45.37] <levity> My wife hates it when I say "You are just like your mother!"

[05:45.40] <levity> damnit

[05:45.44] <levity> Actually, she hates it when I say anything during sex.

[05:46.20] <levity> Planned Parenthood having weekend BBQ.

[05:46.26] <levity> Third trimester baby back ribs.

[05:46.29] <levity> :P