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                                                                                                             Portland, OR

Monday June 22, 2009

     5:38am  I didn't tell you when I woke up, but I am taking my time packing up.

     6:06am  All packed up and leaving. I think I'm going to go spread the word again at 82nd and Powell. I'm runnin' low on marijuana, hehe.

     6:35am  I ambled over to the Max in front of Pioneer Square. Let me see if the bathrooms are open yet.

     7:40am  I got off the lightrail over by 82nd. I'm going to make my way to Powell and go pass out my website.

     7:53am  The greedy ass 72 driver won't give me a ride!
                  
     8:12am  I walked up to ? street and the greedy ass at the gas station won't let me get ice! Nobody wants world peace!

                   Haha, I had a big spectacle here in front of the gas station at Glisan. Good little slave! He wouldn't let me get ice so I started yelling at him. "You greedy ass! Don't you know we're all connected?!" I whipped out my camera and took his picture and everything. He got all flustered, "No more pictures! Get out of here!" He's never going to forget me.

     8:22am  The greedy ass driving the 72 won't give me a ride! Good little slave!

     8:52am  I walked past a Subway and filled up my bag with ice. I tried to tell the pretty girl there my story, but she got busy. I didn't hit her up for any food. In my story right after I told her how I got free food she said she had to go to work. That's right, be afraid. I'm walking because no drivers are giving me courtesy rides. I'm just going to walk all the way to Powell.

                   That gas station is on the street over where by Sara[3-17-07, 3-19-07, 3-20-07, 3-21-07, 3-22-07, 3-26-07, 3-27-07, 3-28-07, 3-30-07] used to live. I am really tempted to walk all the way to her house and knock on her door. I doubt she still lives there though.

     9:10am  Scoring a courtesy ride. Third time is a charm.

     9:22am  I'm stupid. I'm so stoned I overshot Powell. I was over by the Eastport Mall when I noticed and got off. I'm walking back now.

     10:14am  Kyle is hooking me up with a cigarette at Powell and 82nd. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit.

     10:20am  Ha, the cops just pulled up to the light and they didn't tell me shit. Hook a brother up/smoke a brother out! Check out my website, it's free, haha.

     10:40am  Beautiful Sunshine just hooked me up with an American Spirit. I appreciate it, sister. Everybody gets credit.

                     Sweet, I just got hooked up with a nugget. These kids told me, "We don't have any cash, but here." Way to support the cause, brother. I prefer the nugget anyway. I'm going to go get me another burger at the Carl's Jr.

     10:57am  Artax, Aurthur at the Carl's Jr is hooking me up with a burger. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit. Thanks a lot. Check out the website, it's free.

                     They only cost a dollar and I was totally willing to pay for it, but Art wouldn't let me. Well, I do fly my sign right in front of his window, so he knows what I am doing.

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     11:20am  Katie is being nice enough to give me some money. I appreciate it, Katie. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     11:32am  Noah just volunteered me a dollar. Everybody gets credit, man. Thanks a lot.

     11:54am  Beautiful Maggie, eighteen years old. Hell yeah, she listened to my story hardcore. She was just walking by and I hit her up for my story. She gave me a couple of cigarettes too. Camel Wides.

                     She told me she believed in me!

     12:17pm  Whoa, I ran into Jared from Boulder.

     12:24pm  Quinte hooked me up with a dollar for the cause. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit.

                     Time to sport my clown wig.

     12:37pm  Susan, she walked up and I gave her my website and then she volunteered me some money. I really appreciate it, Susan. Everybody gets credit. Way to support the cause.

                     These kids just honked at me and I walked over and they hooked me up with a nugget. I have hereby been dubbed Hippie-Chicken.

     1:15pm  Wrapping up my giveaway on 82nd and Powell. I'm going to go downtown now and spread the word there. I'll go to the library and check my email and stuff. Right now as I was walking to the bus stop this kid walked up to me and handed me a dollar saying, "I totally agree with your shirt."

     1:55pm  Just getting to downtown, Pioneer Square. It seems a lot busier today.

     3:00pm  I didn't mention, I went to the library and got 30 sheets of havethisbook.coms to cut out. Thirty two per sheet, I think. I spent my last three dollars. I had been holding onto it for food, but passing out my website is more important than food. I don't need money to get food. All you need is the balls to ask.

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     5:49pm  Brandon just walked up and volunteered me a cigarette. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit. Check out my website. I've been all over the country for seven years now. No, it's not religious, I promise. Actually, if you have time for my story I am not asking for anything. Can I tell you what I am doing?

                   I have had yet another fun day spreading the word right across the street from Pioneer Square. I've had my clown wig on the whole time.

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     7:25pm  I forgot to tell you, I jumped on the Max and rode it to 82nd. I think I'm going to go hang out on Alberta tonight.

                   Sweet, I'm going to eat. I see a place called El Burrito Loco. Stupid me, I thought Alberta was on the other side of the highway going towards Powell. It's not though. Right now I am walking and passing The Original Taco House. I remember last time I was here it wasn't original at all. This greedy white lady was the manager[3-31-07 : 11:15am]. I won't waste my time hitting them up this time. Besides, right across the street is El Burrito Loco.

     8:03pm  Aldo en El Burrito Loco me esta dando comida. Te lo agradesco, Aldo. Todo el mundo recibe credito, gracias.

     8:20pm  Cool, cool. Just when I stood up to walk the bus came and the nice driver gave me a courtesy ride. I was going to walk it.

     8:35pm  I just got to Alberta.

     9:32pm  The greedy ass driving the 72 won't give me a courtesy ride. Good little slave! I was just testing you!

     10:00pm  I started walking down 33rd. The first driver told me no, but the next one said yeah. He's giving me a ride to the Rose Quarter. I'm going to try to make my way back to my camp. Alberta was lame tonight so I left.

     10:13pm  I just got dropped off at the Rose Quarter. I'm falling asleep, man.

                     At Alberta I went to the coffee shop, Star E. Rose and hung out in front of there for a little bit.

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